Slip It In

Bite Me Dot & Wipe Me Maybe!

Matty, Megan, JJ Season 1 Episode 26

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We open with a holiday plan request to experience the show with a friend, then address a foiled terror plot that targeted LGBTQ bars near our studio before pivoting to lighter, curious territory about a sourdough breakup, viral influencer claims, bite massages, and red wine ice cream. We end with quick hits on shipping nightmares, a sweet first-time listener review from Matty's dad, and strange ad targeting on streaming.

• how a foiled Halloween plot knows as "pumpkin day" hit LGBTQ bars near us and why we acknowledge it briefly
• gratitude for law enforcement and moving toward joy without ignoring reality
• breaking up with sourdough starters and the bakery starter workaround
• influencer claims about paid bathroom wiping assistants called Butlers
• bite massages explained, pricing, boundaries, and celebrity demand
• testing the red wine ice cream trend and why affogato still wins
• style note: white tee and jeans as an effortless win
• shipping service failures and phantom delivery updates
• a first-time podcast listener’s review via Matty's text
• questioning Spanish ad targeting on a shared Peacock streaming account

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Holiday Plans And Share-The-Pod Challenge

Speaker

You laugh, you cringe.

Speaker 3

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back slipping it in with you. I'm Megan, and I'm here with Matty and JJ.

Speaker 1

Hey everybody. Hi. Yeah, it is uh November. We are in November. I think November is National Podcast Month. Is it? Oh, really? I'm making that shit up.

Speaker 2

I'm making that shit up. Oh I think that we should know if that's the case.

Speaker 1

No, but I'm making it up. But here's what I will say. Like, as we get into November and then December, what we're doing is getting into the holidays, obviously. I think all of us, myself included, uh, I banked a lot of vacation time. We're gonna have holiday time, we're just gonna have time with friends and family, we're gonna have wine time, we're gonna have conversations by the I love Miss PTO. Correct. Bring it. And I just think you know what? Like, when you are with your bestie or your favorite sibling, or your second cousin, and you are looking for something to do, just like introduce them to our pod and experience it with another person. That's what I would suggest because I know we often say like share a link, but like share the experience, don't you think? Like, I guarantee they're gonna have to like pause in a couple moments to either you know recognize how laugh laugh and recognize that their laughter might have caused them to miss something, or to like ask their friend, like, well, what are your three favorite nuts?

Speaker 2

Right, right. Or just ask Chat DPT, is this really like American? Is this what is American?

Speaker 1

Right, like yeah, all those things.

Speaker 2

All those previous or even just fact-check those.

Speaker 1

I mean, you're gonna end up binging us. Oh, we're the favorite holiday binge.

Speaker 2

There we go.

Speaker 1

Well, and we love to be fact-checked.

Speaker 2

There we go. We sure do. Well, so we welcome the calls.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes. I've had to I've had to backtrack a couple of times. And I love it. Like, call me out.

Speaker 3

Exactly. And especially after having one, two, maybe three bottles of wine. Please, three. Please, well, call us and leave a voicemail. We can be reached any day or night, 313-444-9004. We would love to hear from you.

Speaker 2

24-7. The nines are open. The live open. Exactly.

Speaker 1

Yeah, but I'm gonna be more accessible mid after that.

Speaker 2

Or slide in those DMs. Yeah, slide in.

Foiled Detroit Terror Plot Hits Close To Home

Speaker 3

So something not very holiday fun is the foiled Halloween terror plot that we talked about a few episodes ago that was thwarted here in the Detroit area. And since we last talked about it, we have a lot more facts now that the suspects have been actually charged.

Speaker 1

Can yeah, I can I just say, like, we are gonna address this up front, and it's very close to home, and then we're gonna park it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, obviously, yeah. Yeah, because it's not great fodder. This is not your best holiday news, but to Megan's point. But when yeah, we're bringing the facts.

Speaker 3

When we talk about hitting close to home, we're talking about that the as the facts have now evolved, the suspects were targeting LGBTQ bars in Ferndale, Michigan, which these bars are literally six blocks from where we record this pod. So when we talk about it hitting close to home, it's like not just hitting close to home because it's in the mitten, it's hitting close to home because it's literally blocks from where and blocks from where we live. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Absolutely. Yeah, you kind of almost even address that.

Speaker 1

Well, six blocks trying to find me.

Speaker 3

Well, these thank God, the they have now six suspects in custody, and it's a new twist, is they're not all from Michigan. Three are from Michigan, two are from New Jersey, and one is from Washington State. And I, as I had surmised in their searches of that storage unit. They did find lots of AR-style rifles, shotguns, handguns, and other tools for a tactical assault. So those searches did garner a lot of evidence. And the uh interesting facts, but also kind of chilling, is that these guys were talking about uh on their group chat about traveling somewhere overseas to do to join ISIS in ISIS attacks. And one of the men from New Jersey actually said in a video call that he would volunteer to conduct ISIS style on-camera beheadings.

Speaker 1

Oh my god. I mean, like, I don't I I can't. Exactly.

Speaker 3

So thank God this is where I say and I applaud our FBI and our CIA, as well as our local police who were involved, because thank God this was thwarted and they have these people in custody.

Speaker 1

Yeah. A hundred percent.

Parking The Heavy News And Resetting

Speaker 3

So that's it. The good news is this was over before it ever began. I know it's sour news, but it was hit, it was close to home. We had to address the new gaps.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and I gotta say, like to Matty's point, like, you know, we our goal as a podcast is to be able to rejoin, make you cringe a little bit. Um, but I also like the idea of like us also being aware of what's happening uh in this world. We are aware of that, and with that, we're gonna park that and we're gonna bring some joy and some laughter and some cringy moments.

Speaker 1

100%. And I will say, like, we're not gonna do that, like these types of stories hit the headlines all the time.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

But I mean, like, we can't ignore it when it hits so close to home.

Speaker 2

We can.

Sourdough Starter Breakup And Bakeries’ Secret

Speaker 1

But speaking of sour news, yeah.

Speaker 3

What's going on with your sourdough starter? How are you doing? Yeah, tell us, yeah.

Speaker 2

That bread was delicious.

Speaker 1

We had we had a breakup today. You didn't have a break. Literally today. Today.

Speaker 2

So here's we were not ready for that.

Speaker 1

Oh. Um I have had a love-hate relationship with it in the sense of like I loved the entire experience, and then I had the starter in my fridge, and it was a top shelf. It's on the top shelf in my fridge. And so, you know, it was very pleasant to see it in the days following my bread presentation. Yeah, it was I loved it.

Speaker 2

Yeah. Didn't you name her Dua Lipa? Doa. Doa Leepa. That's what I was saying.

Speaker 1

Like, yeah, well, I'm like, wait, wait, yeah, Doa Lee, Doa Lipa. And so then it suddenly though, it turned because like on day like six or seven, I'm open in the fridge and I'm seeing Doa. Do a I feed me, feed me. Get me off the dance floor. Like, you need to feed me. And so um, yeah, one like one week turned into two, turned into three, and I and then it's too late every four to five days. Uh well, here's here's my take on it, and I I offend no-bred community members here with this, but like I enjoyed the experience, and I think what uh happened for me is that when I did the whole shenans from start to finish, uh I didn't feel at the end of it that it would be a hobby for me. Like it didn't, it's not gonna translate into a hobby, it would turn into more of a to-do list item or something if I was like, so I mean, like we all have our different hobbies. Yeah, and that's I just realized that, yeah. I just like well, you both know me. I've never been like a baker to uh or even like a cook. Yeah, you know, and you know, like I enjoyed, I say that alike a lot, so I enjoyed that a lot, but I just it wasn't gonna transfer into something I was gonna maintain and constantly make bread and then welcome neighbors into my hood with like a loaf.

Speaker 3

Well, I get it. And I had my own breakup with a sourdough starter. I lasted a little longer than you did. And I remember when you started your sourdough journey, I said that it becomes such a pain to have to constantly feed it, and you're like, oh what? No big deal.

Speaker 1

I actually didn't want that sentiment at that moment.

Speaker 3

Well, you quickly learned it becomes the second chore. And this was so hungry. Yeah, if you're not cooking bread constantly, it's a problem.

Speaker 2

I was gonna say, I was like, I you know, I hate to give Megan, you know, the don't please. Right. But but she said it when we were with like Lexi from Lexi's Loaves, like she said, Matty, this is going to be a journey for you. And she's she experienced it and she put it out there for you. It's just hard. It's hard to tell her that she was right, but I'm not gonna tell her.

Speaker 3

Well, what I will say is through the whole process, and thank you, Lexi from Lexi's Loves. Wow, I had a life-changing, not life-changing knowledge moment knowing that you can go into most bakeries that are making bread and they will give you starter. So now I don't feel like I ever have to get a good starter going again. When I maintain, yeah, because when I want to make bread, I'll go get a starter that's already a dream starter from a good bakery where I like their bread, and then I'll make my bread, and then I'll be done, and I'm not gonna keep the starter and better off for having gone through this. Absolutely.

Speaker 2

Yes, absolutely, absolutely talking a little bit about though. I came up with this story, uh, Matty and Megan, that I wanted to share with you. Um, so you came up with it? No, I heard it on the TikTok.

Speaker 3

Oh those TikTok stories.

Speaker 2

Well, but I knew about this. So in Latin America, there is a version of Big Brother, a reality show, Big Brother. Sure. It's not specifically like Big Brother, but it's all about celebrities and now influencers.

Speaker

Okay.

Speaker 2

Uh, they call it the house, like the famous house. So they put they That's what they call it, the famous house in Spanish. I'm trying to translate in my head.

Speaker 3

Hype House? There's a was a hype house.

Speaker 2

La Casa de los Famosos.

Speaker 1

So it's like that was my second guess.

Reality TV, Influencers, And The $10k Butt Wipers Claim

Speaker 2

So now and now they are doing this second season on Dominican Republic. And one thing that I found very interesting is that this time, as you know, like now celebrities are more just like actors and like you know, singers, influencers. Influencers are now considered celebrities. Right. I was gonna say they added this girl that she's a big influencer. Her name is Gracie Vaughn. Um, and she became like very I know. I see your face.

Speaker 1

No, girl.

Speaker 2

So listen to this story. So Gracie was about 300 pounds when she was 21. So she was a big girl, she's from Panama, but she started getting some you know likes on Instagram, and she's now a big, big, big influencer. She's got some surgeries.

Speaker 1

So she's got some surgery.

Speaker 2

Well, she she just kind of took power of her own um body P. You know, you know, body positive, yeah. And then she has some surgeries, but she has uh disease or like a condition. It's called uh lipidema. Uh I don't know how to pronounce that in in English. It's something similar to that.

Speaker 3

No, oh, you're saying it's similar to lipidemas.

Speaker 2

It's that's the where that's the word in Spanish. I don't know how to say it.

Speaker 3

No, well, it's L-I-P-E-D-E-M-A, is an an English word for a medical condition.

Speaker 2

Okay. So so she's got that condition.

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 2

Um, so now I mean she is she's got a big booty.

Speaker 1

And I'm I'm talking about a big booty.

Speaker 2

But this is not the story. The story is that when she is in this house on this reality show, she said that she has two assistants that she has to help her clean her butt every time she goes to the bathroom.

Speaker 3

Oh my god, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1

And she's explaining, and her name is Greasy Buns.

Speaker 2

Gracie Buns.

Speaker 1

I mean, Greasy Buns.

Speaker 2

Greasy Buns.

Speaker 1

Yeah. She pays ten thousand dollars. Do you believe it? Let me ask you, do you believe it?

Speaker 2

I'm I'm conflicted because she um, because of her fame, she even bought her home plane because she bought her own plane because every time she had to fly, she had to buy two seats.

Speaker 1

Correct. So if you have to buy two seats, why not just get a plane?

Speaker 3

Well, I think she can, I she is very thin up top. Yes, she is. So she can reach around and handle herself, her personal needs. So I feel like to your point, I don't think it's true. I think she's just trying to bolster her wealth.

Speaker 1

Let me ask you this: could both things be true? Like it could be a struggle. Like just because she's thin on top, have you seen her big booty, big booty? Yeah, but she saw a picture. She might have short arms as well. And how do you get around the rump of smooth skin? The arms aren't short. Megan, around the photos around the rump of smooth skin and into the crab.

Speaker 2

Well, she uses her arms to um lift up her butt while the assistant reaches out and slip that wipe, like a wipe on.

Speaker 3

This is crazy. What did you know? She lay on the paper. Stop it.

Speaker 2

Well, I think that she prefers a wet wipe.

Speaker 3

Well, here's the thing. In today's age, if you have money to buy a plane, you can afford a Toto toilet that will it will clean you automatically and dry you. So the need to have someone pay someone to do it for you, I think is extreme. And I think it's her just trying to go viral. Okay.

Speaker 2

Matty, if she comes to you and says, Matty, I'm gonna give you $10,000 per month. And there is health benefits to it and pay vacation to it.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 2

Would you wipe?

Speaker 1

All day long. Like I cannot.

Speaker 3

That's your job. If you've got yeah. I'm a wiper. A hundred percent.

Speaker 1

I'm a butt wiper with benz. I get benefit.

Speaker 2

And can I go back to why you should call them the bottlers?

unknown

Oh, that's sick.

Speaker 3

See, I mean such a put on. It is, but it's clever.

Speaker 1

But you know what? Good for her. But I will go back to the you with your little Toto in Kansas well. But like I get it, but like, have you like if somebody Googles her, it is not, you act like it's the normal romp sitting on there. Like it's not gonna play out the way you think it is.

Speaker 3

Yes, well, I mean, it's large, but I still think the Toto could handle it.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 3

Well, if you believe a lot, but I say more power to her. I'm sure she's on OnlyFans account. Laughing all the way to the bank, all sorts of comments. Laughing all the way to the bank. Good for you.

Speaker 2

100%.

Speaker 3

So it's the old adage of no bad news is not is no news is good. No, no. Where we all know. I never can say these phrases. But I don't even think the phrase is I don't think it's I don't even know if it's no gossip is bad gossip.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, girl, you are the worst. No news to no gossip.

Speaker 3

Like us, but good news. No, there's a phrase of No news is good news. No, it's not no news.

Speaker 1

I don't think whatever you're trying to say is even applicable.

Speaker 2

Well, meaning she bad press is good press.

Speaker 3

Correct. That's it, JJ.

Speaker 2

My God, this fan is more trying to tell Megan what the phrase is.

Speaker 3

Trying to get your arms around something. You can never get those phrases right. But anyway, I think she's putting out all sorts of craziness just to go viral, just to get more people to OnlyFans, just to increase with all of that.

Speaker 2

And there are fans out there that they don't even believe that her body is rear, real rear.

Speaker 1

Freud, Freudian.

Speaker 2

But I mean, 10,000 is 10,000.

Speaker 1

I mean, correct. Like, who's with benefits? Like I exactly. Like, who's the fool? Us or her? I mean, like, you know, like I think there's a lot of people out there that are doing similar things.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Her butt is just bigger.

Speaker 2

If you were to have the money, Matty.

Speaker 1

I've answered this, I think.

Speaker 2

Oh, you have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I but just remind the slippers. I would get my back scratched.

Speaker 1

Oh, see. Like that's my point. Like, but that's a lot better than getting my ass back.

Speaker 2

But that is a need that you have.

Speaker 1

It's like I don't have a need.

Speaker 2

A desire. You have a desire. That's the word.

Speaker 1

Like to like snap my fingers, even though I wouldn't, I would never do that to an employee. But like two snaps mean or a little bell.

Speaker 2

A little bell, the scratch.

Speaker 1

Like I just like a like three snaps, it's a tickleback. Two snaps, it's a deep, it's a deep dish scratch. I mean, like, what about like four snaps is a massage. I think you guys have talked too about like different things, like a chef or a glam squad, but like like what if you had leftover funds? What would your nut like what else would you do?

Speaker 3

Well, it depends. Do I already have a private jet? Let's say yes. Okay.

Speaker 1

Yeah. Let's say yes. It's fully charged.

Fantasy Services: Jets, Scratchers, Chefs, And Ethics

Speaker 2

Like we're talking about a service. Like, if you were to pay for a service, then not like a luxury. Like, for example, like Gracie Bond gets the wipers and the butlers, Matty gets the back scratcher with, and you would pay $10,000, let's just say, who would you pay for a specific service if you if money were not to be the issue? Who would you pay? What kind of services would you pay for?

Speaker 3

I mean, I would have a chef, I'd have a bartender.

Speaker 1

I would love a bartender.

Speaker 3

I would love a bartender often.

Speaker 1

I can I just say, and I guess I'm putting this out there for anyone to steal my idea, but I do think there is a market for people that want their back scratched. And it could just be a good thing. We are back to it. I know. I'm putting it out into the world, but like you there's masseuses. There's masseuses. Masseuses, isn't that it? I don't know. Massage therapists? Yes. That's the better plural. There's people out there to help you with everything.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

I've never heard there's a chiropractor to crack it, but I want someone to scratch it.

Speaker 2

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right. I I think that will go with uh with a chef like me again.

Bite Massage 101: Dr. Dot, Prices, And Boundaries

Speaker 1

How about getting how about getting your muscles bit? What? What? What are you talking about? Call that a transition. So along these same lines, have either of you heard of Miss Dr. Dorothy Dot. Dorothy. She goes by dot Stein. No. No. Okay.

Speaker 3

She's a doctor?

Speaker 1

She is. Like an M D or DL? Like a DR, period. Doctor.

Speaker 3

So you don't know if she actually went to medical school.

Speaker 2

I don't.

Speaker 1

I don't know. I haven't done high school.

Speaker 2

Like a DR dot.

Speaker 1

Well, she said an MD and I'm like a DR. Uh well, so she has. Okay. I think these are very similar in the sense of like taking a very niche market type of concept and capitalizing it. Although this one has, I guess, her doctor's license. And so she don't know yet. That's alleged. What would you call? You have a doctor.

Speaker 3

Yeah. So technically I could be doctor Megan O, but I but jurisdictors don't typically say doctor. But if you have a PhD, lots of PhDs do go by doctor. Like when the cephal doctor to medical dedoctors, doctors of osteopathy that are MDs and DOs go by doctor. So I'm curious, is she have a medical doctor? It's a bad question. Does she have a doctorate, just a PhD? Or is she a JD?

Speaker 1

Yeah. She might have, I don't know what a J D is. She might have a lawyer.

Speaker 3

Oh she might have a dentist degree.

Speaker 1

What is that called?

Speaker 3

Doctor of Dental. It's DDS.

Speaker 1

Because what she does is she bites you as a form of massage therapy. Okay.

Speaker 2

What? And she is the one biting to people? Yes.

Speaker 3

She'll bite your skin?

Speaker 1

Well, not skin to skin. But she does her signature technique involves she bites them your muscle through like a towel or a thin cloth to avoid the skin contact. And it's meant to stimulate blood flow before switching to a deep tish. So she'll do that.

Speaker 3

Oh, so what? How is how come she can't just do a tight finger on your muscle? Why does she have to do a teeth bite?

Speaker 1

I'm sorry. Did you say why can't she do a deep finger on my mouth?

Speaker 3

A tight finger. Oh, a tight finger. Like a tight finger grab. So it would mimic a mouth.

Speaker 1

I don't have her here to ask her directly. But if her tight dot is listening, I think her dot, dot, how do you do like why can't you tight finger it? But like here we have like probably the only woman or male.

Speaker 2

I've never heard of that.

Speaker 1

Never. Right. And I didn't even think that there was any benefits to it. She's cornered the market. She has got it with the teeth. It's a circulatory booster. It warms up the muscles, so she says. And then each bite, you're looking at like two to five seconds of a little bit of a bite, and then you get a deep tish after, and she calls it the only massage that starts with teeth and ends with hands. Like, is there a cost to this? There is. Okay. What will what would you pay? What would you pay? I don't know if I would even consider it. JJ, I'm sure in your head right now, your mind is going probably sexual. It's nothing like she's very adamant.

Speaker 2

But oh no. Well, you're like people think about. Like, I don't, I'm not, I'm not always going sexual, but I'm thinking sexual right now.

Speaker 1

Okay. That's so that I nailed it. So like put that in.

Speaker 2

There is no happy ending. No.

Speaker 1

So what would you pay? That's why I want to clear that up. I thought maybe you'd be willing to pay more if there was like a release.

Speaker 2

If there was a release, you'd be like, well. Um like if I went to be to Gracie Bundes.

Speaker 1

Okay, let me let me give you a little more piece of info. She is the originator of it. It has expanded. It's a global company.

Speaker 2

Really? Yes. And she uh and people get licensed, like certified.

Speaker 1

I don't think there's certification involved.

Speaker 2

There's gotta be.

Speaker 1

Listen. Listen, I'm gonna have to do an investigative 48-hour mystery on this. The details I have with me is there, I don't think there's a biting license.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

However, there are multiple people that she has taught and commissioned and brought on as staff. If you were to get dot specifically, it's gonna cost you more. Okay. Let's just give me give me your call.

Speaker 2

I can handle only like 15 minutes and I will probably pay $50 for 15 minutes.

Speaker 1

Of like your average Joe Biter.

Speaker 3

Well, it's now let's it's actually really a massage with some biting. Correct?

Speaker 1

It's bites, I would say the reverse. It's biting with a little massage.

Speaker 3

The bite, I mean Well, you said the bite was only a few minutes, or and then it was five seconds, I said. Oh, two to five. Sorry. You got yeah, because I don't always listen word for word. And you're all bad at math.

Speaker

Yes.

Speaker 3

So two to five seconds and then deep tissue. So really it's a massage with a bite.

Speaker 1

And we're talking about Would you you, Megan? I don't think would you even get it, sign up for the service? No, I wouldn't. Okay. No.

Speaker 3

I'd rather get a traditional massage.

Speaker 1

I'm playing it like it's just a massage.

Speaker 3

But like you're not gonna let them bite your because JJ's saying, oh, only for 15 minutes. Well, no, you it's a real massage. So it starts with a bite and then you get deep tissue. Where? All over your body. Well, not a lot of people.

Speaker 2

Well, sometimes you're gonna get those little machines at the mall that you set and you get the massage.

Speaker 3

This is not that. This is not that. This is a traditional deep tissue with some bites.

Speaker 1

It's not a traditional deep tish with some bites. You two are acting like it's a massage, a mall massage and a traditional deep dish. Meanwhile, these people are clamping down on your biceps and your calves. Well, maybe they don't go that way. All right, let me for the audience give some prices. A standard session start around $150 and go to $250 an hour for a certified soul certificate.

Speaker 2

Certified therapist? Like a massage therapist?

Speaker 1

Dot has certified therapist. I don't know what that involves, but they got a certificate she printed.

Speaker 2

Hey, that must have mean that this so-called massage therapist or biters, um, they have like full on they don't like to be called biters.

Speaker 1

I'm here.

Speaker 2

Well, I do feel like that's an appropriate name to you.

Speaker 1

Biters, yeah.

Speaker 3

Biters.

Speaker 1

They are tooth masseuse. Yeah. With the tooth.

Speaker 2

My question is they have a full-on set of teeth.

Speaker 1

I'm assuming, otherwise, she wouldn't have certified them. I mean, seriously, they're not the vampire person.

Speaker 2

You never oh, right. Yeah.

Trying The Viral Red Wine Ice Cream Trend

Speaker 3

Well, let me ask you this question. Yes. Can I be certified if I have crowns? Oh my god.

Speaker 1

That sounds like you might have to have a rider policy. Well, what about veneers? Oh. Oh, I think you're gonna be able to do that. You're gonna have additional teeth. You're gonna have to disclose that during the interview, and dot's gonna have to make a decision.

Speaker 3

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1

If you get dot herself, she is charging you $500 to $1,000 per hour, depending on how far she has to travel and who the client is. I wonder if people ask for like a butt bite and like a listen, this is not just your crazy fetish neighbor. This is these are people no, the clientele.

Speaker 2

No, the clientele.

Speaker 1

She goes on tour with some of these. What? Yeah, like no, she doesn't go on tour. Like the artist go or the famous person goes on tour and she goes on tour with them like a glam squad, and then she charges ten to twenty thousand dollars per week. So, like I'm willing, I'm willing to submit my res. Well, who's she touring with? Well, I've got that right. Gracie Bunn, I heard. Let me just let me know if you if you've heard of these people. Steven Tyler, oh wow, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Madonna, what Sting, Kanye West, not a shocker. Bruce Willis, the Rolling Stones, I was nice, Flu Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Justin Bieber, Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are all listed among touring clients. So these people have brought dot on the bus.

Speaker 3

So do you think it was all the chili peppers or maybe just fluppers? Just the red hot one. Well, they're all kind of red hot in my book. Wow. Wow. So she's got major clientele. But I see.

Speaker 2

And she's only charging $175.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's well, I bet those are the you gotta listen.

Speaker 1

That is for the therapist, for the biders. $10,000 to $20,000 if she goes on tour. That's not $175 an hour. What?

Speaker 2

You said $175 an hour.

Speaker 1

I did. That is like come over. It's Tuesday at noon when we're gonna be. Let me ask you this.

Speaker 2

I just had that last week.

Speaker 1

All everywhere. No, there's off limits. Oh, so there are some off limits. Well, of course. Well did you hear my comment in the beginning? She said this is not sexual. I know it's not sexual. Here's what's allowed. Upper back and shoulders, prime biting.

Speaker 3

So it's kind of theoretical cupping.

Speaker 1

You know, we always it is kind of a cup. We always hold our tension in our shoulders. So bite bite me there. Bite me there. I don't want to.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I don't know if I'd like that.

Speaker 1

All right. Well, what about the neck or the trapezius area? I think it's trapeze. No, it's trapezians. It's trapeze. It's trapezians. Arms are popular and calves and thighs. But calves and thighs are really popular among performers and dancers with muscle fatigue.

Speaker 3

Oh, what about the butt muscles, the gluteous mass? Off limits. Oh. The face, you can't bite me on the face. Well, who wants it?

Speaker 1

No. Well, you would? No, no. No. No face. Nebbles.

Speaker 2

But you can, you know, vibe beam a little bit.

Speaker 3

Oh, an earbite. No, that becomes too sexual.

Speaker 1

Oh. Oh. Correct. You can't bite me on the chest, male or feme. Oh. You can't uh bite my butt.

Speaker 2

So Gracie Bun.

Speaker 1

Gracie Buns is out.

Speaker 2

She's out.

Speaker 1

She's out. You can't obviously do the groin or the inner thigh or any intimate or inappropriate zones. And by that, I think they're starting to talk about the anal area, probably. I'm just saying.

Speaker 2

How can you get T then? Like, how can you bite that? I mean, okay, let me go.

Speaker 1

No comment. Wells. I don't do that. Girls.

Speaker 2

Oh my God. That is crazy. That is crazy.

Speaker 3

Now I'm wondering when she was doing these bite massages to Bruce Willis. If it's recent or I doubt it. With his Louis body, I wonder it would be maybe dicey now.

Speaker 1

Oh, I don't even like it.

Speaker 3

It could have been part of his therapy, though. I don't know.

Speaker 1

Detroit fist content.

Speaker 2

I mean, it seems that there's some benefits to it. So I'm going to reach. I mean, I'm going to do some research.

Speaker 3

You're going to look for a Detroit biter.

Speaker 1

I mean, there are.

Speaker 3

I would love it. That is pod content. So I would love you to go get a bite massage.

Speaker 1

If she's offering a come back and report, yes, if there's a bite franchise, I am going to look into it. Oh, you're going to invest. I'm, you know what?

Speaker 2

This big celebrities are getting bitten.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you can get bit at my house or I'll come and bite you at yours. You better get certified. I am gonna get certified. And yeah, I think my teeth are gonna qualify. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

Put a dot on that. What? Oh, Dr. Dot. Clever dot.

Speaker 1

Yeah. I mean, when she when she uh bites she dot or leaves her dot. Oh, she does dot it up. That's all right. I'm being told to move on. So, but that was a hot top. It was like, and I feel like we're gonna you guys should take the info info that I gave you and do a deep dive. And we might want to bring this back up. Yeah, we might.

Speaker 3

Let's because well, if somebody gets a bite massage, I want to hear about it.

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Speaker 1

I want to hear what or if someone needs one, I want to hear about it. Because I'll if you're local, yeah, I bite. Oh god. Okay. So um we're going into products. Yes.

Speaker 3

Yeah. So instead of doing a traditional product review today, we're gonna do something that's a little more viral out there on the socials.

Speaker 1

It's called red wine ice cream. Hashtag red wine ice cream. So it's been a while around for a little bit now. Are you tired?

Speaker 2

I'm a little tired.

Speaker 1

I look across the table, and I think you might, if you rewind it 10 seconds, you're gonna hear a little no so red wine ice cream is trending on TikTok and the Insta. And basically it is red wine ice cream. Right. You take uh vanilla ice cream, yeah, and they recommend like a natural pure regular ice cream. Vanilla bean.

Speaker 2

We went with vanilla bean, yeah.

Speaker 1

And then you pour over it red wine, and they recommend like a fruity red wine. Okay, they uh recommend like an Argentina malbeck and from Argentine. Yeah, I don't know how they qualified, but or the like a Zinfandel, or there was another one, I forget, but uh we went with the Maulbeck and the what does that say?

Speaker 2

Louis Louis Gibbosca.

Speaker 1

Louis Gibbosca, and we got just uh target ice cream, vanilla bean target ice cream. That's good ice cream, and so wine glass, scoops of vanilla, and then you don't want to do too much red wine, but enough to like you know, like mixed up, and then yeah, and then we tasted. What did you guys think?

Speaker 2

Yeah, so it's not like a float, like a you know, like an ice cream float.

Speaker 1

I think that's another hashtag, like red wine float. Yeah, but you didn't find it floaty.

Speaker 2

I like the aftertaste, not the first as soon as I get the bite, I did not like that and I'm not a big red wine drinker. I think that that had some to do with it, but I'm I'm a vanilla ice cream lover, especially vanilla uh bean ice cream. Um so especially a vanilla.

Speaker 1

I know. I I wondered, I thought we were gonna go somewhere with this vanilla, and then but I I I'm not gonna do it. Would you do it again? No, I'm not sure but I appreciated the novelty of it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3

I was excited to try it. Um for me, it's not I don't enjoy it. I didn't enjoy it. I don't like it, and I love red wine. I don't particularly like vanilla ice cream, but I love red wine.

Speaker 1

It's shocking to me.

Speaker 3

Because I I don't, yeah.

Speaker 1

But uh Vanilla is my favorite ice cream for the record. Do you know also that before like current times, not so much, but we talked about it, yes. On the pod? Yes, previously about the beaver secretion. Yes. Well, for new listeners, you need to Google beaver secretion. I mean, we've talked a lot about beaver.

Speaker 3

The beaver stuff was from the vanilla. Yes, it no longer introduces vanilla flavoring.

Speaker 1

And I like to bring it back up.

Speaker 3

So, anyway, the the red wine over the vanilla ice cream is very similar to like an afogato, which I love and obsessed with. And for anyone who doesn't know, an affogato is an espresso over a scoop of vanilla ice cream, which is delicious, and it's amazing. So I obsess over afogados, it's one of my fave desserts.

Speaker 1

If I'm gonna have dessert at a restaurant, we can affogata.

Speaker 3

Not at this time, the red wine just didn't do it for me over the ice cream.

Speaker 1

I think, can I ask you both though? This wine that we bought is a new wine for all of us. Like, what do you think you either of you would have had a different reaction if it was a wine that you already knew and loved as a red wine?

Speaker 2

Probably because like as soon as we finished, and I was like having some um you know conflict on my head, I was like, do I like it? Do I don't? Right. Megan actually offered me a sip of the just the wine. And again, I'm not I'm not a big fan of it.

Speaker 1

Well, see, and I've never had this before, and I I did I did the same thing and tasted it after. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. And I think I do love vanilla ice cream. And if I paired the love of my vanilla ice cream with the uh one of my favorite reds, I think I might even have a different reaction. But I mean I liked it, I wouldn't serve it as a dessert at my no gathering, and I wouldn't have it like on a lonely Tuesday night where I'm like crying at home alone.

Speaker 3

No, I question if people are really doing it regularly or if it's just a viral moment on the socials. I do want to add, I actually do like the wine. I've been drinking it, I enjoy it. Oh, um, I traditionally like a Malbec, and just for the record, most of the Malbec nowadays is from Argentina. No, it originally came from France, but Argentina basically made it. That says Argentina Mendoza. Yeah, and so 75% of the world's Malbec comes from Argentina.

Speaker 1

Can I just say what a coincidence? This says DOC as in doc on the bottle. I don't know what that means. That has its but like we've been talking about doctors and doc dot, and now we're doc malbeck.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that actually in wine has a specific meaning.

Speaker 1

Oh, she's she's goofy.

Speaker 3

Well, I've known it um before, but I can't remember now what we're doing. Shall we?

Speaker 1

Well, she was a little bit more than a little bit.

Speaker 3

Oh, yeah. So it means the denomination of controlled origin. So it's an origin certific certification and quality.

Speaker 1

So she that's certified, is what you're saying. Yes. Oh, yeah. Let me bite that bike.

Speaker 2

Are we ready for some slip it in something like that?

Speaker 1

I think so. Absolutely. Yeah.

Speaker 3

I think it's time.

Speaker 2

I am going to start today.

Speaker 3

Go ahead.

Speaker 2

My slip it in is by the time that this episode airs, it is wicked for good week. Oh wow. I cannot wait for that moment. Wow. Um, it's just like it's beautiful. It's like one wicked is actually one of my, if not the my favorite Broadway musical. I think Ariana Grande and Cynthia Riva has done an amazing job. And it just fills my heart. It's just so it's so beautiful.

Speaker 1

Do you know, God willing, with the government shutdown and all, that I'm going next weekend to Las Vegas to the sphere to watch The Wizard of Us? Yeah. Not wicked, but in the in the It is inside of the wicked, yeah. Yeah, in the film.

Speaker 2

The Wizard of Us parts in the middle of the Wicked story. So which you didn't know a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 1

And you didn't know it gets a little bit asking about it and began to the timelines. The timelines. But you saw the musical. And you saw the movie. I did. I've seen it.

Speaker 3

How do you not know it ties to Wizard of Oz? I didn't know. That's not that's not the part.

Speaker 1

I did know it tied. I didn't know like the sequential. I thought he was like a prequel. I didn't know what I can't comment what like when does I thought Dorothy appeared later on. Oh, it was a lot. Like I did realize some things.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but um, that's my slip it in. I it's I was very excited for the part one last year, and this year uh we get for good.

Speaker 1

I do hear that it's this I the second one is like I heard way better. Well, and I I'll say what like I I don't like all the touring with the pink and green, and then the crying and the touching, all the things, all the things like they are amazing singers, and I thought they did great acting. I just wish they didn't do interviews.

Speaker 2

I think it's part of the whole thing they have to do the tour.

Speaker 1

Of course, it's a press tour, yeah. Press gambit. Is it gambit? So, anyway, I love that. I I'm looking forward to it.

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Speaker 2

Yeah, my pull it out. Christmas decorations after Halloween. I am done with them. Yeah, nope, people love to wait until Thanksgiving, Christmas decorations after Halloween. Oh like people putting their decorations out. I see Christmas trees already out, um lights and uh take your moment, enjoy the fall, which is one of my favorite seasons. Thanksgiving is coming up. Be grateful for that, and then just move on for Christmas. You have a full month, you can start December 1st, you can start after Thanksgiving, not after Halloween. That's my pull-out.

Speaker 1

Can I do you want comments or do you want to move on? Yeah, well, you have a big section, so well, I was just gonna say, like, I'm gonna have a pull it out in around Christmas time when I say put the Halloween decorations away. Because I cannot stand, like we're in December and people still have their Halloween decorations.

Speaker 3

That's a problem.

Speaker 1

But I will also say in Michigan, it's not true in every state. Uh putting up your Christmas decorations at this time of year, it is a lot better than doing it in the freezing cold. So, like, you don't have to turn the lights on. You don't have to turn the lights on. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

But don't put that.

Speaker 1

Don't what?

Speaker 2

Don't put don't put any Christmas decorations. I don't want to see your Christmas tree until after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I agree. But there's a lot of people who are so into it.

Speaker 1

Some people have their Christmas tree up all year. Yeah, yes, it's too much. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah. It's a thing. Hold out.

Speaker 3

Well, I will go with my slip it in, and it's a little bit of a Marcus Mumford shout out. So I was reminded again at the Mumford and Sons concert how much men can just wear a simple white T with jeans and look fabulous.

Speaker 1

You get a heart on for it?

Speaker 3

No, I just I'm a it just men in a white t-shirt and jeans is like just the white.

Speaker 2

Not like a button-up. No, a white t-shirt and jeans.

Speaker 3

It's a classic look. And honestly, most men, if they just wear that, it's like this effortlessly casual, but sexy, but easygoing look. And it's just like perfect.

Speaker 1

Paints paints her.

Speaker 3

Well, I don't, I'm not even qualifying the type of t-shirt. So is your slip it in the look men in a white t-shirt and jeans.

Speaker 1

Yeah. Yeah. That is the best one I've ever heard from you. I ever forget about it. I agree 100%.

Speaker 3

Here is Marcus Mumfer. He took off his Lions jersey and he had a white and he's looking real good. I do. He looks better than he ever has. He's been on a GLP one or something. He is super thin. He looks so hot. White t-shirt, GLP one redding.

Speaker

Yes.

Speaker 3

So he looks so good. Not that he doesn't normally, but like, I'm like, oh my God. And I'm like, this white t-shirt and jeans. And then like putting it.

Speaker 1

Did he have a little bit of a boot on? A boot?

Speaker 3

Like a I can't. I don't know. I didn't look at his feet. I was looking at other things.

Speaker 1

What did you want to bite? Did you want to be a certified biter at this moment?

Speaker 2

Or Marcus was like $10,000 if you wipe.

Speaker 3

Would you wipe that for $10? I will do a bite massage on Marcus Mumps for zero dollars. Oh, how much for a wipe? No. Like that, you gotta be like married. Like there's what?

Speaker 1

You gotta be married.

Speaker 3

Well, meaning like if that's like your husband who's had a catastrophic disease.

Speaker 1

We don't play those games. We're not here for what ifs. Okay, we'll pull it out.

Speaker 3

My pull it out. Him getting off your bat. Stop. My pull it out is Lasership. I don't know if you've ever encountered this company called Lasership.

Speaker 2

I've only encountered the second company that you put in.

Speaker 3

Another one that you couldn't return something. No, no. Lasership. I've only had them come, I'm only come across them three times, and all three times. I've just ordered from someone I normally order from Amazon, Fanatics, Nordstrom. And I don't get my delivery. Now with Nordstrom, I'm supposed to have like priority like two-day shipping because of my status with them. Them through LaserShip, it's the first time I've ever encountered it with Nordstrom. And every day I kept getting text updates. Oh, it'll be delivered tomorrow. It'll be delivered tomorrow. They're like a UPS or a FedEx. Oh. Well, there's your problem.

Speaker 2

That is, yeah.

Speaker 3

I don't pick them.

Speaker 2

Oh, Nordstrom. Three times you can't do it. Nordstrom. No, Nordstrom don't.

Speaker 3

The company I'm buying from is using them as a shipper.

Speaker 2

Oh.

Speaker 3

So this happened with some items I ordered from Nordstrom. I ordered many items in one order.

Speaker

Yeah.

Speaker 3

Several items came through Laser Ship. The other came through UPS or FedEx, got my deliveries in two days. LaserShip, a week and a half. Every day it's supposed to be delivered, supposed to be delivered. And then all of a sudden, and you would the updates would show up in the tracking every night at 1131. All of a sudden, one night, 1131, your package has been delivered.

Speaker

Uh-oh.

Speaker 3

I look outside, it is not delivered. There is no package there. It was a bold-faced lie. So the next morning I call, it says if you have problems with your order, call this number. I called. It was Nordstrom Customer Service. I'm like, I didn't get this. They're like, oh yeah, we don't see a picture of that your items were delivered. And I'm like, yeah, it's from Lasership. And let me tell you, I think they're lying to you. I don't think they delivered it ever. Every day at 1131, they're saying it would be delivered the next day until last night, all of a sudden it said delivered. And I said, I don't think you should use LaserShip ever, ever again. I think they said, We'll pass on your information and they immediately refunded me.

Speaker 1

I think we need a new segment called Companies on Blast.

Speaker 3

That's my poll.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that is a pull-up as long.

Speaker 3

That was my third experience.

Speaker 1

JJ and I just sat here and we're like, she needs this moment. She needs to let this.

Speaker 3

That's my third experience with that company. And every time I never received my up with Nordstromson. No, they use no. This was an off. No, they use normally they normally use UPS.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna go with my slip it in. Okay. My dad is of a certain age. He has never in his entire life listened to a podcast. His birthday was last week. He felt my sister and I were feeling like he might be a little bit like lonely on his birthday because it fell through the week and we had the family came over the weekend at blah blah blah blah blah. And then I said, Well, maybe I can send him like a quote unquote another gift and give him a link to my podcast and have him listen to it. And by my podcast, I mean our podcast. And so I did, and then I heard crickets. And then dad, I'm like, have you listened to the podcast? I'm very busy, he says. And then he did he okay. All right, fine, dad. Busy. Busy busy. He goes, I'm gonna listen to I listened to half of it. I'll listen to the other half tomorrow. He did, I got a text message, verbatim. Here it is. I listened to the entire podcast. It's different.

Speaker 2

I can hear him say that.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it offers a little humor. I would say more than a little insights. I found it interesting. And then he has, I don't know if this is intentional or not. He has the raising eyebrow emoji after it. I like it. He might have meant to do this smile, but it was more of a flinch a little bit. Like a little bit like not sure. But like I love it. Yeah. For me, I had a text message one time from my grandma, who bless her heart is gone. But she, I got one text message in her entire life because it was a new thing, and it said, Your aunt is forcing me to send this to you. I hope you get it. And that's the only text message I ever got. But like this is like the only podcast I think he's ever listened to, and it it's special to me. All right. My pull it out is we all know about the government shutdown and the flights and everything. My pull it out are is privileged people who are now booking multiple flights to ensure they get from a destination A to B. I'm sorry, Gail King, I'm calling you out. On the CBS early morning show today, she was like, I'm going to the West Coast this weekend, and I have three flights booked in case one of them doesn't make it. And I'm just like, you know what? Like, you're not the average American person. Like, we can't afford to book three flights because you're not getting a refund on the other two flights if you make the first flight.

unknown

Uh-oh.

Speaker 1

Go ahead. You got a comment?

Speaker 3

I have a huge comment.

Speaker 1

Okay. But and I just feel like, you know, like good for you that you can book those, but even by booking them, you're temporarily taking a seat from somebody else.

Speaker 3

And it's just like I it's well, that's what the administration is telling people to do.

Speaker 1

I agree. Frontier no, Frontier, no, Frontier Airlines president said it, and Frontier of all people, like you are my second.

Speaker 3

Sean Duffy, the transportation secretary, told people if you want to get where you're going, you should book other flights on other airlines to ensure you have backups. Okay, correct. Period.

Speaker 1

Correct. Is that every average American can just do that? No. The government tells us a lot of things we shouldn't listen to. I'm just saying, like, I don't like it. You're privileged booking three.

Speaker 3

Well, we don't like to get political, but here's the thing Sean Duffy in the White House, get in the office and start talking to the Democrats and get a deal done. Every elected official should be working, and they're not. Sorry, you brought up a political topic.

Speaker 1

Okay. So after my slip it in and pull it out, I have a new one I'm gonna put out there. It's called a leave it in. You can slip it in, you can pull it out, or you can leave it in. My leave it in is a peacock. I don't know what's happening, but I'm sharing a I'm sharing a subscription with JJ.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Right? And JJ, if you don't know, he is Spanish. Surprise. Surprise! And I'm watching Peacock on his license. I'm probably gonna get kicked off. And I'm just like every other commercial is Spanish. And I am like, I'm a I love it in the sense of like, okay, I mean like I'm open to it, and I'm under JJ's account. But you have your own profile, but I do have my own profile, and I'm thinking, because JJ does watch a lot of Spanish programs on Netflix, and I'm like, I texted JJ, we were talking about something, and I'm like, how much Spanish TV are you watching on Peacock? None because I thought it was changing none. I thought it was changing, hold on. I thought it was changing my algorithm. No, I agree. And when he said none, and I'm like, well, then I have a serious problem with this because I feel like they are uh um like maybe because of my name, they're buying no, or they're buying no based on his name, which analytics from people on here it's JJ, but like that, but it's a Spanish name, and I feel like they are targeting advertising based on somebody's name for the middle and left. And I'm like targeting, so I'm leaving it in because the jury's out. I'm not quite sure what Peacock is up to, but it's a leave it in.

Speaker 3

That's very interesting. It is very interesting. When we first got Netflix, the doctor was watching narcos all the time. So under his profile, all he had was Spanish stuff. He got nothing, and I'd be like, Oh, there's this new rom com. Let's watch it. He's like, This doesn't show up in my feed, and I'm like, Well, it's because you're watching all the narco. So, but to your point, it's interesting that JJ is not watching any Spanish on Peacock and I and you're getting flooded.

Speaker 1

I have a second profile and I'm not watching it. Correct. So your profile shouldn't have any Spanish ads. That's why it's not a slip it in or pull it out to leave it in. Because I like the commercials because I'm open to it. And I thought, well, that's it. Well, do you even understand what they're saying? No. Well, well, I have the but I'm like, I'm okay with it because my best friend is Spanish, and I love that. But when he told me he's not watching any, I'm like, well, this is different. Now all of a sudden I went from this is positive. Like, I love that you're watching all this Spanish content to no, I'm watching none. So you see where I'm at to leave it in 100%. It's a leave it in.

Speaker 3

I want this investigation to continue because it has perked my interest. Okay, great. And on that note, I think we're yeah, I take us home. I think it's time to call it a night. So until next time, check out our Linktree at Slip It In Podcast or reach out to us with anything and everything. You can always call us, leave voicemails 313-444-9004. You can slip into our DMs on Instagram, TikTok, X, and Facebook at Slip It In Podcast. And remember, whenever reaching out, we want to know your name and where you're from. Till next time.