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Bite Me Dot & Wipe Me Maybe!
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We open with a holiday plan request to experience the show with a friend, then address a foiled terror plot that targeted LGBTQ bars near our studio before pivoting to lighter, curious territory about a sourdough breakup, viral influencer claims, bite massages, and red wine ice cream. We end with quick hits on shipping nightmares, a sweet first-time listener review from Matty's dad, and strange ad targeting on streaming.
• how a foiled Halloween plot knows as "pumpkin day" hit LGBTQ bars near us and why we acknowledge it briefly
• gratitude for law enforcement and moving toward joy without ignoring reality
• breaking up with sourdough starters and the bakery starter workaround
• influencer claims about paid bathroom wiping assistants called Butlers
• bite massages explained, pricing, boundaries, and celebrity demand
• testing the red wine ice cream trend and why affogato still wins
• style note: white tee and jeans as an effortless win
• shipping service failures and phantom delivery updates
• a first-time podcast listener’s review via Matty's text
• questioning Spanish ad targeting on a shared Peacock streaming account
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Holiday Plans And Share-The-Pod Challenge
SpeakerYou laugh, you cringe.
Speaker 3Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back slipping it in with you. I'm Megan, and I'm here with Matty and JJ.
Speaker 1Hey everybody. Hi. Yeah, it is uh November. We are in November. I think November is National Podcast Month. Is it? Oh, really? I'm making that shit up.
Speaker 2I'm making that shit up. Oh I think that we should know if that's the case.
Speaker 1No, but I'm making it up. But here's what I will say. Like, as we get into November and then December, what we're doing is getting into the holidays, obviously. I think all of us, myself included, uh, I banked a lot of vacation time. We're gonna have holiday time, we're just gonna have time with friends and family, we're gonna have wine time, we're gonna have conversations by the I love Miss PTO. Correct. Bring it. And I just think you know what? Like, when you are with your bestie or your favorite sibling, or your second cousin, and you are looking for something to do, just like introduce them to our pod and experience it with another person. That's what I would suggest because I know we often say like share a link, but like share the experience, don't you think? Like, I guarantee they're gonna have to like pause in a couple moments to either you know recognize how laugh laugh and recognize that their laughter might have caused them to miss something, or to like ask their friend, like, well, what are your three favorite nuts?
Speaker 2Right, right. Or just ask Chat DPT, is this really like American? Is this what is American?
Speaker 1Right, like yeah, all those things.
Speaker 2All those previous or even just fact-check those.
Speaker 1I mean, you're gonna end up binging us. Oh, we're the favorite holiday binge.
Speaker 2There we go.
Speaker 1Well, and we love to be fact-checked.
Speaker 2There we go. We sure do. Well, so we welcome the calls.
Speaker 1Yes, yes. I've had to I've had to backtrack a couple of times. And I love it. Like, call me out.
Speaker 3Exactly. And especially after having one, two, maybe three bottles of wine. Please, three. Please, well, call us and leave a voicemail. We can be reached any day or night, 313-444-9004. We would love to hear from you.
Speaker 224-7. The nines are open. The live open. Exactly.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I'm gonna be more accessible mid after that.
Speaker 2Or slide in those DMs. Yeah, slide in.
Foiled Detroit Terror Plot Hits Close To Home
Speaker 3So something not very holiday fun is the foiled Halloween terror plot that we talked about a few episodes ago that was thwarted here in the Detroit area. And since we last talked about it, we have a lot more facts now that the suspects have been actually charged.
Speaker 1Can yeah, I can I just say, like, we are gonna address this up front, and it's very close to home, and then we're gonna park it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, obviously, yeah. Yeah, because it's not great fodder. This is not your best holiday news, but to Megan's point. But when yeah, we're bringing the facts.
Speaker 3When we talk about hitting close to home, we're talking about that the as the facts have now evolved, the suspects were targeting LGBTQ bars in Ferndale, Michigan, which these bars are literally six blocks from where we record this pod. So when we talk about it hitting close to home, it's like not just hitting close to home because it's in the mitten, it's hitting close to home because it's literally blocks from where and blocks from where we live. Yeah.
Speaker 2Absolutely. Yeah, you kind of almost even address that.
Speaker 1Well, six blocks trying to find me.
Speaker 3Well, these thank God, the they have now six suspects in custody, and it's a new twist, is they're not all from Michigan. Three are from Michigan, two are from New Jersey, and one is from Washington State. And I, as I had surmised in their searches of that storage unit. They did find lots of AR-style rifles, shotguns, handguns, and other tools for a tactical assault. So those searches did garner a lot of evidence. And the uh interesting facts, but also kind of chilling, is that these guys were talking about uh on their group chat about traveling somewhere overseas to do to join ISIS in ISIS attacks. And one of the men from New Jersey actually said in a video call that he would volunteer to conduct ISIS style on-camera beheadings.
Speaker 1Oh my god. I mean, like, I don't I I can't. Exactly.
Speaker 3So thank God this is where I say and I applaud our FBI and our CIA, as well as our local police who were involved, because thank God this was thwarted and they have these people in custody.
Speaker 1Yeah. A hundred percent.
Parking The Heavy News And Resetting
Speaker 3So that's it. The good news is this was over before it ever began. I know it's sour news, but it was hit, it was close to home. We had to address the new gaps.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I gotta say, like to Matty's point, like, you know, we our goal as a podcast is to be able to rejoin, make you cringe a little bit. Um, but I also like the idea of like us also being aware of what's happening uh in this world. We are aware of that, and with that, we're gonna park that and we're gonna bring some joy and some laughter and some cringy moments.
Speaker 1100%. And I will say, like, we're not gonna do that, like these types of stories hit the headlines all the time.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But I mean, like, we can't ignore it when it hits so close to home.
Speaker 2We can.
Sourdough Starter Breakup And Bakeries’ Secret
Speaker 1But speaking of sour news, yeah.
Speaker 3What's going on with your sourdough starter? How are you doing? Yeah, tell us, yeah.
Speaker 2That bread was delicious.
Speaker 1We had we had a breakup today. You didn't have a break. Literally today. Today.
Speaker 2So here's we were not ready for that.
Speaker 1Oh. Um I have had a love-hate relationship with it in the sense of like I loved the entire experience, and then I had the starter in my fridge, and it was a top shelf. It's on the top shelf in my fridge. And so, you know, it was very pleasant to see it in the days following my bread presentation. Yeah, it was I loved it.
Speaker 2Yeah. Didn't you name her Dua Lipa? Doa. Doa Leepa. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1Like, yeah, well, I'm like, wait, wait, yeah, Doa Lee, Doa Lipa. And so then it suddenly though, it turned because like on day like six or seven, I'm open in the fridge and I'm seeing Doa. Do a I feed me, feed me. Get me off the dance floor. Like, you need to feed me. And so um, yeah, one like one week turned into two, turned into three, and I and then it's too late every four to five days. Uh well, here's here's my take on it, and I I offend no-bred community members here with this, but like I enjoyed the experience, and I think what uh happened for me is that when I did the whole shenans from start to finish, uh I didn't feel at the end of it that it would be a hobby for me. Like it didn't, it's not gonna translate into a hobby, it would turn into more of a to-do list item or something if I was like, so I mean, like we all have our different hobbies. Yeah, and that's I just realized that, yeah. I just like well, you both know me. I've never been like a baker to uh or even like a cook. Yeah, you know, and you know, like I enjoyed, I say that alike a lot, so I enjoyed that a lot, but I just it wasn't gonna transfer into something I was gonna maintain and constantly make bread and then welcome neighbors into my hood with like a loaf.
Speaker 3Well, I get it. And I had my own breakup with a sourdough starter. I lasted a little longer than you did. And I remember when you started your sourdough journey, I said that it becomes such a pain to have to constantly feed it, and you're like, oh what? No big deal.
Speaker 1I actually didn't want that sentiment at that moment.
Speaker 3Well, you quickly learned it becomes the second chore. And this was so hungry. Yeah, if you're not cooking bread constantly, it's a problem.
Speaker 2I was gonna say, I was like, I you know, I hate to give Megan, you know, the don't please. Right. But but she said it when we were with like Lexi from Lexi's Loaves, like she said, Matty, this is going to be a journey for you. And she's she experienced it and she put it out there for you. It's just hard. It's hard to tell her that she was right, but I'm not gonna tell her.
Speaker 3Well, what I will say is through the whole process, and thank you, Lexi from Lexi's Loves. Wow, I had a life-changing, not life-changing knowledge moment knowing that you can go into most bakeries that are making bread and they will give you starter. So now I don't feel like I ever have to get a good starter going again. When I maintain, yeah, because when I want to make bread, I'll go get a starter that's already a dream starter from a good bakery where I like their bread, and then I'll make my bread, and then I'll be done, and I'm not gonna keep the starter and better off for having gone through this. Absolutely.
Speaker 2Yes, absolutely, absolutely talking a little bit about though. I came up with this story, uh, Matty and Megan, that I wanted to share with you. Um, so you came up with it? No, I heard it on the TikTok.
Speaker 3Oh those TikTok stories.
Speaker 2Well, but I knew about this. So in Latin America, there is a version of Big Brother, a reality show, Big Brother. Sure. It's not specifically like Big Brother, but it's all about celebrities and now influencers.
SpeakerOkay.
Speaker 2Uh, they call it the house, like the famous house. So they put they That's what they call it, the famous house in Spanish. I'm trying to translate in my head.
Speaker 3Hype House? There's a was a hype house.
Speaker 2La Casa de los Famosos.
Speaker 1So it's like that was my second guess.
Reality TV, Influencers, And The $10k Butt Wipers Claim
Speaker 2So now and now they are doing this second season on Dominican Republic. And one thing that I found very interesting is that this time, as you know, like now celebrities are more just like actors and like you know, singers, influencers. Influencers are now considered celebrities. Right. I was gonna say they added this girl that she's a big influencer. Her name is Gracie Vaughn. Um, and she became like very I know. I see your face.
Speaker 1No, girl.
Speaker 2So listen to this story. So Gracie was about 300 pounds when she was 21. So she was a big girl, she's from Panama, but she started getting some you know likes on Instagram, and she's now a big, big, big influencer. She's got some surgeries.
Speaker 1So she's got some surgery.
Speaker 2Well, she she just kind of took power of her own um body P. You know, you know, body positive, yeah. And then she has some surgeries, but she has uh disease or like a condition. It's called uh lipidema. Uh I don't know how to pronounce that in in English. It's something similar to that.
Speaker 3No, oh, you're saying it's similar to lipidemas.
Speaker 2It's that's the where that's the word in Spanish. I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 3No, well, it's L-I-P-E-D-E-M-A, is an an English word for a medical condition.
Speaker 2Okay. So so she's got that condition.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2Um, so now I mean she is she's got a big booty.
Speaker 1And I'm I'm talking about a big booty.
Speaker 2But this is not the story. The story is that when she is in this house on this reality show, she said that she has two assistants that she has to help her clean her butt every time she goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 3Oh my god, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1And she's explaining, and her name is Greasy Buns.
Speaker 2Gracie Buns.
Speaker 1I mean, Greasy Buns.
Speaker 2Greasy Buns.
Speaker 1Yeah. She pays ten thousand dollars. Do you believe it? Let me ask you, do you believe it?
Speaker 2I'm I'm conflicted because she um, because of her fame, she even bought her home plane because she bought her own plane because every time she had to fly, she had to buy two seats.
Speaker 1Correct. So if you have to buy two seats, why not just get a plane?
Speaker 3Well, I think she can, I she is very thin up top. Yes, she is. So she can reach around and handle herself, her personal needs. So I feel like to your point, I don't think it's true. I think she's just trying to bolster her wealth.
Speaker 1Let me ask you this: could both things be true? Like it could be a struggle. Like just because she's thin on top, have you seen her big booty, big booty? Yeah, but she saw a picture. She might have short arms as well. And how do you get around the rump of smooth skin? The arms aren't short. Megan, around the photos around the rump of smooth skin and into the crab.
Speaker 2Well, she uses her arms to um lift up her butt while the assistant reaches out and slip that wipe, like a wipe on.
Speaker 3This is crazy. What did you know? She lay on the paper. Stop it.
Speaker 2Well, I think that she prefers a wet wipe.
Speaker 3Well, here's the thing. In today's age, if you have money to buy a plane, you can afford a Toto toilet that will it will clean you automatically and dry you. So the need to have someone pay someone to do it for you, I think is extreme. And I think it's her just trying to go viral. Okay.
Speaker 2Matty, if she comes to you and says, Matty, I'm gonna give you $10,000 per month. And there is health benefits to it and pay vacation to it.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Would you wipe?
Speaker 1All day long. Like I cannot.
Speaker 3That's your job. If you've got yeah. I'm a wiper. A hundred percent.
Speaker 1I'm a butt wiper with benz. I get benefit.
Speaker 2And can I go back to why you should call them the bottlers?
unknownOh, that's sick.
Speaker 3See, I mean such a put on. It is, but it's clever.
Speaker 1But you know what? Good for her. But I will go back to the you with your little Toto in Kansas well. But like I get it, but like, have you like if somebody Googles her, it is not, you act like it's the normal romp sitting on there. Like it's not gonna play out the way you think it is.
Speaker 3Yes, well, I mean, it's large, but I still think the Toto could handle it.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Well, if you believe a lot, but I say more power to her. I'm sure she's on OnlyFans account. Laughing all the way to the bank, all sorts of comments. Laughing all the way to the bank. Good for you.
Speaker 2100%.
Speaker 3So it's the old adage of no bad news is not is no news is good. No, no. Where we all know. I never can say these phrases. But I don't even think the phrase is I don't think it's I don't even know if it's no gossip is bad gossip.
Speaker 2Oh my god, girl, you are the worst. No news to no gossip.
Speaker 3Like us, but good news. No, there's a phrase of No news is good news. No, it's not no news.
Speaker 1I don't think whatever you're trying to say is even applicable.
Speaker 2Well, meaning she bad press is good press.
Speaker 3Correct. That's it, JJ.
Speaker 2My God, this fan is more trying to tell Megan what the phrase is.
Speaker 3Trying to get your arms around something. You can never get those phrases right. But anyway, I think she's putting out all sorts of craziness just to go viral, just to get more people to OnlyFans, just to increase with all of that.
Speaker 2And there are fans out there that they don't even believe that her body is rear, real rear.
Speaker 1Freud, Freudian.
Speaker 2But I mean, 10,000 is 10,000.
Speaker 1I mean, correct. Like, who's with benefits? Like I exactly. Like, who's the fool? Us or her? I mean, like, you know, like I think there's a lot of people out there that are doing similar things.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Her butt is just bigger.
Speaker 2If you were to have the money, Matty.
Speaker 1I've answered this, I think.
Speaker 2Oh, you have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I but just remind the slippers. I would get my back scratched.
Speaker 1Oh, see. Like that's my point. Like, but that's a lot better than getting my ass back.
Speaker 2But that is a need that you have.
Speaker 1It's like I don't have a need.
Speaker 2A desire. You have a desire. That's the word.
Speaker 1Like to like snap my fingers, even though I wouldn't, I would never do that to an employee. But like two snaps mean or a little bell.
Speaker 2A little bell, the scratch.
Speaker 1Like I just like a like three snaps, it's a tickleback. Two snaps, it's a deep, it's a deep dish scratch. I mean, like, what about like four snaps is a massage. I think you guys have talked too about like different things, like a chef or a glam squad, but like like what if you had leftover funds? What would your nut like what else would you do?
Speaker 3Well, it depends. Do I already have a private jet? Let's say yes. Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah. Let's say yes. It's fully charged.
Fantasy Services: Jets, Scratchers, Chefs, And Ethics
Speaker 2Like we're talking about a service. Like, if you were to pay for a service, then not like a luxury. Like, for example, like Gracie Bond gets the wipers and the butlers, Matty gets the back scratcher with, and you would pay $10,000, let's just say, who would you pay for a specific service if you if money were not to be the issue? Who would you pay? What kind of services would you pay for?
Speaker 3I mean, I would have a chef, I'd have a bartender.
Speaker 1I would love a bartender.
Speaker 3I would love a bartender often.
Speaker 1I can I just say, and I guess I'm putting this out there for anyone to steal my idea, but I do think there is a market for people that want their back scratched. And it could just be a good thing. We are back to it. I know. I'm putting it out into the world, but like you there's masseuses. There's masseuses. Masseuses, isn't that it? I don't know. Massage therapists? Yes. That's the better plural. There's people out there to help you with everything.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I've never heard there's a chiropractor to crack it, but I want someone to scratch it.
Speaker 2Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right. I I think that will go with uh with a chef like me again.
Bite Massage 101: Dr. Dot, Prices, And Boundaries
Speaker 1How about getting how about getting your muscles bit? What? What? What are you talking about? Call that a transition. So along these same lines, have either of you heard of Miss Dr. Dorothy Dot. Dorothy. She goes by dot Stein. No. No. Okay.
Speaker 3She's a doctor?
Speaker 1She is. Like an M D or DL? Like a DR, period. Doctor.
Speaker 3So you don't know if she actually went to medical school.
Speaker 2I don't.
Speaker 1I don't know. I haven't done high school.
Speaker 2Like a DR dot.
Speaker 1Well, she said an MD and I'm like a DR. Uh well, so she has. Okay. I think these are very similar in the sense of like taking a very niche market type of concept and capitalizing it. Although this one has, I guess, her doctor's license. And so she don't know yet. That's alleged. What would you call? You have a doctor.
Speaker 3Yeah. So technically I could be doctor Megan O, but I but jurisdictors don't typically say doctor. But if you have a PhD, lots of PhDs do go by doctor. Like when the cephal doctor to medical dedoctors, doctors of osteopathy that are MDs and DOs go by doctor. So I'm curious, is she have a medical doctor? It's a bad question. Does she have a doctorate, just a PhD? Or is she a JD?
Speaker 1Yeah. She might have, I don't know what a J D is. She might have a lawyer.
Speaker 3Oh she might have a dentist degree.
Speaker 1What is that called?
Speaker 3Doctor of Dental. It's DDS.
Speaker 1Because what she does is she bites you as a form of massage therapy. Okay.
Speaker 2What? And she is the one biting to people? Yes.
Speaker 3She'll bite your skin?
Speaker 1Well, not skin to skin. But she does her signature technique involves she bites them your muscle through like a towel or a thin cloth to avoid the skin contact. And it's meant to stimulate blood flow before switching to a deep tish. So she'll do that.
Speaker 3Oh, so what? How is how come she can't just do a tight finger on your muscle? Why does she have to do a teeth bite?
Speaker 1I'm sorry. Did you say why can't she do a deep finger on my mouth?
Speaker 3A tight finger. Oh, a tight finger. Like a tight finger grab. So it would mimic a mouth.
Speaker 1I don't have her here to ask her directly. But if her tight dot is listening, I think her dot, dot, how do you do like why can't you tight finger it? But like here we have like probably the only woman or male.
Speaker 2I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1Never. Right. And I didn't even think that there was any benefits to it. She's cornered the market. She has got it with the teeth. It's a circulatory booster. It warms up the muscles, so she says. And then each bite, you're looking at like two to five seconds of a little bit of a bite, and then you get a deep tish after, and she calls it the only massage that starts with teeth and ends with hands. Like, is there a cost to this? There is. Okay. What will what would you pay? What would you pay? I don't know if I would even consider it. JJ, I'm sure in your head right now, your mind is going probably sexual. It's nothing like she's very adamant.
Speaker 2But oh no. Well, you're like people think about. Like, I don't, I'm not, I'm not always going sexual, but I'm thinking sexual right now.
Speaker 1Okay. That's so that I nailed it. So like put that in.
Speaker 2There is no happy ending. No.
Speaker 1So what would you pay? That's why I want to clear that up. I thought maybe you'd be willing to pay more if there was like a release.
Speaker 2If there was a release, you'd be like, well. Um like if I went to be to Gracie Bundes.
Speaker 1Okay, let me let me give you a little more piece of info. She is the originator of it. It has expanded. It's a global company.
Speaker 2Really? Yes. And she uh and people get licensed, like certified.
Speaker 1I don't think there's certification involved.
Speaker 2There's gotta be.
Speaker 1Listen. Listen, I'm gonna have to do an investigative 48-hour mystery on this. The details I have with me is there, I don't think there's a biting license.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1However, there are multiple people that she has taught and commissioned and brought on as staff. If you were to get dot specifically, it's gonna cost you more. Okay. Let's just give me give me your call.
Speaker 2I can handle only like 15 minutes and I will probably pay $50 for 15 minutes.
Speaker 1Of like your average Joe Biter.
Speaker 3Well, it's now let's it's actually really a massage with some biting. Correct?
Speaker 1It's bites, I would say the reverse. It's biting with a little massage.
Speaker 3The bite, I mean Well, you said the bite was only a few minutes, or and then it was five seconds, I said. Oh, two to five. Sorry. You got yeah, because I don't always listen word for word. And you're all bad at math.
SpeakerYes.
Speaker 3So two to five seconds and then deep tissue. So really it's a massage with a bite.
Speaker 1And we're talking about Would you you, Megan? I don't think would you even get it, sign up for the service? No, I wouldn't. Okay. No.
Speaker 3I'd rather get a traditional massage.
Speaker 1I'm playing it like it's just a massage.
Speaker 3But like you're not gonna let them bite your because JJ's saying, oh, only for 15 minutes. Well, no, you it's a real massage. So it starts with a bite and then you get deep tissue. Where? All over your body. Well, not a lot of people.
Speaker 2Well, sometimes you're gonna get those little machines at the mall that you set and you get the massage.
Speaker 3This is not that. This is not that. This is a traditional deep tissue with some bites.
Speaker 1It's not a traditional deep tish with some bites. You two are acting like it's a massage, a mall massage and a traditional deep dish. Meanwhile, these people are clamping down on your biceps and your calves. Well, maybe they don't go that way. All right, let me for the audience give some prices. A standard session start around $150 and go to $250 an hour for a certified soul certificate.
Speaker 2Certified therapist? Like a massage therapist?
Speaker 1Dot has certified therapist. I don't know what that involves, but they got a certificate she printed.
Speaker 2Hey, that must have mean that this so-called massage therapist or biters, um, they have like full on they don't like to be called biters.
Speaker 1I'm here.
Speaker 2Well, I do feel like that's an appropriate name to you.
Speaker 1Biters, yeah.
Speaker 3Biters.
Speaker 1They are tooth masseuse. Yeah. With the tooth.
Speaker 2My question is they have a full-on set of teeth.
Speaker 1I'm assuming, otherwise, she wouldn't have certified them. I mean, seriously, they're not the vampire person.
Speaker 2You never oh, right. Yeah.
Trying The Viral Red Wine Ice Cream Trend
Speaker 3Well, let me ask you this question. Yes. Can I be certified if I have crowns? Oh my god.
Speaker 1That sounds like you might have to have a rider policy. Well, what about veneers? Oh. Oh, I think you're gonna be able to do that. You're gonna have additional teeth. You're gonna have to disclose that during the interview, and dot's gonna have to make a decision.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1If you get dot herself, she is charging you $500 to $1,000 per hour, depending on how far she has to travel and who the client is. I wonder if people ask for like a butt bite and like a listen, this is not just your crazy fetish neighbor. This is these are people no, the clientele.
Speaker 2No, the clientele.
Speaker 1She goes on tour with some of these. What? Yeah, like no, she doesn't go on tour. Like the artist go or the famous person goes on tour and she goes on tour with them like a glam squad, and then she charges ten to twenty thousand dollars per week. So, like I'm willing, I'm willing to submit my res. Well, who's she touring with? Well, I've got that right. Gracie Bunn, I heard. Let me just let me know if you if you've heard of these people. Steven Tyler, oh wow, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Madonna, what Sting, Kanye West, not a shocker. Bruce Willis, the Rolling Stones, I was nice, Flu Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Justin Bieber, Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are all listed among touring clients. So these people have brought dot on the bus.
Speaker 3So do you think it was all the chili peppers or maybe just fluppers? Just the red hot one. Well, they're all kind of red hot in my book. Wow. Wow. So she's got major clientele. But I see.
Speaker 2And she's only charging $175.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's well, I bet those are the you gotta listen.
Speaker 1That is for the therapist, for the biders. $10,000 to $20,000 if she goes on tour. That's not $175 an hour. What?
Speaker 2You said $175 an hour.
Speaker 1I did. That is like come over. It's Tuesday at noon when we're gonna be. Let me ask you this.
Speaker 2I just had that last week.
Speaker 1All everywhere. No, there's off limits. Oh, so there are some off limits. Well, of course. Well did you hear my comment in the beginning? She said this is not sexual. I know it's not sexual. Here's what's allowed. Upper back and shoulders, prime biting.
Speaker 3So it's kind of theoretical cupping.
Speaker 1You know, we always it is kind of a cup. We always hold our tension in our shoulders. So bite bite me there. Bite me there. I don't want to.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know if I'd like that.
Speaker 1All right. Well, what about the neck or the trapezius area? I think it's trapeze. No, it's trapezians. It's trapeze. It's trapezians. Arms are popular and calves and thighs. But calves and thighs are really popular among performers and dancers with muscle fatigue.
Speaker 3Oh, what about the butt muscles, the gluteous mass? Off limits. Oh. The face, you can't bite me on the face. Well, who wants it?
Speaker 1No. Well, you would? No, no. No. No face. Nebbles.
Speaker 2But you can, you know, vibe beam a little bit.
Speaker 3Oh, an earbite. No, that becomes too sexual.
Speaker 1Oh. Oh. Correct. You can't bite me on the chest, male or feme. Oh. You can't uh bite my butt.
Speaker 2So Gracie Bun.
Speaker 1Gracie Buns is out.
Speaker 2She's out.
Speaker 1She's out. You can't obviously do the groin or the inner thigh or any intimate or inappropriate zones. And by that, I think they're starting to talk about the anal area, probably. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2How can you get T then? Like, how can you bite that? I mean, okay, let me go.
Speaker 1No comment. Wells. I don't do that. Girls.
Speaker 2Oh my God. That is crazy. That is crazy.
Speaker 3Now I'm wondering when she was doing these bite massages to Bruce Willis. If it's recent or I doubt it. With his Louis body, I wonder it would be maybe dicey now.
Speaker 1Oh, I don't even like it.
Speaker 3It could have been part of his therapy, though. I don't know.
Speaker 1Detroit fist content.
Speaker 2I mean, it seems that there's some benefits to it. So I'm going to reach. I mean, I'm going to do some research.
Speaker 3You're going to look for a Detroit biter.
Speaker 1I mean, there are.
Speaker 3I would love it. That is pod content. So I would love you to go get a bite massage.
Speaker 1If she's offering a come back and report, yes, if there's a bite franchise, I am going to look into it. Oh, you're going to invest. I'm, you know what?
Speaker 2This big celebrities are getting bitten.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can get bit at my house or I'll come and bite you at yours. You better get certified. I am gonna get certified. And yeah, I think my teeth are gonna qualify. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Put a dot on that. What? Oh, Dr. Dot. Clever dot.
Speaker 1Yeah. I mean, when she when she uh bites she dot or leaves her dot. Oh, she does dot it up. That's all right. I'm being told to move on. So, but that was a hot top. It was like, and I feel like we're gonna you guys should take the info info that I gave you and do a deep dive. And we might want to bring this back up. Yeah, we might.
Speaker 3Let's because well, if somebody gets a bite massage, I want to hear about it.
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Speaker 1I want to hear what or if someone needs one, I want to hear about it. Because I'll if you're local, yeah, I bite. Oh god. Okay. So um we're going into products. Yes.
Speaker 3Yeah. So instead of doing a traditional product review today, we're gonna do something that's a little more viral out there on the socials.
Speaker 1It's called red wine ice cream. Hashtag red wine ice cream. So it's been a while around for a little bit now. Are you tired?
Speaker 2I'm a little tired.
Speaker 1I look across the table, and I think you might, if you rewind it 10 seconds, you're gonna hear a little no so red wine ice cream is trending on TikTok and the Insta. And basically it is red wine ice cream. Right. You take uh vanilla ice cream, yeah, and they recommend like a natural pure regular ice cream. Vanilla bean.
Speaker 2We went with vanilla bean, yeah.
Speaker 1And then you pour over it red wine, and they recommend like a fruity red wine. Okay, they uh recommend like an Argentina malbeck and from Argentine. Yeah, I don't know how they qualified, but or the like a Zinfandel, or there was another one, I forget, but uh we went with the Maulbeck and the what does that say?
Speaker 2Louis Louis Gibbosca.
Speaker 1Louis Gibbosca, and we got just uh target ice cream, vanilla bean target ice cream. That's good ice cream, and so wine glass, scoops of vanilla, and then you don't want to do too much red wine, but enough to like you know, like mixed up, and then yeah, and then we tasted. What did you guys think?
Speaker 2Yeah, so it's not like a float, like a you know, like an ice cream float.
Speaker 1I think that's another hashtag, like red wine float. Yeah, but you didn't find it floaty.
Speaker 2I like the aftertaste, not the first as soon as I get the bite, I did not like that and I'm not a big red wine drinker. I think that that had some to do with it, but I'm I'm a vanilla ice cream lover, especially vanilla uh bean ice cream. Um so especially a vanilla.
Speaker 1I know. I I wondered, I thought we were gonna go somewhere with this vanilla, and then but I I I'm not gonna do it. Would you do it again? No, I'm not sure but I appreciated the novelty of it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I was excited to try it. Um for me, it's not I don't enjoy it. I didn't enjoy it. I don't like it, and I love red wine. I don't particularly like vanilla ice cream, but I love red wine.
Speaker 1It's shocking to me.
Speaker 3Because I I don't, yeah.
Speaker 1But uh Vanilla is my favorite ice cream for the record. Do you know also that before like current times, not so much, but we talked about it, yes. On the pod? Yes, previously about the beaver secretion. Yes. Well, for new listeners, you need to Google beaver secretion. I mean, we've talked a lot about beaver.
Speaker 3The beaver stuff was from the vanilla. Yes, it no longer introduces vanilla flavoring.
Speaker 1And I like to bring it back up.
Speaker 3So, anyway, the the red wine over the vanilla ice cream is very similar to like an afogato, which I love and obsessed with. And for anyone who doesn't know, an affogato is an espresso over a scoop of vanilla ice cream, which is delicious, and it's amazing. So I obsess over afogados, it's one of my fave desserts.
Speaker 1If I'm gonna have dessert at a restaurant, we can affogata.
Speaker 3Not at this time, the red wine just didn't do it for me over the ice cream.
Speaker 1I think, can I ask you both though? This wine that we bought is a new wine for all of us. Like, what do you think you either of you would have had a different reaction if it was a wine that you already knew and loved as a red wine?
Speaker 2Probably because like as soon as we finished, and I was like having some um you know conflict on my head, I was like, do I like it? Do I don't? Right. Megan actually offered me a sip of the just the wine. And again, I'm not I'm not a big fan of it.
Speaker 1Well, see, and I've never had this before, and I I did I did the same thing and tasted it after. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. And I think I do love vanilla ice cream. And if I paired the love of my vanilla ice cream with the uh one of my favorite reds, I think I might even have a different reaction. But I mean I liked it, I wouldn't serve it as a dessert at my no gathering, and I wouldn't have it like on a lonely Tuesday night where I'm like crying at home alone.
Speaker 3No, I question if people are really doing it regularly or if it's just a viral moment on the socials. I do want to add, I actually do like the wine. I've been drinking it, I enjoy it. Oh, um, I traditionally like a Malbec, and just for the record, most of the Malbec nowadays is from Argentina. No, it originally came from France, but Argentina basically made it. That says Argentina Mendoza. Yeah, and so 75% of the world's Malbec comes from Argentina.
Speaker 1Can I just say what a coincidence? This says DOC as in doc on the bottle. I don't know what that means. That has its but like we've been talking about doctors and doc dot, and now we're doc malbeck.
Speaker 3Yeah, that actually in wine has a specific meaning.
Speaker 1Oh, she's she's goofy.
Speaker 3Well, I've known it um before, but I can't remember now what we're doing. Shall we?
Speaker 1Well, she was a little bit more than a little bit.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah. So it means the denomination of controlled origin. So it's an origin certific certification and quality.
Speaker 1So she that's certified, is what you're saying. Yes. Oh, yeah. Let me bite that bike.
Speaker 2Are we ready for some slip it in something like that?
Speaker 1I think so. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 3I think it's time.
Speaker 2I am going to start today.
Speaker 3Go ahead.
Speaker 2My slip it in is by the time that this episode airs, it is wicked for good week. Oh wow. I cannot wait for that moment. Wow. Um, it's just like it's beautiful. It's like one wicked is actually one of my, if not the my favorite Broadway musical. I think Ariana Grande and Cynthia Riva has done an amazing job. And it just fills my heart. It's just so it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1Do you know, God willing, with the government shutdown and all, that I'm going next weekend to Las Vegas to the sphere to watch The Wizard of Us? Yeah. Not wicked, but in the in the It is inside of the wicked, yeah. Yeah, in the film.
Speaker 2The Wizard of Us parts in the middle of the Wicked story. So which you didn't know a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 1And you didn't know it gets a little bit asking about it and began to the timelines. The timelines. But you saw the musical. And you saw the movie. I did. I've seen it.
Speaker 3How do you not know it ties to Wizard of Oz? I didn't know. That's not that's not the part.
Speaker 1I did know it tied. I didn't know like the sequential. I thought he was like a prequel. I didn't know what I can't comment what like when does I thought Dorothy appeared later on. Oh, it was a lot. Like I did realize some things.
Speaker 2Yeah, but um, that's my slip it in. I it's I was very excited for the part one last year, and this year uh we get for good.
Speaker 1I do hear that it's this I the second one is like I heard way better. Well, and I I'll say what like I I don't like all the touring with the pink and green, and then the crying and the touching, all the things, all the things like they are amazing singers, and I thought they did great acting. I just wish they didn't do interviews.
Speaker 2I think it's part of the whole thing they have to do the tour.
Speaker 1Of course, it's a press tour, yeah. Press gambit. Is it gambit? So, anyway, I love that. I I'm looking forward to it.
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Speaker 2Yeah, my pull it out. Christmas decorations after Halloween. I am done with them. Yeah, nope, people love to wait until Thanksgiving, Christmas decorations after Halloween. Oh like people putting their decorations out. I see Christmas trees already out, um lights and uh take your moment, enjoy the fall, which is one of my favorite seasons. Thanksgiving is coming up. Be grateful for that, and then just move on for Christmas. You have a full month, you can start December 1st, you can start after Thanksgiving, not after Halloween. That's my pull-out.
Speaker 1Can I do you want comments or do you want to move on? Yeah, well, you have a big section, so well, I was just gonna say, like, I'm gonna have a pull it out in around Christmas time when I say put the Halloween decorations away. Because I cannot stand, like we're in December and people still have their Halloween decorations.
Speaker 3That's a problem.
Speaker 1But I will also say in Michigan, it's not true in every state. Uh putting up your Christmas decorations at this time of year, it is a lot better than doing it in the freezing cold. So, like, you don't have to turn the lights on. You don't have to turn the lights on. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2But don't put that.
Speaker 1Don't what?
Speaker 2Don't put don't put any Christmas decorations. I don't want to see your Christmas tree until after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3Yeah, I agree. But there's a lot of people who are so into it.
Speaker 1Some people have their Christmas tree up all year. Yeah, yes, it's too much. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah. It's a thing. Hold out.
Speaker 3Well, I will go with my slip it in, and it's a little bit of a Marcus Mumford shout out. So I was reminded again at the Mumford and Sons concert how much men can just wear a simple white T with jeans and look fabulous.
Speaker 1You get a heart on for it?
Speaker 3No, I just I'm a it just men in a white t-shirt and jeans is like just the white.
Speaker 2Not like a button-up. No, a white t-shirt and jeans.
Speaker 3It's a classic look. And honestly, most men, if they just wear that, it's like this effortlessly casual, but sexy, but easygoing look. And it's just like perfect.
Speaker 1Paints paints her.
Speaker 3Well, I don't, I'm not even qualifying the type of t-shirt. So is your slip it in the look men in a white t-shirt and jeans.
Speaker 1Yeah. Yeah. That is the best one I've ever heard from you. I ever forget about it. I agree 100%.
Speaker 3Here is Marcus Mumfer. He took off his Lions jersey and he had a white and he's looking real good. I do. He looks better than he ever has. He's been on a GLP one or something. He is super thin. He looks so hot. White t-shirt, GLP one redding.
SpeakerYes.
Speaker 3So he looks so good. Not that he doesn't normally, but like, I'm like, oh my God. And I'm like, this white t-shirt and jeans. And then like putting it.
Speaker 1Did he have a little bit of a boot on? A boot?
Speaker 3Like a I can't. I don't know. I didn't look at his feet. I was looking at other things.
Speaker 1What did you want to bite? Did you want to be a certified biter at this moment?
Speaker 2Or Marcus was like $10,000 if you wipe.
Speaker 3Would you wipe that for $10? I will do a bite massage on Marcus Mumps for zero dollars. Oh, how much for a wipe? No. Like that, you gotta be like married. Like there's what?
Speaker 1You gotta be married.
Speaker 3Well, meaning like if that's like your husband who's had a catastrophic disease.
Speaker 1We don't play those games. We're not here for what ifs. Okay, we'll pull it out.
Speaker 3My pull it out. Him getting off your bat. Stop. My pull it out is Lasership. I don't know if you've ever encountered this company called Lasership.
Speaker 2I've only encountered the second company that you put in.
Speaker 3Another one that you couldn't return something. No, no. Lasership. I've only had them come, I'm only come across them three times, and all three times. I've just ordered from someone I normally order from Amazon, Fanatics, Nordstrom. And I don't get my delivery. Now with Nordstrom, I'm supposed to have like priority like two-day shipping because of my status with them. Them through LaserShip, it's the first time I've ever encountered it with Nordstrom. And every day I kept getting text updates. Oh, it'll be delivered tomorrow. It'll be delivered tomorrow. They're like a UPS or a FedEx. Oh. Well, there's your problem.
Speaker 2That is, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't pick them.
Speaker 2Oh, Nordstrom. Three times you can't do it. Nordstrom. No, Nordstrom don't.
Speaker 3The company I'm buying from is using them as a shipper.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3So this happened with some items I ordered from Nordstrom. I ordered many items in one order.
SpeakerYeah.
Speaker 3Several items came through Laser Ship. The other came through UPS or FedEx, got my deliveries in two days. LaserShip, a week and a half. Every day it's supposed to be delivered, supposed to be delivered. And then all of a sudden, and you would the updates would show up in the tracking every night at 1131. All of a sudden, one night, 1131, your package has been delivered.
SpeakerUh-oh.
Speaker 3I look outside, it is not delivered. There is no package there. It was a bold-faced lie. So the next morning I call, it says if you have problems with your order, call this number. I called. It was Nordstrom Customer Service. I'm like, I didn't get this. They're like, oh yeah, we don't see a picture of that your items were delivered. And I'm like, yeah, it's from Lasership. And let me tell you, I think they're lying to you. I don't think they delivered it ever. Every day at 1131, they're saying it would be delivered the next day until last night, all of a sudden it said delivered. And I said, I don't think you should use LaserShip ever, ever again. I think they said, We'll pass on your information and they immediately refunded me.
Speaker 1I think we need a new segment called Companies on Blast.
Speaker 3That's my poll.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is a pull-up as long.
Speaker 3That was my third experience.
Speaker 1JJ and I just sat here and we're like, she needs this moment. She needs to let this.
Speaker 3That's my third experience with that company. And every time I never received my up with Nordstromson. No, they use no. This was an off. No, they use normally they normally use UPS.
Speaker 1I'm gonna go with my slip it in. Okay. My dad is of a certain age. He has never in his entire life listened to a podcast. His birthday was last week. He felt my sister and I were feeling like he might be a little bit like lonely on his birthday because it fell through the week and we had the family came over the weekend at blah blah blah blah blah. And then I said, Well, maybe I can send him like a quote unquote another gift and give him a link to my podcast and have him listen to it. And by my podcast, I mean our podcast. And so I did, and then I heard crickets. And then dad, I'm like, have you listened to the podcast? I'm very busy, he says. And then he did he okay. All right, fine, dad. Busy. Busy busy. He goes, I'm gonna listen to I listened to half of it. I'll listen to the other half tomorrow. He did, I got a text message, verbatim. Here it is. I listened to the entire podcast. It's different.
Speaker 2I can hear him say that.
Speaker 1Yeah, it offers a little humor. I would say more than a little insights. I found it interesting. And then he has, I don't know if this is intentional or not. He has the raising eyebrow emoji after it. I like it. He might have meant to do this smile, but it was more of a flinch a little bit. Like a little bit like not sure. But like I love it. Yeah. For me, I had a text message one time from my grandma, who bless her heart is gone. But she, I got one text message in her entire life because it was a new thing, and it said, Your aunt is forcing me to send this to you. I hope you get it. And that's the only text message I ever got. But like this is like the only podcast I think he's ever listened to, and it it's special to me. All right. My pull it out is we all know about the government shutdown and the flights and everything. My pull it out are is privileged people who are now booking multiple flights to ensure they get from a destination A to B. I'm sorry, Gail King, I'm calling you out. On the CBS early morning show today, she was like, I'm going to the West Coast this weekend, and I have three flights booked in case one of them doesn't make it. And I'm just like, you know what? Like, you're not the average American person. Like, we can't afford to book three flights because you're not getting a refund on the other two flights if you make the first flight.
unknownUh-oh.
Speaker 1Go ahead. You got a comment?
Speaker 3I have a huge comment.
Speaker 1Okay. But and I just feel like, you know, like good for you that you can book those, but even by booking them, you're temporarily taking a seat from somebody else.
Speaker 3And it's just like I it's well, that's what the administration is telling people to do.
Speaker 1I agree. Frontier no, Frontier, no, Frontier Airlines president said it, and Frontier of all people, like you are my second.
Speaker 3Sean Duffy, the transportation secretary, told people if you want to get where you're going, you should book other flights on other airlines to ensure you have backups. Okay, correct. Period.
Speaker 1Correct. Is that every average American can just do that? No. The government tells us a lot of things we shouldn't listen to. I'm just saying, like, I don't like it. You're privileged booking three.
Speaker 3Well, we don't like to get political, but here's the thing Sean Duffy in the White House, get in the office and start talking to the Democrats and get a deal done. Every elected official should be working, and they're not. Sorry, you brought up a political topic.
Speaker 1Okay. So after my slip it in and pull it out, I have a new one I'm gonna put out there. It's called a leave it in. You can slip it in, you can pull it out, or you can leave it in. My leave it in is a peacock. I don't know what's happening, but I'm sharing a I'm sharing a subscription with JJ.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Right? And JJ, if you don't know, he is Spanish. Surprise. Surprise! And I'm watching Peacock on his license. I'm probably gonna get kicked off. And I'm just like every other commercial is Spanish. And I am like, I'm a I love it in the sense of like, okay, I mean like I'm open to it, and I'm under JJ's account. But you have your own profile, but I do have my own profile, and I'm thinking, because JJ does watch a lot of Spanish programs on Netflix, and I'm like, I texted JJ, we were talking about something, and I'm like, how much Spanish TV are you watching on Peacock? None because I thought it was changing none. I thought it was changing, hold on. I thought it was changing my algorithm. No, I agree. And when he said none, and I'm like, well, then I have a serious problem with this because I feel like they are uh um like maybe because of my name, they're buying no, or they're buying no based on his name, which analytics from people on here it's JJ, but like that, but it's a Spanish name, and I feel like they are targeting advertising based on somebody's name for the middle and left. And I'm like targeting, so I'm leaving it in because the jury's out. I'm not quite sure what Peacock is up to, but it's a leave it in.
Speaker 3That's very interesting. It is very interesting. When we first got Netflix, the doctor was watching narcos all the time. So under his profile, all he had was Spanish stuff. He got nothing, and I'd be like, Oh, there's this new rom com. Let's watch it. He's like, This doesn't show up in my feed, and I'm like, Well, it's because you're watching all the narco. So, but to your point, it's interesting that JJ is not watching any Spanish on Peacock and I and you're getting flooded.
Speaker 1I have a second profile and I'm not watching it. Correct. So your profile shouldn't have any Spanish ads. That's why it's not a slip it in or pull it out to leave it in. Because I like the commercials because I'm open to it. And I thought, well, that's it. Well, do you even understand what they're saying? No. Well, well, I have the but I'm like, I'm okay with it because my best friend is Spanish, and I love that. But when he told me he's not watching any, I'm like, well, this is different. Now all of a sudden I went from this is positive. Like, I love that you're watching all this Spanish content to no, I'm watching none. So you see where I'm at to leave it in 100%. It's a leave it in.
Speaker 3I want this investigation to continue because it has perked my interest. Okay, great. And on that note, I think we're yeah, I take us home. I think it's time to call it a night. So until next time, check out our Linktree at Slip It In Podcast or reach out to us with anything and everything. You can always call us, leave voicemails 313-444-9004. You can slip into our DMs on Instagram, TikTok, X, and Facebook at Slip It In Podcast. And remember, whenever reaching out, we want to know your name and where you're from. Till next time.