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He’s Not Looking at You! Wood Shop Chronicles & Hot Takes.

Matty, Megan, JJ Season 1 Episode 21

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The gang welcomes back guest Melissa and dives into a hilarious two-part story about a massive case of mistaken flirtation at a gay bar called The Wood Shop, culminating in an embarrassing revelation that connects multiple social circles.

• Melissa corrects information from the high school episode, revealing she was "Alice" who wrote responses for their newspaper's advice column
• The Wood Shop Chronicles: a tale of misread signals and surprise connections when Melissa thought a cook was flirting with her
• JJ celebrates Bad Bunny's commitment to Puerto Rico through his concerts and special Puerto Rican Labu Boo creation
• Discussion about airplane bathroom mirrors and whether they provide a better view of a certain male body parts
• Matty confesses to having a strategically placed bedroom mirror so he can watch TV while facing his preferred sleeping direction
• Mellissa presents product review of Reese's Oreo Cups with mixed reviews about the balance of cookie to cream
• The group debates whether brands are diluting themselves with too many flavor extensions and limited editions
• Melissa pitches herself as a potential West Michigan correspondent for the podcast. Stay tuned to see if she got what it takes!

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Welcome Back with Melissa

SPEAKER_00

Slippers unite, it's time to play. We bring the spice to your work or your day, confessions, debates, and a product or two. We slip it in just for you. You laugh, you cringe.

SPEAKER_02

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back, slipping it in with you. This is Megan. I'm virtual today because I unfortunately have COVID. I'm on day five and still testing positive. But luckily, I'm finally starting to feel better.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it sounds a little choppy where you're at, but like we'll get through it.

SPEAKER_02

That might be my voice.

SPEAKER_08

Um well, can are you still able to do the sexy voice?

SPEAKER_07

We're hoping that you would do that.

SPEAKER_08

I think so. Can you say can you say I have COVID? I have COVID.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I have to take a big breath before I can do that. Um, we have Melissa back again to slip it in with us. If you remember, she was on our pig's gotta eat pod when we were up at the cabin in the woods.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. Welcome back. Welcome back.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, I'm excited to be back. I'm very happy to be here.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It seems like I've seen you guys almost every weekend.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. A lot this summer.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I mean, in a good way this summer. No, in a great way.

SPEAKER_08

In a great way, yes. But it's and we're we have some things to unpack, I think.

SPEAKER_05

From seeing each other?

SPEAKER_08

Well, yeah, some shit's wet down. There's been a lot of fun. Like we'll get to we'll get into it.

SPEAKER_05

No, we've had a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_08

Have you been listening to the pod?

SPEAKER_05

I've been listening to the pod. Oh, I have been listening to the pod. And I have a couple little pieces of information I want to add to advice? Not advice, information/slash corrections for the high school episode.

SPEAKER_07

Corrections. Not a correction. Megan and Maddie, are you ready for that?

SPEAKER_05

Yes. I'm ready. Well Megan said that there was not a drama class in high school. And yes, there absolutely was a drama class in high school.

SPEAKER_08

Didn't I say I think there was drama? And she said there was only in middle school.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, there was drama class in high school. I know it. I was in the drama class.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, but they we didn't have a production or a play or did in the middle school.

SPEAKER_07

So we had a class. That's correct.

SPEAKER_02

But there was a drama.

SPEAKER_07

Were you part of that drama class?

SPEAKER_02

I sure was. Yeah. Well, it was only one time. It's not like you could take it every year. No.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, really? Oh. You're acting like I was, I mean, like, it's just semantics.

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Kind of.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I'm just saying it because JJ said, Oh, were you a part of it? It's like it was one time you took the class once. Well, you said there was no drama classes.

SPEAKER_04

I thought there was. And there was. There was a drama.

SPEAKER_02

So that was it was odd that you had such a robust drama program in middle school where we had a big play that you did in eighth grade, and then you had no plays, nothing. That is true.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that was more my point. But no, I didn't even think we had a drama class.

SPEAKER_08

So you didn't thank you for that.

SPEAKER_05

And then I did just have to like thank you guys for talking about the newspaper articles, the Ask Alice segment. Yeah. Because I was in newspaper and I was in charge of writing the response. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_08

Wait, you were Alice? Were you Alice?

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Like you guys are probably listening thinking, like, oh, Matt knew I didn't know you were Alice.

SPEAKER_05

Are you mostly did because the number of questions you asked?

SPEAKER_08

Oh, so we knew we had an insider?

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god. Did you know that she was Alice? I don't remember that piece of things.

SPEAKER_02

I remember knowing that she was Alice, but I do remember we had some commentary from people who are in the newspaper. I don't know if it was a class or a club or it was something else. Yeah. And like you had to be in it and like so be at it.

SPEAKER_08

So there is something we weren't telling the listeners. We had insiders in the newspaper.

SPEAKER_04

So we knew we were overrun in the app, Alice. You were the only ones in the entire school that wrote in.

SPEAKER_05

Nobody, thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_05

So I would write equally funny responses, but he would not let me put publish them. No, there was no publishing because we had an audience trying to get off a teeth. It was the tea and the tot, and my responses.

SPEAKER_08

I get this feedback. Yeah. And like we, if you're just tuning in, you don't understand. So let me like, so Megan and I were like taking advantage of the ask Alice column in our high school newspaper. We said we were on a teeter and a totterer, a teeter totter, teeter and a toter. And we couldn't stop. And we were teething and totten all the time. We're like, help us, we're losing weight, we're skipping class, our relationships are failing. Like, how get help us get off the teeth and tot.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Yours truly, teeting tot.

SPEAKER_05

Correct.

SPEAKER_08

So, like, so my. So, like you were on the receiving end of that. Yes, dear. And what would you respond back? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I forget the response, but I was so proud of how funny it was. And then the teacher said, no, we're not doing this. This, we're not doing this.

SPEAKER_08

Meanwhile, there's two young adults out there struggling.

SPEAKER_09

They're probably teaching tattoos.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, while we're right here with you.

SPEAKER_02

It took up like every day. We spent a whole class period just writing our questions. Oh, I know. I love that. Yes.

SPEAKER_08

And we'd have to ask for like an extension to turn in our paper.

SPEAKER_05

It was the greatest. So I'm glad you're going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, well, thank you for clearing that up. That was really funny. I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god. I love that so much. I love that so much.

SPEAKER_08

So I had mentioned, or you did, or we did, like we've hung out a lot.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we have.

High School Newspaper Revelations

SPEAKER_08

Shall we? It's been a good summer. It has been a good summer. You know, I think tomorrow's the first official day of fall. I don't know. When this airs, it's already fall. Yeah. But let's if I say wood shop, does that ring a bell? Ring a bell?

SPEAKER_05

It does. Yep, it does.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

How about we have to say about the wood shop?

SPEAKER_08

Well, I mean, like we got so it's a tangled. It is a two-part limited series. I feel like. Is it? It kind of is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well, I did not hang out with you guys. Well, you are part one.

SPEAKER_08

You're in episode one. Megan's in episode two. I was in both apps.

SPEAKER_07

This is a two-part series.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm in episode ground zero.

SPEAKER_08

Well, you were in the um, what do they call it? Like the prequel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She was in the prequel. And I don't know. The finale could still happen. So, like, uh, I came into town with JJ. So JJ and I visited for this was Labor Day weekend.

SPEAKER_05

Labor Day weekend, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, yeah. I think typically, like when we get together, because we don't get to see each other all the time. Sometimes we are like, let's opt for a night in. Yes. We catch up. We have some wine. Take cards, we sit on the couch, we play cards, con it, yep, all the things. But this time I was we had a pool day scheduled for Saturday. So I knew we would have pool conversation. So Friday night, I suggested, why don't we go out? Like mix it up, right? So we do. We go to this place called the Wood Shop. After like our four other three places before I agreed. It was like four in.

SPEAKER_07

And I would just say, like, it's like when we did say and decide, oh, we're gonna go out.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

We have not done like a it was pretty much like a bar hop. It was a bar hop.

SPEAKER_05

I haven't done that in a bar crawl.

SPEAKER_07

A bar curl. Like we had dinner, and then after that, another bar, and then after that we did like this. Yes, yeah. We had probably one of the best espresso martinis I've ever had.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, right. At that little kitchen.

SPEAKER_07

We got that smell.

SPEAKER_08

It did smell in there, but the social misfits.

SPEAKER_02

It always smells in there. Oh really?

SPEAKER_08

It does.

SPEAKER_02

Because they make waffles.

SPEAKER_07

What was that again? Every time we get to repeat that. We lost you there.

SPEAKER_08

Can you ask her to repeat it because she she in and out? What? What'd you call it?

SPEAKER_02

It always smells like burnt waffles. Yes. Correct.

SPEAKER_08

Well, you nailed it with that. That is correct. So anyway, um, I did in the car, we had a conversation and I said, why don't we go to the wood shop? It's a gay bar, it's a gay cocktail bar, upper scale cocktail bar. I mean, like if like wood shop. Like you get it? Like wood. One, I get it. Like if you don't get it? I also get it, yes. Like if a man is a rat, it's called wood. Yes, I get it. And here we are to shop. So, but I said also it doesn't play like that. It doesn't play like a gay bar. It's very diverse, it's very mixed.

SPEAKER_07

There's a kitchen to like it's there's food.

SPEAKER_08

We'll get into that, right? Yeah. And it's just like you don't feel like you are actually in a gay bar, you just feel like you're in a very welcoming place with all kinds of people from all walks of life. Yes? Correct. We sit at the bar and we are at the very end of the bar towards the kitchen in the restrooms. Like a lot of bars, there is a cutout in the wall where the chef or is able to also like get orders from the bartender. That's the that's the goal. Like they're passing tickets through the window. And so this handsome man comes into frame, literally into frame. Yep. And go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

He was watching me. He was he was looking at me, and I kept I glanced over a few times. I'm like, wow, this is like a really good looking man. Like this cook, like so. I say to Matt, who is sitting right next to me, right? Look at the cook is like looking at me. And then Matt looks over and immediately started laughing.

SPEAKER_07

Because he was not looking at you.

SPEAKER_05

He said, He's not looking, he's not looking at you. I go, Yes, he is Matt.

SPEAKER_08

I'm like, he's looking at me.

SPEAKER_07

I don't think that he was looking at Matt either. Matt either.

SPEAKER_08

He was looking at us because we were looking at him talking, and basically it was obvious we were talking about him. Right.

SPEAKER_05

So and then you said to him.

SPEAKER_07

It was all signals. There was no There was a lot of signals.

SPEAKER_08

I did mouth something though. I was like, I put my hands up like the shrug emoji or the I don't know emoji. Like she and I said, she I mouth, I can't mouth it here, but like she thinks you're cute.

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Which is.

SPEAKER_08

And I told her you're gay. And and he then you made eye contact with him. He picked up my signal and then put his hand out and then dropped his wrist and did a limp wrist. And you interpreted that as.

SPEAKER_05

I interpreted that as, oh, I'm not cute. Listen, you're not. The gay signal. I'm like, no, I didn't. Why are you saying that?

SPEAKER_07

The only thing missing with that was like, hey girl. Yeah. Well, completely. 100%.

SPEAKER_08

100%.

SPEAKER_07

With the pinky up.

SPEAKER_08

Like it's not. Missy would have none of it. I was telling her, like, I mean, like, what we're at the wood shop.

SPEAKER_05

I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_08

He is giving, he just responded.

SPEAKER_05

Just because we're at the wood shop doesn't mean the cook would necessarily.

SPEAKER_08

But like if you start putting the pieces together. But anyway, he comes out of the kitchen because nobody's ordering food. The bartender that is waiting on us comments, oh, he is a handsome man. He's actually going to sit with his boyfriend. Missy still did not believe this.

SPEAKER_05

I believed I was in denial.

The Wood Shop Gay Bar Adventure

SPEAKER_08

Fair. That's well, I don't know. In that I don't know the truth. The truth is somewhere in there. So he's sitting down there for like 20 minutes and she's carrying on like argumentative, like he's into me, he's into me.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't 100%.

SPEAKER_08

No, it is not. Lies a minelling. No. Okay, tell me if this is a lie. Then 10 minutes in, you said, somebody in this bar better fucking order some food because he we need to get his ass back in the kitchen. That's right.

SPEAKER_05

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_08

I did say that.

SPEAKER_05

And I said, let's order nachos. So he's good. Right.

SPEAKER_08

Somebody orders some nachos, so he has to go back in the kitchen. We do like some nachos.

SPEAKER_07

Megan and I do like some nachos at the bar, though.

SPEAKER_08

All right. Okay. That's episode one.

SPEAKER_05

Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And Megan is part of episode. Oh no, she's on the prequel. Okay. And episode two. Oh, she was part of it.

SPEAKER_08

Megan, you're gonna have to talk very deliberately and into the mic. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. So then we go to this burlesque show. The next weekend, which was crazy. There were two weeks. Two weekends two weekends in between. It was a weekend in between.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. And Melissa's friends show up and they're like, oh, our other friend may come. And because he knows these burlesque people, he's performed with them before because he's a drag queen. And I'm like, oh, I met him before. Is it Lorraine Divine? And they're like, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Is that the actual name? Is that the actual drag queen name?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

That's what he performs under. And Melissa's like, oh, I don't know who that is. I'm like, yes, you are. We met him last year. I met him when you you met him.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

You can see where this is going.

SPEAKER_02

He plays volleyball with these other friends. Yeah, he plays volleyball with these other friends.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I love a gay volleyball league.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's not gay. It's you gotta be very, very good. They're very competitive.

SPEAKER_07

I'm in a competitive league.

SPEAKER_02

So Well, did you play in college?

SPEAKER_08

Listen, bring it back.

SPEAKER_02

Bring it like we're not gonna get on. I'm fine with changing the subject.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, we're not. Listen, no.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Stay on task, please.

SPEAKER_02

So we leave the Berlas show, go to another bar, and they're like, oh, Lorraine Devine is gonna come over tonight. He's finishing up at the wood shop.

SPEAKER_08

Of all places.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. And I said, He he works at the wood shop. And they said, Yeah, he's the cook at the wood shop.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Worlds are colliding.

SPEAKER_08

Like I am sitting there, like, what?

SPEAKER_07

So at that point were you like, wait a second. Like, yeah, this is the same person. The same guy that I thought he was falling in love with me.

SPEAKER_05

And that I had met him before, like a year earlier. And to me, he looked totally different the first time I met him. Megan thinks he looked just the same.

SPEAKER_08

I agree with Megan.

SPEAKER_05

You didn't meet him the first time.

SPEAKER_08

But I mean, I but like you also said on two different occasions when we did run into him that you didn't think he was the same guy. And I'm like, that's totally the same guy.

SPEAKER_07

That's true. Because that same night, that same night.

SPEAKER_08

He didn't go to the apartment.

SPEAKER_07

I was there. I asked 100%. Melissa. Because he wanted to avoid it.

SPEAKER_08

He was trying to like distance himself with his most recent stalker.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, 100%.

SPEAKER_05

Well, then here is the bottom line. He ended up coming that night. We all hung out. He came to one bar with us, and then he actually came afterwards. We went out for a quick bite to eat at the end of the night. And he came and he was with us the whole rest of the day.

SPEAKER_08

He was out with me later in the evening. Not like with me, but at the same time where he was.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know how that's possible.

SPEAKER_07

I know. Well, there is only two bars on that area.

SPEAKER_05

I know, but what times do you think it's close?

SPEAKER_07

Either or I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

Because he was with us until 2 a.m.

SPEAKER_07

Ah, yeah. There's an after hours.

SPEAKER_08

I got back. I got back to your place around what time?

SPEAKER_05

5 30.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god. That was a day. I do have to say, like with this story, and I I think that beyond, you really have a very low gadar.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. It does seem.

SPEAKER_08

Well, there is a jaw-dropping finale to this story. Oh, there is?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Well, there is something that's more embarrassing.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, go for it. Please. It's your embarrass yourself, please. It's all you.

SPEAKER_05

So the friends that we have, the volleyball player and his girlfriend, they're very good friends with this person. And his I'm we won't use his other his real name, but he came to their house the next day, they played volleyball. The next day after the wood shop. He went to their house, they played volleyball, and he told them the story.

SPEAKER_08

And how did he put it?

SPEAKER_05

That there was an older woman in the bar who was hitting on them, which is not true. I wasn't on the phone. Did you know that it didn't monster? I just was thinking it was good looking, and then it just snowballed. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_08

You're trying to get people in the bar to order nachos. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_07

Speak one at a time. I know that we're excited. I know, but my apologies.

SPEAKER_05

That like friends of mine heard about.

SPEAKER_08

The very next day.

SPEAKER_05

The very next day had been a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_08

Who doesn't normally go out?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that it would be me. And it was really interesting. That is but it was fun, and I would do it all over again.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I would too. I would as well.

SPEAKER_07

Oh can't. I just can't. Lesson learned or not.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Well, now I feel like he's gonna be in the mix of like hanging out with us. Don't you, Megan?

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I do. I don't think he wants to.

SPEAKER_04

No, I think he does. Well, no, he's fine. He I think he probably is totally fine about all of it. Yeah, he was fine with it all.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, maybe not with you, but you know, gaze love. Well, but was it?

SPEAKER_05

It was.

SPEAKER_07

He probably will be a guest on this podcast.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god, we could be like, so Melissa, we're just we're about to bring somebody out. Yeah, like Murray.

SPEAKER_05

Well, it's crazy because Megan follows him on Instagram. She was like all in the know of him.

SPEAKER_08

This is so crazy how what a small world is a small world. All right, small worlds. What about my small little creatures?

SPEAKER_07

What creatures?

SPEAKER_08

All right, you guys. I have talked about this in the past. Laboo boos have come up on our podcast before.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. They're part of the podcast.

SPEAKER_08

I talked to you guys about when I was well, you were there too in East Lanting, and I had a weak moment and I bought this six-piece set of labu-boos. You did. And they are called Have a Seat Laboo Boo. It's a collection. I'm here. I haven't opened it.

SPEAKER_07

They're part of a collab, right? A collab with no, it was a collab with Walmart.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, maybe, but listen.

SPEAKER_07

Wasn't it, Megan? I thought that there was like a collaboration with Molmart.

SPEAKER_02

It was like a collab, or if Walmart was just Sal. I don't know. I don't know if other people.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, I think Walmart was making purchases possible. There's not a Walmart component to my Lucas.

SPEAKER_07

Because now there's a Target collaboration.

SPEAKER_08

Great. Oh.

SPEAKER_07

Great for Tarkup.

SPEAKER_08

These are not, I just want the audience to understand, these are not Walmart Labubos.

SPEAKER_07

No, they're not. Can we? I'm not I'm not saying that.

SPEAKER_08

Well, you're muddying the water.

SPEAKER_07

They are a rich.

SPEAKER_08

You are a muddy. Okay. I'm talking over you. My daughter. Carry on.

SPEAKER_07

I'm just saying that there are original labu boos, but they are like this, like Walmart Target has done that. They're doing this collapse because they want the labu boos to be more accessible, but still be the labu boos, the original labu boos. So not a labouf.

SPEAKER_08

It's not lafouf. It's laboob.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. It was sealed and everything.

SPEAKER_02

They were also StockX Verified.

SPEAKER_08

StockX Verified. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

And which Michigan, a Detroit-based company.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Shout out. Yeah. Non-spawn. But so I have them here. I'm going to open them. I've opened the box. I haven't opened the individual. There's six blind boxes in here. And what I'm hoping for is a duo duel. Okay. That's the like, so I'm either guaranteed six unique laboobs or five with a duodule.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Yeah. All right. And you're actually right here. Wait, well, you can actually get five of the rare ones if you no. Oh.

SPEAKER_08

You gotta pay attention. I'm trying. I can either get six unique laboobs part of the have a seat or five uniques plus duo dual. Okay. Got it? Yeah. Audience. All right. All right. Open it up. There we go. Here we go. Oh. Oh, okay. Hold on. Oh, wait. I got hold on. No, there's a little. Hold on. I've lost. Wow.

SPEAKER_05

There's a lot happening.

SPEAKER_08

Why did I get?

SPEAKER_07

I can you speak to the mic?

SPEAKER_08

I've got.

SPEAKER_07

A sticker.

Bad Bunny's Puerto Rican Pride

SPEAKER_08

I've got. I can't read that boo boob. Can you read that boo boob?

SPEAKER_07

I can't, because I just got progressed. So I didn't.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Can the old seat.

SPEAKER_07

Have a seat.

SPEAKER_08

Could the older age woman read it? Or no?

SPEAKER_07

No, it's it says have a seat.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, here's the all right. I didn't realize. Okay, we're gonna have to move on. We're gonna have to move on. I didn't realize that when I open the box, so I opened the big box, then I opened the little box, and inside the little box is a little bag, and I can't.

SPEAKER_05

So that does seem like a production.

SPEAKER_08

It's a lot. And I uh yeah, I can't shoot. I'm gonna take this offline. Maybe we'll shoot some content about it. Okay. Jen, it's exciting.

SPEAKER_05

I'm glad that you find it. I feel like that was a won won. Can you do the originally gonna knock open the box?

SPEAKER_08

I thought this would be an amazing moment for our slippers and me, but yeah, uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

We don't have the won-won because all the we have all the channels all together, but uh I now do it. I do this is like a kind of a perfect um moment for me to just bring in like even though capitalized on my moment. Bring the spotlight back to me. Um we don't have time to open all this six laboo boos, but I I have to think about what Butt Bunny has done. And you're like, wait, labooboos Butt Bunny, what is that has to do with all this conversation? He created a version of a labu boo, it's called a sapo concho labubu. It's kind of a like a say again.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, sapo concho.

SPEAKER_07

So he he launched a new album called De Viti Dharmas Photos, which is I should have taken more pictures.

SPEAKER_05

Nice.

SPEAKER_08

And it's all about I always wish I could.

SPEAKER_07

Yes, so his concept with this album was that about the memories and the nostalgia of family, friends, the country that you're in. And he just finished a 30 concert, a 30 night concert residency in Puerto Rico. And it was one of my uh slipping ins, like probably like episode three, four, very early on. Um, so he is really putting the spotlight in Puerto Rico after uh you know Puerto Rico has gone through a lot, so he really took the time to just do that, and he really is taking the concept of labubu and he created this sapo concho, which is a frog, which is the original frog. It's a frog that is actually from Puerto Rico, it's called the coquille. That's cute, it cannot even live outside of Puerto Rico. They even had a day of tried to get this animal out of Puerto Rico and it cannot live outside of Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_08

I are you sure?

SPEAKER_07

100%, 150%. They tried it.

SPEAKER_08

Can you I can I try? Can I try to make this frog live?

SPEAKER_07

I don't think no. And it's it's it's called this this frog's name is Coqui because at night their song is Coqui. Coqui? It's so it's like it's it's really the name. So that's not that's not really the point. The point is like he really created and he took this laboo boo concept uh to back to Puerto Rico with his whole you know concert and trying to bring the spotlight to this country. The lines to get this uh version of a laboo boo it's insane. I think I show you a video of it.

SPEAKER_08

It's it's I don't think it's a version of a labu boo. I mean, like he's doing his own thing, but I think the craze of the like the concept and this idea around a novelty little stuffed animal you can clip, like good for him. Right, right. I mean, like yeah, I mean it like I I have fallen in love with Bad Bunny.

SPEAKER_05

Well, you know that he is opening um Saturday Night Live, he is, and we're big fans of Saturday Night Live, yes.

SPEAKER_07

And people have been waiting when Saturday Night Live announces who the first host of season 51 will be because it's a big season after the 50th anniversary, and they just announced that.

SPEAKER_08

I think that Farada will be on.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I hope that Pedro Pascal will be on because the two of them have been on. I feel like the two times that Pedro was there, Bad Bunny was there or vice versa.

SPEAKER_08

How do you say it? You say Pedro.

SPEAKER_05

I think it's Pedro Pascal.

SPEAKER_08

Pedro, yeah. Pedro.

SPEAKER_05

I always used to say Pedro, but then that's Pedro. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I think JG nails it with Pedro.

SPEAKER_07

Well, but I I know Spanish, so it's it's fine. I can I can give the Pedro to the Pedro, it's different. Um, but I I I I just had to give the shout out to Pedro and the way that he has had an impact on that. Whether that is with a version of Labu Boo or not, um, with his own twist to it. Yeah. But I think that his main goal has been to bring the eyes to this island in the middle of the Caribbean that has such a big heart. And I it makes me so proud to be, you know, call myself a Puerto Rican to be able to have uh an artist like Bat Bunny that has done that for the country.

SPEAKER_08

I'm gonna make a prediction. I don't I don't know how what qualifies you, but I think he deserves the pulser. Oh my god, yes. I think like what he is doing is incredible. Like, because Puerto Rico is amazing territory, an extension of our country. I don't think it gets what it deserves, and it's sometimes neglected. Like he is just putting all the attention on Puerto Rico as it should be, like it's amazing, and like he is just like no apologies, like here's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'm not, and also I'm not gonna succumb to like whatever like fame means to like get all of the tours in and all of the ticket thing. Like, no, I'm sticking and I'm being true to this country and or sorry, this territory that's part of our country, and just no like I love it. It's hands down pulser.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Now do you think that bad bunny is a daddy, a saddie?

SPEAKER_02

Oh his appeal. Well, to take it from um Puerto Rico and Bad Bunny to get to Puerto Rico, typically you have to fly in an airplane.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

Mirror Reflections and Airplane Bathrooms

SPEAKER_02

And in airplanes, their bathrooms typically always have the mirrors in them.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So Jeff Lewis recently on his radio show that he loves going to the bathroom in airplanes because he looks at his penis in the mirror, and his penis looks so much better from the side. So I have a personal when you're in an airplane bathroom, you have those side mirrors. Do you look at your penis? And do you think it looks better from the left? From the right or the front?

SPEAKER_08

And wait, what was the second part? Does it look better from the right? He's got a penis side.

SPEAKER_02

And sometimes from the left, depending on the bathroom you're in.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. So your question is what?

SPEAKER_02

Unequivocally, his penis looks better from the side, and he likes to admire it in the side.

SPEAKER_07

When he's in the bathroom in the airport and the plane?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. So is that something you boys do? Do as well when you go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_08

I have a flight tomorrow, so I might, I haven't really, I can't speak to it. I can't speak to the fact that I've ever thought to look. Well, I I mean, I've probably seen it on this in the mirror, but I haven't like, wow, I need more airplanes in my life.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know if it's a good angle.

SPEAKER_08

Right? Like, I don't, I guess I haven't, but like now it's gonna be it planted in my head.

SPEAKER_05

So when you go to the bathroom tomorrow, I'll be like, what are you doing in there?

SPEAKER_08

Clearly, I need the bathroom on the other side of the plane.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I've never thought about that, but I've I've caught myself looking at the mirror.

SPEAKER_08

Um I have a mirror that I put uh up. Um oh my god, I shouldn't say this. I do this because here's the deal. I do, I know. I, for whatever reason, the way my bed is, I like to I like to face the wall. Like my comfort, like do y'all have a position that you like to fall asleep in? Yeah, I'm a side sleeper. Right.

SPEAKER_05

Me too.

SPEAKER_08

I'm a side sleeper. You too, but I am a let me, I guess I'm a right side sleeper and not a left. However, I also have a TV in my room and my TV is on the left side.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So then I was in a conundrum, right? Because I'm like, well, I love that. I want to fall asleep to TV, but my position is facing the wall, my favorite and not the TV. So I bought a slim mirror so that I so I could change it. You know it's true. I know that's true. I think it's true. I can see that. So now when I lay in my comfort, I see the TV in the reflection. Oh my god. It is the truth. And when I in case and when I go out on a Friday or Saturday night, I gotta remember to put the mirror down on the off chance that I might bring company home. And they think that I'm like some kinky thing. No, it's just to watch Dateline.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08

That's that's another I've never shared that.

SPEAKER_07

Don't you feel, and this is like taking, I mean, we went from Bad Bunny to this, and I but don't you feel that when you're looking at it, it's like not on the other hand. I don't think she has it to look at.

SPEAKER_08

You're pink making that?

SPEAKER_07

No, when you look, I'm talking about you and your TV.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, my TV mirror. No, when you get the mirror and you say on the other side, it's not really Well, you want to know what's the worst is I love to watch TV with closed captions. Well, everything's in reverse. Yeah, it is in reverse. But I so I'm learning to read reverse words backwards. It's oh my god. Oh, that's a lot. All this is true.

SPEAKER_05

I will say when I get ready for work in the morning, I have my get ready room and I have like a vanity that I sit and a mirror, and I sit there and do my hair, makeup. The TV is behind me. It's so I watch like the today show and the morning news in my mirror behind me. So there you go. That's what I do too.

SPEAKER_08

It's the same, really.

SPEAKER_02

It's just like well, I think you should invest in a frame TV that just goes on the wall.

SPEAKER_08

There we go. We go. Well, that it goes on my wall.

SPEAKER_02

It would be artwork, TV, everything in one.

SPEAKER_08

I have a window on the wall that I face, so I just have room for a slim mirror.

SPEAKER_02

You can put a frame TV there, it's just like a piece of art.

SPEAKER_08

I know what it is.

SPEAKER_02

He has a window there, he said.

SPEAKER_08

Shouldn't listen. Oh, a bed wall.

SPEAKER_02

He is oh part wall.

SPEAKER_08

Not only have room for a target 799 mirror.

SPEAKER_07

But I've never thought about looking at my penis in the mirror while on the plane.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I thought then would do it. But now I just, it's a question I have in my head because of Jeff Lewis.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Well, I've got like I said, got a flight tomorrow. So I'll report back.

SPEAKER_02

I want an update.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Okay. Or if anybody that is listening that they've done it and they've actually look at their opinions when they are in the there is a lot of people that love to have sex in the plane. So that's so gross. There is actually a Vegas. Why would it be gross?

SPEAKER_05

To go in that little bathroom.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, but don't you want to check the box? Like, I don't think I have no idea.

SPEAKER_07

There is actually a service now in Vegas for a nine um mile high club. Mile high club. Mile high mile high club club. Then you can actually just book the plane just to have sex in the air.

SPEAKER_08

Well, then I've got too much money.

SPEAKER_09

That's ridiculous.

Reese's Oreo Cups Taste Test

SPEAKER_08

All right. So let's go into review. Let's do so we're gonna we're so we're on episode 21. Yep. And this is the first time we're relinquishing control of our product and we're giving it to Melissa. Thank you because I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_07

My palms are sweating.

SPEAKER_08

I know. I'm actually, can you feel? Uh she asked. We said yes.

SPEAKER_05

I was excited for this product.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

And the reason being, the last time I did an episode with you when we were at the cabin, we did Oreo cookie that was the Selena. Selena Gomez Oreo cookie, which I love Oreos, all of that. Love Selena. Yep. Well, Reese's Oreo is the new product that I am presenting today. They're the miniature peanut butter cups, but they have Oreo in them inside? Yes.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

So I brought some for everyone to try.

SPEAKER_07

I always like a good ASMR.

SPEAKER_05

Peanut butter cups are my absolute favorite. Oh, they are. They are candy.

SPEAKER_08

I know a lot of people love them.

SPEAKER_05

Love them. And my favorite cookie is an Oreo cookie.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, so it's a best combo. So you are like, get me a mirror.

SPEAKER_05

I wanted to try and see what you think.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna go with an ASMR moment.

SPEAKER_05

What do you think? Oh man. What do you think?

SPEAKER_08

I don't honestly, I'm not getting the Oreo much.

SPEAKER_02

I'm getting more of the You took a very small bite.

SPEAKER_08

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02

Well, and that's I will say, I like them, but I have some comments. Okay, please.

SPEAKER_07

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02

My one comment is is to Maddie's point, there's only a teeny bit of Oreo in the bottom. I think they could have had a little more Oreo.

SPEAKER_08

I think it's in the top. It's in the bottom.

SPEAKER_02

The cream, the cream is on the top.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. The cream.

SPEAKER_07

Top versus the bottom is us always the same.

SPEAKER_02

Where do you put the cream?

SPEAKER_07

The cream is always in the middle.

SPEAKER_08

Put it on the side. I'm more on the side. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

The cream is a little more white chocolate than cream. Agreed. So I'm someone who does not like white chocolate. I don't either. So I think I would have done more Oreo cookie, less of the cream slash white chocolate. And I'm going for it. I was gonna say my preferred way of eating Ares's is I like to eat the top off first and then eat the rest. So in this case, I've been taking the top off and spinning it out. And then Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_01

That's a lot of work. But why have those cows? So what are you doing with chocolate?

SPEAKER_08

Spinning it on a plate and having your COVID nurse pull them out.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I do have to say, in good in good gay culture, you know, eat the top first. That's the best thing that you have to do. Oh, gross.

SPEAKER_08

NSF dub again. Here we go. Here we go.

SPEAKER_07

I'm with me again. I am not a big white chocolate fan. I'm not either. But when eating it, I love peanut butter. But I don't find that it's like white chocolate forward.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, okay. What do you mean? It didn't present white chocolate forward.

SPEAKER_07

Listen, I am I'm not a chef, but I've watched a lot of choice. You play one on TV. I play one on TV. I've watched a lot of top chef in my life. And I know when a specific ingredient or component of a dessert in this case, I would call it a dessert, a candy.

SPEAKER_08

I would call it a yeah. I don't know if I'd call it a dessert. Well, I mean, is it a dessert?

SPEAKER_05

If I serve this as like bon appetit, like after a dinner and I brought out a bunch of peanut butter cups, that would be a dessert.

SPEAKER_08

No, that is a hot topic. I would call it a snack.

SPEAKER_07

Maddie, if you put that little cup in a big white plate with a little raspberry sauce on the side.

SPEAKER_08

With a tiny spoon. With a tiny little spoon.

SPEAKER_07

With a tiny little spoon.

SPEAKER_08

Well then you might get me. But I'd be like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

I gotta tell you, Melissa. I don't know what Maddie's response is on this. I'm right. Oreos. I know for a fact that he's gonna put a couple on the freezer.

SPEAKER_08

Oh shots fired.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know if that's a whole nother topic because these two came for me when I put Lexi's loaves. She was our guest from last she baked these amazing cookies. I put my cookie. Yeah. We ate cookies. Everyone left with cookies. My cookie went in the freezer, but I didn't like Ziploc it. I didn't freezer bag it. I just wrapped it in a uh paper towel.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, paper towel.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, because ridiculous. I had a plan.

SPEAKER_05

You might as well have thrown it in the trash.

SPEAKER_08

I ate it two days later. It was fine. No. And I love a frozen anything. Snickers.

SPEAKER_05

In a Ziploc bag, or if it's stored properly.

SPEAKER_08

All right. Well, put it in the comments, people. I love it. Where can people find that, Melissa?

SPEAKER_05

So Walgreens, Target.

SPEAKER_08

What about a Walmart collab?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know about a Walmart collab. But I will say these Reese's Oreo, they're the mini, the miniature cups. Yeah. It's the only thing I can find, and they come in a bag, like a shareable bag. But I think they sell them in the individual, like Reese's peanut butter cup type thing, but I can't find those. Can I ask if you're going to do that? But Target, six bucks.

SPEAKER_08

How do you feel? And I know we're short on time. Yeah, but how do you feel about Oreo? Like they seem to be exploding into like too much. Agreed. Like Doritos, we've talked about that a lot. Like I feel like all of a sudden we're in this age where all these products are doing all these extensions of stuff. And it's like it's fun to try them, but like stay true to your brand. I don't know. I don't know. I guess it's totally agree. A topic for another day. But I agree. It's like don't dilute your brand so much. Yeah. I mean, that's a great way to put it, right? Don't dilute it. Yeah. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I hear what you're saying and agree with you. Except I will say I don't buy a lot of these candies and cookies, but when I see a new limited edition flavor, it's first thing I buy.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Whereas the first thing you buy. You don't buy them, but it's the first thing you buy.

SPEAKER_02

No, I wouldn't. If I went to the store, I never buy Oreos, period. But if the new limited flavor, I'll buy it. It's a new product. Sure.

SPEAKER_08

But that's a lot of expense for a company to put something out for an impulse purchase if it's not going to turn into a repeat purchase.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I guess they try to see if it will turn into something. If it sells off the shelves, then they know they've got come out of it.

SPEAKER_08

No, I get it. I get it. Yeah. And like I would say, like every five product extensions that they do, probably one does hit it. And I guess that's worth the investment. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Right. But I mean, how many people are like me in the world? So I'm not going to buy like nobody else. Well, I'm sure there's other people that only are going to buy certain things if there's a new limited edition flavor.

SPEAKER_08

I agree, but it's it's the difference. I guess my point of response is it's a difference between like, yeah, you might buy it because you want to try it, but will you buy it again? That's my point. Like, and would you buy these again?

SPEAKER_02

No, but if you've got millions of people doing the try, it's more sales that you would have.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, but do you know how much goes limited edition? But so much goes into RD and all, okay, all the like ingredients. But like you're right. I agree with you. You agree, maybe not with me. But happy family. I like it. I do like it. Okay. I wouldn't eat more than two.

SPEAKER_07

And I do have to say, like, Halloween is coming.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And I think that I would have that, you know, for the kids. I think that the kids will love it.

SPEAKER_05

But I like regular peanut butter cups.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, there's nothing, yeah, there's nothing like the regular ones.

SPEAKER_02

Agreed.

SPEAKER_07

What do you think, Megan?

SPEAKER_02

I agree. And I would I would have loved them if they had another chocolate layer on top or got rid of the cream altogether and just had the worry about a couple of things.

SPEAKER_08

Either way, Megan, I bet can they tomorrow will they be able to find them on our link tree?

SPEAKER_02

I will add them. Yeah. Perfect.

SPEAKER_07

And we want to hear crunchy on the bottom, cream on the middle.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, so well, I think with that, we're ready for slip it ins and pull it out.

SPEAKER_07

We sure are.

SPEAKER_02

And I'll start, and I'm gonna start with my pull it out.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, flipping the screw.

SPEAKER_02

Yep, it's COVID. It's that oh yes. That sucks. So it was not on my radar. I was shocked. I thought I had a bad cold and tested and was shocked.

SPEAKER_08

I can't believe the fact, I mean, Melissa and I were with you last weekend, and neither of us got it. Yeah. Thank luck goes. Thank Jesus. Because we are, and I'm not like Jesus. I'm not, I know that scratch that. You'll bring it to the screen. Can you edit that out? But we're going to well, that well, that'll be my slip. Go ahead. Sorry. Yeah, Jesus.

SPEAKER_02

So my slip it in is that I feel very lucky to have a partner who's been taking care of me.

SPEAKER_08

Aww.

SPEAKER_02

Getting me everything I need. And he drove to three places tonight to get these Reese's so I could try.

SPEAKER_07

That's so sweet. You were cutting up on the like the last thing. Can you say that again?

SPEAKER_02

That he drove to three places to get them for me for the podcast tonight.

SPEAKER_07

Nice.

SPEAKER_02

Um, because Kroger didn't have them, Walgreens didn't have them, but he was able to find them at Target.

SPEAKER_08

Nice. Target comes through again.

SPEAKER_02

Target is the one that seems to have them. They were all sold out at Kroger. They had them before.

SPEAKER_08

He's a keeper. He is.

SPEAKER_07

He's a keeper. I mean we love the doctor. Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Who would like to go next? Me? Oh no, that's you.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. What's happening? There we go. What is happening?

SPEAKER_07

What did you hear?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

What did you hear? I heard I passed. Maybe some gays might recognize that sound. I heard my Tuesday. Well.

SPEAKER_05

Clue me in.

SPEAKER_07

You've never heard that sound before? No, I have not. It's the sound of the gay ad called Grindr.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

And Grinder is not my slip it in.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

My slip it in is, and I don't know if you've heard. No. But Christina Aguilera has a collaboration with Grindr.

SPEAKER_05

These collaborations are everywhere.

SPEAKER_07

No. Instead of having that sound, gays now have the option of have Christina Aguilera saying, come on over. Come on over, baby.

SPEAKER_02

I love it. And I have to say, I think this collaboration came out because Andy Cohen and John Hill were talking on Andy's morning show about when Andy was in Disneyland, he said all over Disney he kept hearing the grinder tone. And he said, we have to teach all our straight girls what that tone is so they know if their man's on the down low, because there were lots of gay dads at Disney.

SPEAKER_08

So what are you saying? You're saying that they're disguising it now so like when a wife hears their husband's phone say come on over by Christina Aguilera, that that's gonna throw them?

SPEAKER_02

They'll think it's just music by Christina Aguilera.

SPEAKER_08

Oh Mike. Would you, if Brian's phone started saying, come on over, would you be like, honey, I didn't know you were like into Christina Aguilera?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'm in the no lab. So it other women might not be for us.

SPEAKER_07

So moving forward, that's my submit. So moving forward from you coming in from this too. It's the best thing. It made my time. I think that it's it's my favorite. Give that keeper. I think that we can talk about this a lot. And I'm gonna we wrap it up. My pull it out. I know that we're coming in from an episode that I told about my slipping and being and telling people I love you. My pull it out is American hugs. You Americans, there is a certain way that give me one cat uh hug that is not really not all of not my people, but some people give like this American hug that is like a side hug.

SPEAKER_08

I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07

That is like it gives me like a little touch, but it's not really a hug. And it's just like that's weird. Yeah, it makes me cringe.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that is crazy.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, I'd rather you not give me a hug. Right. I don't give it to me.

SPEAKER_08

I support you. Like pull me in and fucking hug me.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and I'm a very like I'm a Spanish, affectionate. If I'm gonna give you a hug, I'm gonna give you a hug. Right. And I remember like moving in into America, and I'm like telling my family, it's like I feel so like it's so creepy, like it's just a bunch of side hugs.

SPEAKER_08

It feels like a wet handshake. It does feel like a wet uh you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I say window handshake. I sure do. So that's my pull out.

SPEAKER_08

Melissa, I think you should go next.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. My uh slip it in is fall, the new season.

SPEAKER_08

Love it.

SPEAKER_05

I love it so much, and I feel like the transition from summer to fall is the best transition between any of the other seasons because winter to spring just it doesn't. You know, it's like there's a deserts. And then it just all of a sudden it's summer. But fall, like there's just such a change in the feeling. The pumpkins are weather.

SPEAKER_07

Something about it.

SPEAKER_05

It's there's just something about it, and it makes me feel happy and good.

SPEAKER_07

I love that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So that is and the layers, and I know it's better weather, sweater weather so much. And pumpkin, every fucking thing is pumpkin.

SPEAKER_05

I love it. Um, my pull it out is the expression, I know, right? I cannot stand it. And it's been around for years, and I keep thinking it'll go away, and it doesn't. And it just bothers me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I know, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So do you notice it amongst us?

SPEAKER_05

You say it. I don't. Yeah. You're the only and it's not a lot. I'm the only one. No, it's not a lot, but I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_07

I don't think I don't think I would say that.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, can you call me? Can you can you clock me in the future when I say I know right?

SPEAKER_05

It's rare.

SPEAKER_08

But clock me. Okay. I appreciate.

SPEAKER_05

Why? Do you not like it either? Or you just want to do that.

SPEAKER_08

That's nice. Thank you. You're welcome. I know, right? I'm very kind. Oh, you just said I know right. I know. Thanks, JJ. That was yeah, that was planned to. Okay, my is it me? Yeah. Excuse me. My slip it in is I've noticed I've mentioned it a couple times earlier, but tomorrow Melissa and I are flying to New York City. Thanks. We have a 11:45 a.m. boarding time.

SPEAKER_07

So fans can go into the airport and say hi to it.

SPEAKER_08

I can. They can. Yes, they can. And I have a mirror in the back bathroom I have to check out, apparently. I barely it's on the plane. I mean that like that is kismet. Um, and we are living, we're leaving most things to chance. Oh, really? Our goal really is to see Broadway plays. However, we didn't buy any tickets. Are you gonna see O'Marry? Well, we didn't buy tickets. Well, hold on. We did not buy tickets because we're gonna walk up to booths and just be like, what do you got tickets for? And whatever the universe gives us, we're gonna see. Yep. Right? Yes.

SPEAKER_07

I cannot wait. I wanna I'm waiting.

SPEAKER_08

We put a lot of points on Missy, has done a great job of putting these. And you guys, just so you know, just for you two, because Missy's not involved because she's not into it, but I've got next gen and housewives points of interest. Oh my god. To get photos. Sonia's apartments, next gen restaurants. I'm gonna snap some faults. This is next to me. No, I gave it to you all today and said put it in the a tin.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't see that. I didn't.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, you did. You didn't know what they were. We didn't know what they were. And she's like, I she wouldn't know. Honest to God, what she said to me, she goes, I'll put these in, but just so you know, I'm not I'm looking to like have quality time in some of these places. This is a facade snapshot. We're gonna swing by like 50 clicks. We're gonna swing by Sonia's apartment and take a pick. This is a move on. We don't need quality time. All right. My pull it out is Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. These are chipmunks. We don't care. It is chipmunka loser around my house. This, do you guys know this? Because I here I am for Education Pod. Do you know that oak trees only give acorns every other year? I did not know it, but I kept questioning it. I'm like, why is why did I have such a catastrophe of acorns last year and not this year? Google it. They only get rid of their acorns every other year. This year is a get rid of my acorns year.

SPEAKER_07

It's insane.

SPEAKER_08

The monks around my property are insane. Creature feature. Creature feature alert. I'm like, I can't watch everything that's going on in my neighborhood and these chipmunks are going crazy. They found every entryway into my garage. They are living La Vita Loca. They're living La Vita Loca. So that's my pull it out.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

All right.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_08

Great app.

SPEAKER_05

We uncovered a lot. We covered a lot.

SPEAKER_08

It's a long app, too. It's a long app. It's probably the longest app we've had. I don't think so. Yeah, well. Okay. Well then shall we leave it there?

SPEAKER_05

Are we wrapping it up?

SPEAKER_08

I think we'll leave it there.

SPEAKER_05

I just had one thing I just kind of wanted to bring up really quick. I would love, if I could. Yeah. Just really quick.

SPEAKER_08

Just okay. All right. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

I would like to be considered for, since I'm a repeat guest, this is my second time I've been here.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you're the first repeat.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. How would you feel about me being a West Michigan correspondent on the show?

SPEAKER_06

Um, what do you want to just do in your head?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like I would just from time to time, I would come on the show and report on all things West Michigan, or if there's a great happening.

SPEAKER_08

Do you think there's a huge market for this West Michigan news?

SPEAKER_05

Well, I don't know. I'm just I'm putting it out.

SPEAKER_07

So you would you you be open for us to send you to a like an adventure and do whatever we want you to, you know, do um well don't can I maybe if I well can I say this out loud?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Is it okay? Like, I mean, like, are do you have social reservation anxiety reservation? I mean, I'm I have social anxiety, so do you well, yeah. So you'd be open to that.

SPEAKER_05

But I could report on a story, I feel.

SPEAKER_08

But do you you would have to interview people? Would that be okay?

SPEAKER_07

I don't think that you would have to interview people, just the fact that you have to go to a place that you don't have to.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I would have to go to places, and I would do that.

SPEAKER_08

You would.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. So just it's just something for you guys to think about. Megan, I haven't heard anything from you. Well, I think it's something to discuss.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I agree. I think we're gonna have to have a side bar.

SPEAKER_07

Megan, I kind of feel the same way that I feel when people are asking me for to participate on my cookie or our cookie.

SPEAKER_08

On your cookie. Oh, your cook.

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, what do you mean participate on your cookie? In my cookie, uh, and our Megan's and I and a cookie night. This episode is literally. So it's I just feel that this I appreciate the um let her down gently.

SPEAKER_08

Uh but can we can we do that too? Can we give that to that's fair? Maybe an internship. Yeah. Can you send us yeah, send us like a resume? Yeah, like I cover letters. I don't even want that shit. I just give me like preferred your high points of like what you could bring together a segment.

SPEAKER_05

I would love a segment. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and then you can't. Would you mind?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. We could do that. Thank you. Yeah, there's a lot riding though. You could be like our our Guillermo for um Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, yeah. Too soon. Yeah. Too soon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

All right.

SPEAKER_08

All right.

SPEAKER_02

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SPEAKER_07

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