Speaker 4: 0:03

Slipper tonight. It's time to play. We bring the spies to the work for your day. We slip it just for you.

Speaker 1: 0:21

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back slipping it in with you. I'm Vegan.

Speaker 3: 0:26

I am JJ.

Speaker 2: 0:28

And I am by myself, Matty.

Speaker 1: 0:32

Yes, that's it. I am in Puerto Rico, J2 right now.

Speaker 3: 0:38

Yay, for me.

Speaker 1: 0:39

Yes. We're gorgeous weather. It's about 85, 89 degrees.

Speaker 3: 0:47

It's been raining a little bit.

Speaker 1: 0:48

Yeah, it is. Oh God, I'm sorry.

Speaker: 0:53

Oh yeah. We are in lockdown. What?

Speaker 2: 0:59

We're in lockdown here in the Midwest and the East and the whole 50 states, pretty much. And I think our next episode, we'll probably need to reflect back on that. We'll see what's going to be in store. It's going to be a long weekend for a lot of people, but I'm glad that it's nice and that you guys are enjoying it. I wish I was there with you. Hope to see you both soon.

Speaker 1: 1:25

Well, we had we went out to dinner last night and we were like, let's just get a drink afterwards. And we were expecting a very quiet night, but it ended up being a little crazy. Those are the best.

Speaker 3: 1:39

Which I was actually really happy about because after dinner we were like, What should we do next? And I'm like, you know, something told me it's like, let's just go somewhere else around the condado area. Many of you know that area. Um and so we went to La Concha Hotel, which they have. I mean, Megan found I didn't even know that they have a very good um hotel bar, and we love a hotel bar.

Speaker 2: 2:02

Yes.

Speaker 1: 2:03

Oh yeah, Megan, specifically. Yes, you can never go wrong with a good hotel bar. And this hotel, La Concha Hotel, is a very kind of fancier upscale hotel in Kungado. So we went there. This hotel bar, they had a DJ going, it was happy. And there was like a family reunion or something happening with this whole family, and they um they were a black family, and they'd taken over like one half of the bar with all these couches and made them in a big circle, and they were literally having dance-ups, which I loved, and they were very good dancers.

Speaker 3: 2:43

Matty - grandma was there, Auntie was there, like it was it was so much fun. I would we actually had to turn our seats just to take a look at it. It was so great to see them. They were just a good blast.

Speaker 1: 2:58

Yeah, so we had our seats to face them. There was like a lot of double twerking going on. And then there was like a Tracy Morgan kind of looking uncle who was a good dancer, but he was like kind of doing joking dancing, like he kind of acted like he was the elephant man dancing around. Then I had noticed this really tall, thin, very attractive, very, very well-dressed man kind of walking around with bar. Then he goes over there, so he's part of this family. He is basically a professional dancer. He starts a dance off with his uncle, and it is so great.

Speaker 3: 3:37

Matty, it was like back to like, so you think you can dance? Yes, it was so good.

Speaker 1: 3:42

In the hotel. And the Tracy Morgan uncle, he wants to shut this dance off down. He jumps on the table and is trying to do Michael moves on the table to shut the dance off down. This younger guy who's a professional dancer, he just went crazy and it was like amazing. So then all of a sudden, this guy walks by who's got on these tight, tight shorts, and I see him kind of give a look to the guy he cast by, and I'm like, ooh, I think this guy is on JJ's radar. Like they're on the same team. So that guy sits at the bar.

Speaker 3: 4:20

Meaning gay.

Speaker 1: 4:21

Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2: 4:23

Not Puerto Rican or like all that, like so I when you say on his radar, that to me suggests that JJ is tracking him. Whereas I think what you meant to say is he's one of JJ's, like he's in JJ's family. He's teenaging.

unknown: 4:44

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 4:45

Also, Matty, to your point, it when she says JJ's radar, it's pretty much just Megan's radar.

Speaker 1: 4:51

I was not even like that's what I'm saying. Uh no, I made the comment and I said, Do you see that guy with the short? And he said, Yes, we have seen him.

Speaker 2: 4:59

But it was all I'm trying to do here is for the fans, JJ and I speak Megan. And we know we're just trying to give some context.

Speaker 3: 5:11

Thank you, Matty.

Speaker 2: 5:12

Go ahead.

Speaker 1: 5:14

So then the chairs open next to this guy. So I'm like, let's go sit by him. So we get over there, and JJ's trying to like have me sit next to him. I'm like, no, you sit there.

Speaker 3: 5:24

And then I had an agenda.

Speaker 1: 5:26

I pushed his chair closer to the guy. No sooner did we sit down than he is in a trance in a combo with JJ. Immediately. Me out. I was sitting there by myself, trying to overhear what was going down. Yeah, and sending me side texts because I was getting.

Speaker 2: 5:44

So it was like I was in the room, but I was only getting one side.

Speaker 1: 5:49

Well, this man, whose name is David, was basically an Anna Delvey wannabe. 100%.

Speaker 2: 5:56

Anna Delvey. Maybe gives like that's the girl that socialite in New York City that pretended to have all this wealth, right? Just to climb the social ladder. Okay. Yes.

Speaker 3: 6:08

Well, he immediately started talking about money and the money that he's got. He was he's here supposedly in a conference. He does finances, um, he worked for the Wall Street or something like that. He lived in New York in a big penthouse. This is all he's telling me. He's now living in Fort Lauderdale. When he said, Yeah, I was gonna say, like, so when he said um move to New York to Fort Lauderdale, I'm like, there's a lot of gates in Fort Lauderdale. So maybe me and Mighty Ryan.

Speaker 2: 6:38

Yep, put a check in the box for now. Put a check in the box.

Speaker 1: 6:42

But it's crazy because we know everything about him, supposedly. Like he used to be a drug-addicted Wall Street broker making $550. His words. Yeah, yeah. Sharp right turn, last turn, I guess. Now he's in Fort Lauderdale making $250 a year, but he has programmed all his shit that he does, so he only works like 10 hours a week.

Speaker 3: 7:06

And I didn't clock this, uh Matty, but he then went into talking about his family being in Savannah, which it kind of brought me back to this, you know, we had a trip in Savannah. We actually had an episode here, uh early episode that we talked about uh trip in Savannah. So I started talking about Savannah and how we, you know, we're all there, and our friend that lives in Savannah, uh, then he's talking about like, oh yeah, like my family is like very well known in Savannah. Um my uncle um used to be a mayor here. Uh my dad has like a bit a lot of like um decorated like medals, and he's like always in parades, and he's been like a grand marshal things. Like he's talking about all things, and then he was like, But I hate when people talk about money. I'm like, You've been talking about money a whole time.

unknown: 7:56

Yeah.

Speaker 1: 7:57

Well, and then what's weird is he did he's just talking with JJ. I'm not a part of the Congo, I'm just trying to pick up what I can. So I was bored, so I started texting Matty and some other friends, just commentary from what I'm bringing up. And next thing I know, this David is showing JJ the picture of this old man who's got on a military outfit with literally like a hundred medals. And I'm like, oh, this is his dad or uncle. I'm like, oh, okay. And then he starts questioning us about our friend who lives in Savannah. Next thing I know, he wants his Facebook. I'm like, it's not on a Facebook. I'm like, but here's this lady. He took a picture, and I think he's using it because he's gonna start framing himself as well as our friend.

Speaker 3: 8:42

Well, he did say he was gonna put in his words. He's like, I'm gonna put in a good word for your friend, because there is a big Porsche community in Savannah, so that he can get in and um you know he can be welcome in the community and all that shenanigans.

Speaker 2: 8:57

But I have to say, coming on on my quick, I think he could also have taken that picture because he might be the next bar he goes into and he finds a gay with his little hag, he could present himself as Kyle.

Speaker 1: 9:12

That's true.

Speaker 2: 9:14

And he can say, I'm this and I'm that, and like he could be using that to like give false identity information. Um, so who knows? Kyle better watch it. You put his info right out there for photos.

Speaker 3: 9:28

When I'm when I'm having these conversations with this guy, I noticed that obviously Megan is reporting back to the group. Uh, but then her phone started twisting. And little did I know is that Matty is asking for pictures and evidence. And I immediately know that move because Matty, we've been in this situation multiple times. And she's just trying to, and I'm like, Megan, if you take a picture of myself like right now, and she's just trying to talk about the bartender and twisting the phone, and I'm like, this just take the fucking picture of my phone.

Speaker 2: 10:03

I got three, I got three good folks.

Speaker 1: 10:06

Okay. Yep, shorts and all. So you see, his outfit was not like all that fancy. So what's the TLVR on this? Did you go home with him?

Speaker 3: 10:15

No, he didn't.

Speaker 1: 10:16

No, because then he was all they were very touchy feely, the two of them. And then JJ went to the bathroom, and then I started talking to him, and then later when JJ came back, he's like, So what's your story? And I'm like, Oh, I'm in a long-term relationship. And then he starts talking all about diamonds, and then he's like grabbing my hand with like my ring, with the diamond fingers on it, or diamond brains on it. And he's like, What's up with these diamonds? And I'm like, These are nothing else. Travel jewelry.

Speaker 3: 10:45

I'm like, I'm into watches.

Speaker 2: 10:48

Travel jewelry. Last episode you said your new bracelet was not making the trip. So how funny that um yeah, that seems like a good good choice on your part.

Speaker 1: 11:00

And these rings were not fancy looking. It wasn't like they were big or super sparkly, so it's like weird that he was getting into them because something's gonna be.

Speaker 2: 11:07

Well, you don't know until you he doesn't know that they do make really good jewelry now that like the average person may not know if they're real or not. Okay, it's just weird he was into it.

Speaker 1: 11:17

And then the guy, so listen to this. The guy next to him, he was started talking to. And then he goes to J. He's like taking pictures of watches and getting his number. And then next thing we know, JJ says, Oh, he thinks the guy next to him is a fraudster because he said he thinks he told me this guy.

Speaker 3: 11:42

I s I'm suspicious that his watch is not original because I've been looking for this watch for the longest time, and it's very hard to get it.

Speaker 1: 11:52

Well, and then didn't he tell you he has like a four he has has like $400,000? And he can't even get on a list to buy this watch that the guy next to him has.

Speaker 2: 12:04

I do love a night like this where it takes an unexpected turn and then it turns into this story. And I'm gonna say this to you, you both, because I was not there. I feel like I watched two episodes, okay? And this is what I'll say. I watched one episode and fell asleep, and then I watched the second episode this morning. Episode one was told from Megan's point of view, and I got all these interesting facts. I woke up this morning to 34 text messages, and one by one, JJ had gone through and either confirmed or denied the claims Megan were making. And I'm like, I don't know what to believe, but I enjoyed it. So thank you for the entertainment.

Speaker 3: 12:46

And I close it, and I close it with I did have an aha moment this morning when I was like, wait a second, I was actually wait wearing my Savannah B Company hat. And this kind of behavior of people like that, they just picked up on everything. So I don't know what's going on with this guy.

Speaker 2: 13:05

Oh, I see what you're saying. That was his way in. He saw your hat and he's like, I'll say I'm from Savannah. Yeah, well, if you're a a uh what do they call those? Running a gift or a grifter. Grift. If you're a grifter, that's a good point for you there.

Speaker 1: 13:23

Yeah, exactly. I know that.

Speaker 2: 13:26

Not that I'm promoting it, but like if you're a grifter and you're looking for a way in, check out the hat.

Speaker 1: 13:30

Yeah. Well, he didn't ask for our numbers. Well, we're gonna go back tonight.

Speaker 2: 13:34

We'll see if we'll run. Okay, good.

Speaker 3: 13:37

Episode three. Episode three, man.

Speaker 2: 13:39

Oh yes. Oh my god, yes. I'll I'll I'll I'm gonna have him drink some wine for episode three, the finale. Okay. Um, you know, I think that you guys put yourself in an interesting, entertaining situation could be a slightly risky if you had gone up to this penthouse.

Speaker 1: 14:01

JJ said in the JJ said in the when we left and we're getting an over, he's like, I just feel like had I said oil on a maybe like mess around with this boy or something, I don't know if I would have survived it.

Speaker 3: 14:17

I didn't see that I would have messed up with this.

Speaker 1: 14:19

Well, no, you said I made the choice to like. This is the difference between upgrading and out too. No, it's true. I just want to say, I am really you're getting chill. Like he had weird vibes getting in the Uber.

unknown: 14:32

Okay.

Speaker 2: 14:33

All right. Well, you too, you two can work it all out. I feel like you are having real potential safety alerts for that are perfect for Puerto Rico because you guys are attracting each other because of your short shorts and your tanks and your this and the one I am a PSA suitable for those here in Michigan. I got this sent to me by a fan literally moments before we were recording today. And I was laughing so hard. I'm like, oh, 10 two minutes before the pot. I don't care. I'm bringing it in. I'm gonna read you a bit of this post. Um, it is from Macomb Breaking News. Macomb is a county with Michigan. Okay, a Roseville man was rescued Friday morning after becoming stuck to a porta-potty seat during sub-zero temperatures. And the incident he says began when he accidentally sat in someone else's urine. Quote, I had to go so badly that I just pulled down my pants and sat down. At first, I thought it was just my butt sweat. But after a minute, I realized I had actually sat in someone else's pee. I panicked and tried to get up, but my skin was frozen to the sea.

Speaker 1: 15:59

I can't. And I don't know that urine on the seat would make you where you couldn't get up. That sounds suspicious. I know it's that cold, but something seems a little bit more.

Speaker 2: 16:13

When you say suspicious, like in what regard you think he wanted the embarrassment of there's more to this. I'm gonna give you a little more detail.

Speaker 1: 16:23

I don't think it was just frozen pee.

Speaker 3: 16:27

Oh well, I kind of agree with Megan. I don't know if P can actually freeze.

Speaker 1: 16:32

Well, if it was frozen, I think when you sat on it, your butt might melted a little, but I don't know that it was gel and like locky when you couldn't pull yourself off.

Speaker 2: 16:41

So it is something that is questionable, but I'm not gonna test it out. Okay.

Speaker 1: 16:46

All right.

Speaker 2: 16:48

Okay. So fortunately, another man of the Macomb had stopped by, and this is funny, in quotes, it says, to also drop some kids off at the pool. Oh god. And he heard someone screaming. There was nothing he could do, um, but he said um uh if he had been stung by a jellyfish, I might have peed on him, but this definitely called for some authorities. So emergency crews responded quickly, and EMS transported the man to a local hospital where surgeons performed a delicate three-hour procedure to remove the plastic seat.

Speaker 1: 17:33

What? So you're saying they like unlapse the seat and map and had him walk out? I'm not saying anything. I'm reading you the facts. I read the body out that everyone's making stops by.

Speaker 2: 17:47

I well, I don't know. There's just two guys that have made stops. One of them screaming. At what time of day? Well, there's a picture of him coming out of the urinal on a stretcher with a toilet seat under his butt and it's it's it's light out. Is this a car on the ice fish room? There, I no, I don't have you were gonna have to do some more research if you want to dive deeper. But here's the last segment coming from the doctors. The doctors explained that applying heat was not an option, as the combination of urine and freezing temperatures had caused the skin to adhere to the plastic. The patient suffered localized frostbite to the buttocks, but is expecting to make a full recovery, while officials reminded residents to exercise extreme caution when using outdoor facilities during the cold. Extreme cold.

Speaker 1: 18:52

I can't listen. I don't understand. It makes no sense.

Speaker 2: 18:57

I want to say for our listeners, McCall, this the company, the the news outlet that posted this is legit. So like I don't this isn't just like a random, like, oh, somebody's just making this up kind of a thing. So there's that. And I also will say that to your points at the upfront where you thought it was glue, I mean, they have the doctor on record stating that based on the urine freezing to the buttocks, they couldn't use heat. So to me, the doctor is validating the fact that it wasn't like Elmer's glue or something of that nature, it or cement glue, it was in fact urine.

Speaker 1: 19:39

So I I just I I can't. And like what? Did someone just pee on the whole seat? Like you I can see a few drops here and there, but like that's oh my god, really?

Speaker 2: 19:49

I see urinals, people are disgusting in there. And he said he had to pee. What I don't know is if he actually had to poo. Because he said I had to pee so bad I just Hold my pants down and sat down. He could have had to do both, but he was ready to come. I don't know. It could have been it's something suspicious. Yeah. Well, I think it's something, you know, if anybody wants, I just got this information, so it's coming hot off the press.

Speaker 3: 20:18

I appreciate it. I do have to say that.

Speaker 2: 20:23

I do have other, if I had more time, I might have done a follow-up research. But I encourage anybody to dive deeper into it. It's Macomb, um, Michigan. And I think if you probably Google McComb man get stuck to toilet seat, you're gonna find uh podcast gold content.

Speaker 3: 20:46

I do have to say just a lot last side note here is like I normally pee standing, but I know people that do pee men that have pee sitting down that they go they go to pee, but then sometimes when you're sitting down, it just gets triggers. I'm like, oh maybe, you know, since I'm peeing, maybe I can just be that's true.

Speaker 2: 21:07

All good points. All good points.

Speaker 1: 21:12

There's an Arctic blast, I believe, a very good safety commentary and safety PSA for everyone out there in these Arctic weather blasts.

Speaker 2: 21:21

Yeah, I love it. Yeah. So be weary of men that are trying to swoon you with their money and urine-covered toilet seats. That's what we are here to do.

Speaker: 21:38

Yeah, we've got your back.

Speaker 1: 21:40

We've got your back. Yeah, the more you know. Well, and along those same lines, I can tell you this Jack is back. Jack? Oh, the squirrel is back. My mom texted me the other morning, and she's like, I came down. I was like getting breakfast together, and all of a sudden, out comes this little squirrel from under the oven. Oh my god. And she like Frogger. He's a hundred percent a frogger. He is back. Then he ran back under the like oven when he saw her. And then what she noticed, she looked at the cat's food and it was all screwn about. So she's like, he's eating the cat's food. Because the cat's screwing his food around like that.

Speaker 2: 22:26

Yeah. Oh my god. I told you guys in the last, or you, Megan, in the last episode, like when you were like, Well, then he left and it was good. And I was like, Well, Megan, where there's one, there's more, or where there's a hole and plugged, he's coming back.

Speaker 1: 22:41

And here we are, Jack's back. And we think it's a baby squirrel. And then my mom was reminded about a month ago, she went down into the basement and went to the bathroom, they have a uh bathroom in the basement and went in there, and in the toilet was a dead squirrel. I think that might have been a mama squirrel. That's weirder than urine on a toilet team. Exactly. Who finds a dead squirrel in the toilet?

Speaker 2: 23:10

Well, might be in the world. So here I had an image of like this lazy mama squirrel sitting in her little under the stove moment and sending baby squirrel out for cat food. Like, you go out there and you leave me alone. You bring back three morsels of cat food. Your brother went out, never your brother went out, never came back. I. In the toilet.

Speaker 1: 23:37

Well, yeah, who knows? It's the mom, it's the brother, who knows? But now my mom's like, I think we need the next ferment. I think it's I think it's time. I think it's time. The cat is not doing his job. He is just um the advice.

Speaker 2: 23:53

I would say, mom, you gotta plug the squirrel holes holes and in the home under the seal.

Speaker 3: 24:01

I love that you say that, many, because I'm asking, I'm gonna ask you guys for an advice just to Oh, you have a squirrel issue?

Speaker 2: 24:08

I'm here. I've got to know.

Speaker 3: 24:10

No. Nothing about Jack, but I I'm gonna I'm gonna pull out a thought and I'm gonna slip in some advice from you in my system. Um because I have I have a conflict in my head. Uh, and I think it was you, Matty, that you introduced like this advice moment uh before, and I just think that you being my friends and almost family, I think that you should uh listen to this and then get me uh your advice. Um my sister and my.

Speaker 2: 24:40

You guys gave me dating advice last time. Oh, that's right. Which I yeah. Which I uh will talk about in the future out. Yeah. Because I got some good advice from you guys. So I'm glad you're bringing it back. I'm glad you're bringing it back.

Speaker 3: 24:54

I'm bringing it back. I'm bringing it back. Um, so me and my sister, my little sister, we're very, very, very, very close. And uh, I think I've mentioned here before that I actually came in uh earlier to Puerto Rico uh because of her wedding, uh her unexpected last minute um lesbian wedding. Um so and at this point, I think that I've met with the wife twice. And I I gotta say, the last time I actually was with them, it was on my sister's birthday. So I went to the wedding and now I'm together with them and their birthday. And I think I am a little bit conflicted because I was not part of the whole wedding planning and things like that, and I find myself being very distant with the wife, and I think like intentionally, I think that I'm doing it on purpose, and I'm like on my head, it's like, am I a little jealous that I'm like I was supposed to be the first, like the gay of the family getting the big wedding, and my sister's getting the wedding.

Speaker 2: 25:57

Um, this is interesting, yeah.

Speaker 3: 26:00

And I'm like, I was not prepared for this lesbian situation, and I'm like, I I I had now I'm not the spotlight kind of thing. Um, so I don't know, like I can see me being a little bit distant with her, and I don't know how I can just bridge that gap, to be honest, and I kind of kind of being a little bit vulnerable with you guys. And even the any listeners that are out there that have or have any advice or any have experienced something similar to this, have heard of it, uh, I welcome it. So, any thoughts?

Speaker 1: 26:36

Yeah, I do because every time I ask you about all the sister's wife, and uh you always are like, oh, very lackluster. And I think that you are not being very welcoming. And so she's the one coming in, and you're the brother. I think you have to be a little more welcoming and bringing her in and trying to talk to her rather than being standoffish.

Speaker 3: 27:02

Yeah. And I'm usually very welcoming and friendly, but I can notice that I'm very distant.

Speaker 1: 27:08

And I'm sure she's taking it up.

Speaker 2: 27:10

I will say this. I would say your issue is not with her. I think the issue is with your sister, and I think what you're feeling is completely normal. I think uh anyone would feel it. You've had your whole life uh a relationship with your sister, and now all of a sudden she, her relationship, her primary relationship is to her partner. And to the point you made about feeling a little bit like a last-minute inclusion in the wedding, and maybe you were making sacrifices to like fly there and be there and do what she wanted to do. That is all something that maybe you want to have a conversation with your sister about. And I think that will naturally kind of lead to fostering a relationship with her partner. But I think you're I think the issue for me is from an outsider looking in is like she came out of nowhere, right? And like you were surprised with so many things. And I think if you can better understand their journey, then it'll help parlay into um an opportunity to you to maybe make that connection with her partner.

Speaker 3: 28:31

You both are very right. And I as you as I'm listening to you both, I feel like this is kind of like the perfect scenario that I can just hang out with my lesbian sister and her s her wife, and like, you know, and maybe even give her some advice as I've been in this journey before them, uh, more than anything else. So thank you for slipping your advice here for me, you guys. I love that.

Speaker 1: 28:54

Well, and I will also add, like, you were you walked her down the aisle. That's a pretty big role in the wedding. So you act like you weren't, you weren't maybe part of the planning, but you had a very like proprietary role in the wedding. So to me, that says a lot.

Speaker 3: 29:11

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Thank you.

Speaker 2: 29:13

Well, that could also be a good way to carve out a moment with her where you can have a genuine interaction with her to be like, you know, like you could even approach it like what a special moment for me to be able to walk my sister's partner down the aisle, especially given like we were basically just meeting kind of for the first time and establishing uh our partnership. And then that could open a door to just a natural conversation because you have it's almost like typically you have this building of a relationship and high moments and significant moments. Yours it flipped the script. You have this significant high moment with someone you don't have a relationship with, so it's kind of like you have to do it in reverse.

Speaker 3: 29:58

It did, it did. You are still right, you're still right. Thank you guys.

Speaker 1: 30:03

Well, there's always some type of conflict in family. Yeah, it's never easy.

Speaker 3: 30:07

And if the slippers know anything, it could be worse.

Speaker 2: 30:10

Yeah. I mean, did you watch? Oh sorry, I was just gonna say, did you watch the second Salt Lake City reunion?

Speaker 3: 30:18

Almost the whole talk about drama.

Speaker 1: 30:20

Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's a family of housewives, and that family is really so. Did you guys watch it? Yeah, did you watch it? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2: 30:30

I didn't mean to like pivot so quickly. You want to call to action for the slippers? I know they probably, as an outsider, would have some advice too. So yeah.

Speaker 3: 30:41

But I'm ready to salt like CD. I want to hear what you said.

Speaker 2: 30:45

Okay. I hated that. FYI. I wanted to midway through it, just and we could talk about specifics if you want, but I wanted to just shut it off. And I get why Andy walked off. I know everyone, like we were making assumptions in the beginning, like, oh, it seems very performative, which I agreed with at the time, but watching it, I think I would have walked away too. Like they just would not stop arguing and talking over each other. And I just like, why am I watching this? This is not this is not good for me.

Speaker 3: 31:17

And and Lisa Barlow, which I typically I'm a fan of, um I mean, she just doesn't listen. Uh and and to the point of some of the other housewives, she kind of seems a little bit delusional. Like she lives in this world that she just kind of knows these people, and like she's hanging, she's has she has a different life than anybody else. I it's just like so out of you, it's just like too much.

Speaker 1: 31:43

Well, I think 100% she needs to be hired because she doesn't add enough to the show, in my opinion. And all she does is fights with everyone, and when she fights, the other people they'll listen to the other people and hear what they have to say, but she'll never stop talking to hear what anyone says, and that's why it got to the craziness it did when Angie walked off, because she wouldn't stop talking or listen to what I'm saying. Well, then we're all going at it.

Speaker 2: 32:12

Yeah. My favorite when what my favorite was when Heather, I think, said whispered to um whoever was sitting next to her, but like she's like, Why is she Angie? Why is she not moving? Like, and they did just Lisa, and she's standing there, sitting there like she is like a mannequin. And it's like, oh my god, she she gave me Annabelle creeps right then and there.

Speaker 3: 32:41

I wasn't a big uh fan of Heather this season, but sometimes some of her comments, I'm like, that's exactly what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 1: 32:49

Well, Heather is my 100% favorite of the show, so yeah. I think the show would be lacking with Alfred because she always has a funny little comment to throw out.

unknown: 32:58

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 32:59

And then Lisa with the whole like Ben Affleck thing. And then I I love with Riot and I love how Andy. Andy is he is shady. He is so shady. So let me see the picture. Right. Yeah. It's 10 years old, but you know, well again, he's like he's like, well, it's true.

Speaker 2: 33:18

Here she is with Ben. Might be might be 10 years old, but here she is.

Speaker 1: 33:23

Yeah, exactly. So for anyone who wasn't watching, this Lisa Barlow did not go on one of the cast trips because she said, I'm gonna be with the link in Ben. I am I live this big life, and you don't know how my life is, it's so different from yours, which pissed off all the other housewives. So then they got brought up at the reunion, and she all she could show was this like 10, 15-year-old picture of her again. What it was like, probably from when he first did his like first movie.

Speaker 2: 33:56

So then she was acting like it was a current well, she wasn't saying anything. But the assumption is you are using this as the reason you didn't show up to something like a year ago, and you're showing a picture from 1997. Yeah.

Speaker 3: 34:11

Well, she literally said, Well, here I am. Sometimes I hear with like Ben and Blake.

Speaker 2: 34:16

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, and it and it looks like Ben just won the the Oscar for the Goodwill hunting. Yeah. I mean, that's how all of this works.

Speaker 1: 34:24

It was well, and then I don't know if you guys have seen this video going around. I think it was an entertainment tonight reporter who was interviewing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon about their new. Oh, I saw this. Yeah, it's the funniest thing ever. So funny asked Ben Affleck about Lisa Barlow. And Ben Affleck just is like a fear and headlight because he's like, I don't know who this person is, but I I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know her. I've never met her. I don't think, but maybe I have, I don't know. And then Matt, you can just like they're like old school friendship.

Speaker 3: 34:57

Matt Matt was the best part. Yeah.

Speaker 1: 34:58

He's like, oh, well, maybe you've met her like Sunday. Like you don't need to meet a ton of people, like, yeah, you could have met her. You maybe it was Sundance. And Ben's like, well, yeah, could be Sunday. Nine years to go. I was telling her in like nine was one year.

Speaker 2: 35:11

Matt was playing his PR agent right at that time.

Speaker 1: 35:14

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 35:14

Like, here's well, why don't we consider the fact that maybe you cross paths with her at Sundance? Yeah. And then Ben was like, Yeah, I don't want to get this housewife in trouble, or whoever she whoever she is, or something like that. They were very I loved it. I I thought they handled it well. And versus like, I don't know who this woman is.

unknown: 35:34

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 35:35

You know, they were very, they were very gracious.

Speaker 1: 35:38

If you haven't seen it, you should google and watch it because it's really funny. And the recorder finally ends it with, like, well, when was the last time you were in Utah? And he's like, Well, like probably 15 years ago.

Speaker 3: 35:51

Since we mentioned Ben and Matt, do you guys uh do you guys get the chance to uh see the nominations for the Oscars? Any thoughts?

Speaker 1: 36:00

I did. Hi. I haven't loved the movies this year. So I'm in the here's the thing.

Speaker 2: 36:09

JJ and I have this thing every year too, where the you know the movies start to get buzzed, and then the Golden Globes nominations come out, and then other award shows. And we typically have tried to see most of the shows that are getting nominated, and it's a cool thing because in the winter we go to the actual theater, although more and more they're coming out on streaming first, but whatever. And I just I'm with you, Megan, in that like nothing was ever nothing grabbed me like I want to see all these movies. I've seen a couple and they're okay, but yeah, I mean there were some snubs, and I'll still watch the show. But I don't really like Tone and O'Brien either. Sorry, Coleman.

Speaker 3: 36:49

Oops. I'm not a big, I'm not a big fan, not at all. Um I do want to say that I there's two movies I haven't watched yet. Hamnet, I want to watch. Uh because I've seen and I've heard many great things about it. And the Matty, the the the the Timothy Chalamin movie was at Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2: 37:10

Marty Marty Marty Supreme.

Speaker 3: 37:12

I want to watch that one.

Speaker 2: 37:13

I want to see that. I do want to see that one. And I've seen one battle after another. Um and I know people are either love it or hate it. I will the one advice I give to listeners, if they're gonna go down the path, it's two hours and 40 minutes, I think. I watched it like it was a limited series.

Speaker 3: 37:33

So I watched do that 30 to 45 minute segments.

Speaker 2: 37:38

I know a lot of people don't like to watch movies like that, but if you're watching it by yourself, like why not? Shut it off after 30, 40 minutes. It's there for you, you know, to resume. I did it when I was working out and I enjoyed it. Whereas I know Megan and our other friend did it like full thing and they didn't like it. And I I kind of had that thought in my head. I think if I experienced it like they they experienced it, I would have liked it less. So pro tip.

Speaker 1: 38:04

Yeah, pro tip, but I don't know why it's winning everything. When everything in the golden globes, and I'm hoping it doesn't matter. Sinners.

Speaker 2: 38:11

Sinners is uh the most competitions ever. So I'm watching that the same way. I'm watching that like a moment serious. It's all the trend. Everyone's doing it. Get on board.

Speaker 3: 38:22

Okay, 100%.

Speaker 2: 38:23

We'll see. I have something else. I do have something else to get you guys on board.

Speaker 1: 38:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2: 38:30

Yeah. This is so this is what partly what I was doing last night. Not as fun and um like headline making, but um, this thing that I simply cannot get enough of right now and is my obsession, is my secret addiction. It's a TV show. Do you do you know?

Speaker 1: 38:50

Yeah, I think my friend produces it.

Speaker 2: 38:54

Really?

Speaker 1: 38:55

Yes, 100%. Yeah, no, just then. Yeah. Yeah. Because she had been sending stuff out about casting for it. So that's well, she's truly our friend.

Speaker 2: 39:08

We need to bring her on the pot and have a discussion about my second addiction. There are some stories in here that we, I think, as a group have talked about before, but I because it's seven seasons in. And I so like it's been around for a while, so there's some that have gotten a lot, have made the rounds. One is the woman that ate her husband's at hashes. Do you remember? Do you remember? So she went around and she with his urn and she'd do like fun dip. She'd stick her finger in until she consumed her whole husband. And another one was a woman who would eat her entire sofa. She'd eat her sofa with the little pieces of foam.

unknown: 39:54

All right.

Speaker 2: 39:55

Well, those were probably season one and two. So I started my journey in seven. And seven, the most recent episodes. And I just I'm going to give you some headline stories. Typically, the episode has like one or well, no, sorry, two or three stories that they put in. I think it's like 40 minutes. I'm watching it on HBO Max, but again, it's a TLC show produced, but it's coming through. Okay. So in like the love department, there is somebody that has a romantic relationship with their car. And then also, Megan, you're gonna love this one. A sexual and emotional. No, I said sexual. It's really more emotional. They said they haven't got to a sexual one uh relationship yet with his inflatable pool toys.

Speaker 1: 40:44

Oh my god. I yeah.

Speaker 3: 40:48

Megan has a connection with those.

Speaker 2: 40:50

There was there was a time in our life where I had an annual pool party and Megan went crazy with inflatables. I have photos of 50 inflatables in my pool. Okay, well, uh there is a segment where this boy turns to his cousin and says, I have to tell you something. He goes, You know these inflatables that I have? And he's like, Yeah, he goes, I am an emotional relate. I'm in an emotional relationship with 15 inflatables.

Speaker 3: 41:22

15?

Speaker 1: 41:23

They're understand it.

Speaker 2: 41:25

So Matty, he's in a poly. Yeah, well, and then some. I think he's in like, I think it's a cult, although the inflatables don't know it. He has a favorite one. He has a favorite one. He kisses it, he pets it, he caresses it, he talks to them. Okay, I don't want to spend too much time because I got to get some more stuff out. From an eating standpoint, there's a woman on there, she just loves to eat toilet paper. She eats two rolls a day, and she will eat it out in public. She's getting her hair done, and she's breaking off pieces of toilet paper, and she's just eating them, and she says that like there's a certain brand in a certain ply that tastes just like cotton candy, and she can't get enough. There's another woman who eats her cat's cat hair, and she licks the cat like a mom like a mama cat would. And another, yeah. And then from a drinking standpoint, there's um a couple that drinks their own urine, and another lady that can't get enough of drinking gasoline. Okay. Whoops. The two, yes, I know. This is craziness. Here's the two that I just and I don't know what to do with it. Yeah. I'm gonna the first one is this woman loves to do semen facials. Have you heard of semen facials? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3: 42:47

Like semen as in male semen's facial facials?

Speaker 1: 42:52

It's sparch. Yeah. It's semen from spirch.

Speaker 2: 42:56

Correct.

Speaker 1: 42:57

So she has like fish.

Speaker 2: 43:00

No, she's in a partner relationship. She requires her man to like jack, jack off twice a day, unless they have sex.

Speaker 3: 43:12

That is called facial, though.

Speaker 2: 43:14

And they collect, right. They she collects it, and he's on a schedule, and then she does a full facial. And she requires him to eat certain foods so that they'll nutrient carry through his semen. Here's my she also collects it and puts it in a little spray bottle so that she can do spray facials. Now get this. She brings her friend over, she gets an ice cube tray out of the freezer, and she goes, Would you like to try one of my noobs? And she says, What's a noob? She goes, It's frozen semen ice cubes. She's like, you know, like you know how you got a nut? Like, nut is like jacket, like nut is another word for semen. Like he nutted. So she's coined the phrase noobs because they're not tubes. Right. She ganks up and she rubs them all over her face. So at this point, the friend, the friend is like, this is not normal. Yeah. And what I will say that I love about the show is they set it, they don't just, it's not meant to make fun of these people. These people, like some of them are serious conditions.

Speaker 3: 44:24

So they talk about it's mental.

Speaker 2: 44:26

They talk, right. They talk about what it is the issue is. Then usually there's an intervention type thing, and then a medical person's brought in at the end to give some, you know, advice. So I do like that about it. The other one, and then wrap this up. You guys should watch the show. Do you know what vabbing is?

Speaker 3: 44:48

No, I don't.

Speaker 2: 44:50

V-A-B-B-I-N-G. It's vaginal dabbing.

Speaker 3: 44:55

So this girl, this girl, uh Erica Jane.

Speaker 2: 45:00

This girl is sticking her, inserting her two fingers into her vagina and taking what she gets and putting it on her neck and on and on her on her wrist because in her mind, the pheromones are going to attract a male. You have to watch the app. She goes out on a date, she asks him to smell her wrists. She is sticking her fingers up her vagina 50 times a day.

Speaker 3: 45:25

And she tore the Ohio Secret Fingering Claw. Oh my God, she should.

Speaker 2: 45:36

She started to tear her vagina. So now she's using um she's using oil, um, coconut oil, so that it's less dangerous for her. But she's also collecting her secretions for spray bottle pheromones as well.

Speaker 3: 45:50

Oh my god.

Speaker 2: 45:51

So vabbing is new to me. I want to know if we've got any vabbers out there. Can we bring you right on the show? We meet her on the show. That is when I most that's my night last night. Well, oh my god. That is crazy. You gotta tune in. The stories are crazy. It's disgusting.

Speaker 3: 46:14

It's a lot.

Speaker 2: 46:15

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 46:15

It's a lot. And with that, let's just slip in some pull-ups. I agree.

Speaker 1: 46:21

We need to like, yeah. Let's do a two-finger space. I know. I'm gonna take this back to PG World.

Speaker 3: 46:29

Okay.

Speaker 1: 46:30

And I'm gonna give you my slip of it, which is something I do every year, and I love it. It is the HGTV Dream Home Sweet Space. Okay. So it starts in December and goes until February 13th, right before Valentine's Day. And every year, HGTV builds this amazing, beautiful dream home in some place in the US that's usually some type of a travel destination. I you can enter twice a day, every day from uh December to February 13th. I do my two times a day, not always every day, but try to. Still have a one.

Speaker 3: 47:15

I thought that it was the biggest slip of day, and I was like, and I got it.

Speaker 1: 47:19

So I have a one yet. This year is a beautiful home, a lakefront home in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Speaker 3: 47:25

All of you love that.

Speaker 1: 47:26

Yeah. Well, last year it was, I think, in South Carolina and Noble School. So that one I like better.

Speaker 2: 47:34

I'll take this one. Me dad. Can you tonight, if you see that guy again, tell him the story and see if he's like, oh, I've got a place in South Carolina.

Speaker 1: 47:44

I'll try it. Well, I've got some Savannah information now because he told you to be where his family live, which is his famous place, and I looked up who the people are who own it. Okay, so I've got some facts.

Speaker 2: 48:00

Okay, awesome. I love it. So yeah, well, let me know if you win the house because I will travel that. I'll make that truck. Oh, I'm sure you will.

Speaker 1: 48:10

You'll be there all the time. That's a replace to stay. Oh, yeah. I'll move there. It's not up for a move, but it'll be a short-term rental problem. I'll I'll find it. Oh wow. That's the last thing I need. I've already got a frog in my parents' house, which yeah. So my pull it out is rain. So as much as yes, as much as I'm out of this Arctic glass, I'm now in in Puerto Rico. And yesterday while JJ was working, I was trying to have a pool day. And every time I went out there, it started raining. Yeah. So I only got like maybe 30 minutes in the sun and had to like get back in because it started to rain.

Speaker 2: 48:55

And experience when I was there is that yeah, it would rain, but it would kind of just pass through, and I would just give it five, ten minutes, and it would kind of because it's out in the Caribbean.

Speaker 3: 49:06

You came in a little bit closer to like the summertime, summer months. Generally, like this, it's like their winter is rain. It's a Caribbean type.

Speaker 2: 49:16

So it's a different thing.

Speaker 1: 49:18

And it does not last long, I notice, but it's long enough and hard enough that you can't, I mean, just yeah.

Speaker 2: 49:31

Oh well, you said I'm gonna go with it.

Speaker 1: 49:34

But there you go, long enough. Well, you turned it around. But anyway, this is like my fourth vacation in a row where I had to.

Speaker 3: 49:42

Oh, that's so that I mean it's not as bad as today.

Speaker 1: 49:45

Well, no, but I you know, it created wrong. So with that.

Speaker 3: 49:50

Well, with that, I'm gonna go and transition into mine because my slip it in is Megan in Puerto Rico. Uh it's nice to see a familiar face here. I've been working, my days have been very, very intense. So I actually was looking forward to these days to see. Unfortunately, Matty was not able to come in, but Megan uh is here with us, uh with me. And uh um it's been great just to see her.

Speaker 2: 50:14

And sounds like you guys had a great first night. It's nice. I look forward to yeah, I look forward to tonight's festivities.

Speaker 3: 50:23

Yes, 100%. My pull it out loud shoeing. I can go with it. I've talked to Megan about this because I've experienced that with my close family members before. Um, but then I had a interaction with work and other, you know, people around me that they just love to shoot like very loud and it's the whole like I don't want to see what's going on in your mouth and the sounds that call out with that, it just creeps me out and it just tunes me out, it's it's just too much. And I've experienced that too too much for too long uh this past week. Too much for too long.

Speaker 2: 51:09

Can I ask you can I ask you a question? Do you think this is the same thing? Because what I can't stand is wet chewing.

Speaker 3: 51:17

Same.

Speaker: 51:18

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2: 51:19

We're talking about like I can't deal with it.

Speaker 3: 51:22

I can't, I cannot. It has pulled out for me 100%.

Speaker 2: 51:27

Same here. Yep. Okay. And speaking of things, I should pull out, somebody else should pull these down. I would say, and I think I've said this before, that I do not like it when people leave their Christmas decorations up till March, April-ish, right? But here's what I'll say Halloween shit is taking over Christmas shit. These people that went out and bought these ginormous skeletons that they put in their front yard, I don't think any of them thought about where do I put this after Halloween? How do I store this? And who's gonna help me take it down? So therefore, we are in coming up in February, and in my neighborhood alone, there are three that I can point to that have these giant skeletons in their yard, and I think they're gonna leave them up year-round. In fact, one did because every new holiday, she'd throw on a tiger or a tiger jersey, and then she would throw on hearts for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3: 52:33

I'm like, this I don't think these heavy for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2: 52:37

Like a big heart. She put a big heart on the front of the chest. I'm like, cannot make this a thing. No, I yeah, yeah. You should have thought about it before you bought a 15-foot skeleton. Yep, exactly. I agree. My my slip it in is I was reading this article from the New York Post, and Gen Z, who we like to talk about often, is there's a trend for Gen Zers who are getting married, the brides are keeping their last names. I just love this, and I think historically we got it wrong to begin with. In my opinion, it should be a choice, but women should embrace their last name. Why do you have to take on somebody else's name? You can if you want, it's none of my business, but I just think the time has come for like it shouldn't be no man should expect it, and no man should be offended by it if their partner wants to maintain their own name. That's their name. Just like you have a name. So that's my um It's interesting. Flip it in that I love that they're that they're claiming and owning their name and standing uh in their truth.

Speaker 3: 53:56

It's interesting, Matty, that you say that because just this week I learned, and I've probably just forgotten about it, but in the um Spanish culture, um, kind of very connected to handmaids, they don't get their last name of the husband, but they say they keep their last name and then they say, let's just say I'm Lopez. I would say Lopez of Rodriguez. Oh, shut up. Really that's what's happening? No, they just completely took it down, but we were talking about it, and they they were like, Oh my god, remember when this happened? And it just happened that we were going through like some specific uh situation with uh with work, and a lady said, Oh, I'm I'm so and so off the last name. And it it just gave me the creep. So I'm it's interesting that you said that, and I yeah, I'm with you. Like, yeah, I encourage it, just take full ownership of your last name.

Speaker 1: 54:51

I agree, but you say, Oh, historically we got it wrong, Matt y. But the reality is women took their husband's last name because women they couldn't own property and couldn't have everything on their own. So we were the property of a man.

Speaker 3: 55:07

That's insane.

Speaker 2: 55:08

Yeah, I I get it, but this tri got it wrong, not just the name, but everything else you just said. I mean, yeah, and this and this tradition is one that still lingers around because now you can vote, you can have a credit card, you do have all the rights. So then why still associate it? And it to me signals ownership. So again, it's a conversation between the two people, but we I think the the historical context of it all of it all should be set aside.

Speaker 1: 55:43

Yeah, I agree. 100%. Okay. Well, with that, I think it's time to put it to a close and JJ and I can go enjoy the warm weather. Oh, I love that for you too. Yeah. In the meantime, go check out our Linktree at Slip It In Podcast. You can see everything and anything we talk about there and buy it with a quick easy link. Please hear, let come reach out to us. We want to hear from you. JJ needs his advice. Like it on CM on Instagram.

Speaker 2: 56:14

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