Welcome Back And Weekend Tease

Speaker 0:04

Slippers unite, it's time to play. We bring the spice to your work or your day, confessions, debates, and a product or two. We slip it in just for you. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll beg for more with a guilty pleasure you can't ignore. Like a drunk text sent at 2 a.m. We slipped it in again.

Speaker 2 0:36

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back slipping it in with you. And boy, oh boy, did our week kick off with a bang on Monday morning.

Speaker 8 0:46

Sure did. Did JJ, why don't you cue that clip? I will right now.

Speaker 3 0:53

Our shows were so great. We had so much fun. We sold out the Chicago Theatre both nights. Uh so that was about 7,000 seats. The crowd was absolutely electric, exciting. My sister was there Friday night. My uncle Stanley and cousin Jody were there Friday night. It was really great. We had great questions. Someone got up on Friday night and asked about our relationship. Our relationship yours and mine. What was the question? What did you say? He was like, I can't remember the question, but it was really about how we got to the place that we're in, and were we always in this place?

Speaker 8 1:37

And um and then uh I think we know what the actual question was. So, JJ, do tell, do tell.

Chicago Theater And The Big Question

Speaker 8 1:48

What's the deal with this clip we just played?

Speaker 7 1:51

Yeah, that was Andy and John Hill, and they were talking about a question that I actually asked Andy about John Hill's and Andy's relationship. John is a Scorpio, Andy is a Gemini, they were together once, and now they actually work in a radio show. So I um I was curious because you are a Gemini. I'm happen to be a beautiful Scorpio, and um we have a friendship. I mean, and we have a podcast.

Speaker 8 2:23

We have a similar dynamic.

Speaker 7 2:24

I was just curious because they're dynamic, I mean, they've grown, you know, to be very close. And uh, I was just curious to see if Andy would have given me a little bit of a piece of advice uh to deal with our dynamic and our friendship and all the beautiful things.

Speaker 8 2:40

So cool, so cool. So, like, we gotta kind of like not we led with the bang, and now we gotta kind of catch the listeners up a little bit. Yeah, and so that was on today, like today is Monday. This episode drops on Wednesday. The Andy's live show that you heard was on Monday, and they were talking about something that happened over the weekend on Friday.

Speaker 7 3:05

Which we actually went to. So we the three of us, um Megan actually gifted me this as one of my birthdays. Yes. My birthday gift last year. Um, we've been waiting for AC2 to come in near us at some point, and then we were very excited about that. So we went to AC2, which is Andy Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen's show. Um, and it's kind of an intimate evening, and we went to the Chicago Theater, and it was Friday, but we just enjoyed the whole weekend in Chicago, and and it was amazing. So I I just happened, we just happened to you know be there. We enjoy the show, and that when it was the time to ask questions, we looked at each other. It was like this is our time to ask questions.

Speaker 8 3:50

You were the first.

Speaker 7 3:51

I was the first one, they really liked the question too. Yes, as you can see.

Speaker 2 3:55

Yes, they love JJ's question, obviously. But I'll tell you, our excitement doesn't really end there, does it?

Speaker 6 4:06

No, it does not. Roll.

Top Three Nuts And Crowd Chaos

Speaker 6 4:10

Hey, two questions.

Speaker 8 4:12

Hi, I'm that Gemini. Uh you're the ex. I'm the ex.

Speaker 5 4:17

Uh what day? When is your birthday?

Speaker 8 4:19

June 19th.

Speaker 5 4:21

Okay, June 3rd, June 2nd. Here we go.

Speaker 8 4:24

Uh my name is Matthew, I'm also from Detroit, and I just want to know from you both what are your top three nuts?

Speaker 4 4:31

Top three nights? Nuts. Nuts? Oh, I like a cashew, like I like a peanut, and I'll go for an almond because it's healthy. Yeah. Don't get me, do not even mention walnut. I don't I don't want to hear walnuts either. They're very healthy, but I mean I like pistachios too complicated. Cashews, so complicated.

Speaker 8 4:55

And they will change, you'll find with this lady.

Speaker 4 5:01

Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 5:05

So that was us with a banger. Number two, Matty coming in, asking a question that they also loved, as did the crowd.

Speaker 8 5:14

Yeah, I saw I was number three. So the mics were set up on both sides. So JJ kicked it off, then they went to the other side, then they came back. And when I started it off by saying, I'm that Gemini, that was a reference to JJ's how JJ's question went. And he had talked about his ex and the relationship with Scorpio Gemini. So they didn't know it. But then when I stepped up, I'm like, Oh, I'm the Gemini. You could see Andy right in. Oh, you're the actor. Exactly.

Speaker 7 5:44

Andy's fashion. He loves to be a little bit more curious about what's happening. Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:51

And what I loved also about that clip is, and this is one of my highlights of the show in general, is that Anderson really lets himself go on the show more so than you ever normally see him, except maybe when she he's on like Andy's talk show or radio show, because he immediately is in there with his nuts and he's quick making little jabs, like I don't mess with these pistachios.

Speaker 8 6:19

You're complicated.

Speaker 2 6:20

Don't give me a walnut. Like he was just very quick-witted the whole show, and I loved it.

Speaker 7 6:27

I I have to say I agree with you because I we love Andy Goring. I'm a big fan, I've listened to him every day. Um, but seeing Anderson Cooper, like just you know, with these giggles, which are like a dream.

Speaker 8 6:40

Well, JJ, can I uh I can I say this out loud because now I am. But I when you left your dating range profile the slider went up to allow for 58 year olds.

Speaker 7 6:55

Mine before I'm I'm now a before the show and after the show on my slides on the age range, and it I it went in. I step into the Chicago theatre as up to 47 years old, and I left the Chicago Theatre up to 58 because Anderson Cooper he looks amazing, he does look.

Speaker 2 7:17

He does. Well, I wish those dating apps would have helped you out, but those two were out at the gay bars Friday night and you guys didn't get out there.

Speaker 4 7:26

Oh, I did not miss that.

Speaker 2 7:28

I think um one of my other favorites of the show is that it really was like kind of touched on both of their lives in different ways as well as their careers in different ways, which I totally loved. And they also played clips of like the young Anderson in his first like news jobs that he first had, and it was so cool to see him as like this cute young little boy, like delivering these crazy news stories. And he was actually kind of on these late night, like know-nothing news shows, like kind of just like throwing whatever

Why The Show Works So Well

Speaker 2 8:08

out. And it wasn't as the hard new news Anderson Cooper as we know now from 60 Minutes and CNN.

Speaker 7 8:16

Do you have a favorite uh part of the show, Matty?

Speaker 8 8:18

I do. I think it's probably the same as yours, and so I'm gonna let you speak to it uh because I know it was an emotional component for you in the evening, and if you don't, I can circle back to it. But I think what I liked the most was just I didn't have huge high expectations because I like both of the gentlemen, and I love that I do love the dichotomy between the two of them and how they're best friends, and one is like over here doing reality TV, and the other one's doing something far, far also reality TV, but like, and I mean there's a kind of a connection, but like one is for entertainment, and one is you know, he is hardcore news, right? And I saw I thought those clips were really, I guess if you want to call them like sizzle reels, they both kind of had a sizzle reel. And like one you're watching in the middle reporting on the sh uh California flies, excuse me, and the other on like fires that are happening around the dinner table with house. Yeah, so like that it and yet you like they're best of friends, so I mean I didn't have high expectations because I didn't know how that would translate to a stage and a live conversation, but I was engaged the entire time and was laughing. Yes, um, I and teared up a little bit here and there, and yeah, absolutely it was it was much more than I expected.

Speaker 7 9:48

Yeah, I think that it just proves the beauty of friendship because it's like they're they don't need to be equal, they are not equal, uh, even on their like in their work environment and things along those lines, but yet they're able to find a common ground and and being able to just giggle and get a shot of God. I mean, they even started with a shot and cheers to the night. And they were, I mean, their audience was like so engaged and they were laughing. 7,000 people, like two sold-out shows in Chicago. And yes, I am a big fan of Andy, but I'm also a big fan of Anderson Cooper's podcast, All There Is, which is a grief, it's based on grief uh podcast. And um Andy Andy gave Anderson the two minutes of grief. He did the same, yeah, he did the same thing for the New Year's. Yes, uh, because Anderson is not really in the mix on the preparation for the New Year's Eve, which means I don't know if Matty, you listen you watched it. Yeah, you're usually at 10 p.m. already on the bed.

Speaker 8 10:47

Well, yeah, but they're usually already drunk, yeah.

Speaker 7 10:49

They're usually drunk by then, so but he had his two minutes of grief, and it was just beautiful to see uh

Grief Segment And Needing Space

Speaker 7 10:55

the the take that Anderson Cooper has on that. And I actually thanked him on my question about him bringing that in.

Speaker 8 11:02

That's why I thought that's where I was kind of going earlier on, because I you did have that in your question, so I wanted to give you that space to talk about.

Speaker 7 11:09

Yeah, and I and I it's funny to to say that because I consider you guys family to me and like my closest friends, and yet for some reason, I mean we didn't know what was going to happen in the show, but for some reason, right before this happened, you both took off to go through the bed.

Speaker 8 11:26

Well, trying to get a drink, but yes.

Speaker 7 11:29

And but you forgot your wallet.

Speaker 8 11:31

Well, you were holding it in your fanny pack, right? And then I didn't think I was gonna get carted for God's sakes, and then and then Megan, so we're coming back, but then Megan's like, I think QA is gonna start, so maybe we should hang around here so we can get our asses over to the mics right away. And then they went into the grief segment. So you were down in the seats, which were great seats. Megan and I were up at the top, but also interestingly enough, Megan was kind of up a little closer, leaning against a pole, and I was kind of a couple feet away from her. So if and and when I reflect back on it, we were there very much in it together for whatever reason how it unfolded, the three of us experienced that segment kind of in our own little space. Yes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 7 12:24

And I love that. I love that. It's like one of those moments that I'm like, I kind of like had a little panic attack looking at my both sides, like, where's Megan? Where's Matty? But it probably kind of need I need this moment, type of thing. Yeah, and I mean it's emotional, yeah.

Speaker 8 12:37

I think all three of us would get a moment. I was like, I needed that too. I kind of needed that space to be there by myself too. And had I been in my seat, I would have had a a total stranger on one side of me. And instead, I was just there with myself and and Anderson telling his story.

Speaker 2 12:55

Yeah, it was an amazing show. And in the past, several years ago, they did kind of a tour around the US, they never came to Detroit. Yeah, then this time they did shows this fall in Boston and New York, and then scheduled the Chicago shows, but they still haven't scheduled any more. So I don't know if they will. Andy said they don't have anything scheduled yet, but it sounds like maybe they're sort of talking about it. So if they happen to schedule more shows, yes, hopefully.

How To Ask A Smart Question

Speaker 2 13:28

But I urge anyone if you have the opportunity to go, to go. It really is a show for everyone, even if you don't like Andy Cohen or Anderson Cooper, you will love the show.

Speaker 6 13:37

I mean, we could not stop talking about it even after the show. No, exactly.

Speaker 8 13:42

And I'll give you a piece of advice if you go, think through your question because there were some nut jobs that got up there. They waited in line to ask their question, and when their question came up, they would do a couple different things we saw that was not getting great reactions that they didn't like, the audience didn't like, and it would be like this huge preamble. Like acknowledging their talent and thanking them for like bringing you joy is a good thing. You gotta just do it quick and get to your question. Because if you're going on and on about how like it's every stage of your life and this and that and this, you don't want you don't want Anderson Cooper saying it's like, get to your question. He said exactly, he's like, the audience is about to turn on you. He's like, I'm I'm I'm trying to help you out. You need to get to your question, and then then he goes, ma'am, what's your question? And she goes, Well, I don't actually have a question, and like the whole get off the set, get out of there. Exactly. Okay, we're done with you. And so just think it through, have a question.

Speaker 2 14:46

Exactly. Because we all three asked questions, we really thought our questions out, and they basically told all three of us they were great questions. And then we started the night out, and there were a couple other really good questions, but I would say after about like maybe eight, nine questions, things started to go really downhill. And it's like I think they would have stayed longer if people kept having good, intelligent questions, but it just became kind of the drunker.

Speaker 8 15:16

Yeah, I was just gonna say, I think those that had thoughtful questions kind of knew going into it that, like, if I get an opportunity, here's what I'm asked. Then I think people are like, Oh, I mean, I can ask a question too, and I'll get in line and I'll just ramble and they'll love me. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 15:33

Exactly. Yeah. Well, it's funny because our friend Tara from Detroit was also in town for AC2, but she was going Saturday night. So we had brunch with her and told her about the show and what we thought about it. We played her all our clips, and we said, you know, if you're interested and want to ask questions, like this is when

Tara’s Follow Up And Nut Lore

Speaker 2 15:54

you need to be ready and go get in line, you want to get in quick. And well, who knew? It took another turn.

Speaker 8 16:02

Yeah. I'm gonna roll it. Yeah, roll that.

Speaker 1 16:06

I'm Tara from Detroit. Woo! Have your top three nuts changed?

Speaker 4 16:17

That's just so good. Someone got an up last year.

Speaker 1 16:20

Those are my friends.

Speaker 7 16:25

Yeah, it's the other friend Wolf and Went again.

Speaker 8 16:27

Yes, yes. So, okay, so like again, like it just keeps coming.

Speaker 2 16:33

Our top three nuts, who can know?

Speaker 8 16:35

So she Tara took inspiration from our clip and conversation because you because we had a long brunch. Yeah, we did have a really fucking long brunch. Let's just point that out. I mean, six hours we were there. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 16:49

No, four, no, it was almost six hours.

Speaker 2 16:52

Jesus three hours, a little over three.

Speaker 8 16:55

Get the girl a calculator, a little over three.

Speaker 2 16:58

Pops for champagne. It was great. It was great.

Speaker 8 17:00

Um, okay. So what was I saying? I was um, I said Friday night when they were talking through their answers on stage. I said it's okay because over you know, your nuts will change, and you hear them saying, interesting, yes, you're right. And so that is something I tell people when I talk to them about the three nut conversation. You're the nutter, a nutter, nutter, and in more ways than one. So then I told I told Tara that as well. Like, yeah, like, and we actually had the conversation. What's your three nuts? And then then somebody throw out, oh my god, I didn't even think about a pine nut. And then we're like, see, your nuts can change. Yeah, your nuts can change. So, anyway, that all led to her taking that inspiration to the Saturday night show.

Speaker 2 17:55

And boy, they did some thinking.

Speaker 8 17:57

They sure did.

Speaker 2 18:00

Those nuts seem to have evolved quite a bit.

Speaker 8 18:02

It feels like they got a little more personality from Friday night to Saturday night. A little horror might have been involved.

Speaker 7 18:12

I'm so I Do you want me to roll the dip?

Speaker 8 18:15

We haven't even can you roll that beautiful bean footage?

Speaker 2 18:18

Uh yeah, no one knows what that means.

Speaker 8 18:21

Okay.

Speaker 4 18:24

My talk that's more the noble cashew, disfigured and yet so tasty. Flavorful. So expected. What joy brings us. Um, my second was the low light peanut, which is like a whore. So we can get one. And uh, but the last one is the almond because it's healthy. I don't want to hear about the walnut.

Speaker 8 18:47

Once again, he's like making it clear to like don't associate me with a walnut. Exactly.

Speaker 2 18:53

He does it. He is like, I don't want it.

Speaker 8 18:57

I do like me some walnuts. First of all, yeah. I think the beautiful bean footage is something people know about.

Speaker 2 19:02

No, no, it never says bean footage. It is, we'll cover it next time.

Speaker 8 19:07

No, it's beautiful, it's bean footage.

Speaker 2 19:09

Okay, apparently that's from what?

Speaker 8 19:11

A bean Bush's baked beans, and it's a dog that says roll that beautiful bean footage. Okay. Well, I don't want to take us down a rabbit hole. So it was very interesting. What it shows is that they did it did come into their mind because he it was a cashew before and a peanut, a boring peanut. The next night it's a disfigured cashew that brings so yummy. It brings us so much joy, yeah, something like that. And then the peanut has become a lonely horror. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 19:44

I I do have to say that you kind of brought out this wild side of Anderson that I didn't even know.

Speaker 2 19:53

I love it.

Speaker 7 19:53

Yeah, yeah. Thinking about that, and Andy there's like on the corner, he's not even saying that.

Speaker 2 19:58

Well, and Andy, it didn't end there, guys. We still have more. These nuts.

Speaker 8 20:03

We're not seeing we are blending clips from Friday night, Saturday night, and Monday day. And so we have another bit for you the ground finale.

Speaker 3 20:17

Roll it. Uh someone got up on Friday night and asked Andrew, she he said, I want to know uh for both of you, what's your favorite nut? Oh, that's a great question. What is your favorite nut? Well, Anderson's were like Anderson's like, Don't get me near a walnut. But he was like one of those superfoods. He likes, I don't know. I said pistachios, almond, and cashew. And then I said, My favorite nut is usually my next nut. Yeah. Everyone laughed. Sure, sure. Um, and then someone got up the next night and asked, Are your nut preferences still the same? And I go, My favorite nut is my next nut. And Anderson goes, Have you been working on that line? I go, I said it last night. Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:00

He's like, Oh I mean, I love it so much.

Speaker 7 21:04

Yes, I didn't know that the walnuts were superfoods.

Speaker 2 21:07

Yes, yes. I try to eat them in salads when they're on a salad bar, and I like a really fresh walnut, but sometimes walnuts can go bad and they have a real bad taste when they go bad.

Speaker 8 21:19

So I've never, yeah, I'm not a fan. I've never had a good walnut, in my opinion.

Speaker 2 21:23

But well, apparently you and Anderson are two peas in a pod then, because he wants nothing to do with a walnut in any form or fashion.

Speaker 8 21:30

I'm on board with the no walnut. So this conversation has been nuts.

Speaker 2 21:34

Yeah.

Speaker 8 21:35

Oh, I mean, it was a who knew? It was a whirlwind today for me. Oh, God. I mean, it was so much fun.

Speaker 2 21:46

It was a great weekend. It was so fun. And I love that basically on Andy Cohen's uh Sirius XM radio show, on which he has a channel, Radio Andy, he only talked about two questions. From the audience, and it was our two questions.

Speaker 8 22:02

Yeah, three people, two questions.

Speaker 2 22:04

Yeah, basically. Yeah. Not and a follow-up nut. And then the relationship and then Scorpio.

Speaker 8 22:10

We estimated like 20 to 25 people on Friday night asked questions. Yeah. I was actually surprised. Yeah, yeah. So if you double that, like if let's say they got 40 to 50 questions over the course of two nights, we're the only ones.

Speaker 2 22:24

Next stop radio Andy for us.

Speaker 8 22:26

That's what I think that means. Well, I think there's some opportunity for follow-up nuts. Yeah, exactly. Your nuts changed. As the seasons change, your nuts might change.

Speaker 7 22:37

We might be not known by the the nutters.

Speaker 8 22:40

We could slip it in.

Speaker 2 22:43

Nut it in. Nut it in.

Speaker 8 22:45

Slip it in, pull it out, and nut it out. Oh let it. Nut it in out. I don't know. There's something there. We're gonna have to workshop it clearly. Yeah. But I mean, let's just all agree that collectively, that experience collectively was our slip it in. But let's do some individual slip it ins from the weekend because there was a lot more that happened

Road Trip Taxes And The Car Ride

Speaker 8 23:09

over there. And so um, how about I go first?

Speaker 2 23:12

Go for it. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 23:13

Okay. Well, I don't think we mentioned this, but we did drive there. So this was a road trip. Thankfully, that it was always planned to be a road trip, but coincidentally, we did get to avoid any potential TSA business. And so we drove there. Uh, and my slip it in is on the way home. I was able to sit in the back and do my entire taxes. I did my state.

Speaker 7 23:40

I don't know if we I don't know if that was a slip it in for us.

Speaker 8 23:43

I did my state, I did my federal, and I did my city, and I finished with about 10 minutes to spare, got them all completely done. And what I will say is I think it is a time saver for me because otherwise it took me close to three hours. Yeah, those three hours would have came out of an evening or a weekend, and I had to be in that car sitting in the back. Yeah, did them all. Plus, Megan had already done her taxes, and so occasionally I had a couple questions. And so I had like a little tax expert right in front, and she was very helpful. Yeah, so that's my story.

Speaker 7 24:18

Great conversations while you know while you guys were having them.

Speaker 2 24:21

I was knee deep in taxes, and yeah, occasionally you'd throw out something, and half the time you missed the first part of what we were talking about.

Speaker 8 24:29

So well, yeah, well, couldn't taxes generally speaking are gonna not be someone's favorite thing, but well, and then sometimes you'd be like, Where are you going?

Speaker 2 24:38

What's going on? Because we kept getting rerouted off the freeway um because the freeway was closed down or something. So and I'm like, man, we've been driving on this road. This is like the directions told us to go here.

Speaker 8 24:49

Well, do you want me to really talk about your driving?

Speaker 2 24:52

Because that's sometimes you weren't happy with that with the car. I was letting the car drive several times on its own.

Speaker 8 25:00

Okay. My pull it out.

Mystery Hallway Cheese Plate

Speaker 8 25:02

Is this Friday night that we're walking back to the room after the show? We're walking to our room. It is late, and we stumble upon a plate that somebody had put outside the room, room service that they put out there. Or maybe it wasn't room service. We're gonna, yeah, it might not have been room service. We'll go.

Speaker 7 25:22

I think it was room service. Let me get it out.

Speaker 8 25:24

It wasn't all and then we can everyone can make their points and observations and surmises. JJ bends down, picks up a piece of cheese, and just like it's the biggest delicacy he's ever. It's a givery board on a cheese platter, uh, and pops it in his mouth and takes that cheese, and he says it's so funny.

Speaker 7 25:48

It was Manchego. Did you really I recognize Manchego cheese? You know, I was raised on that.

Speaker 2 25:55

I would agree with it. It did appear to be Manchego, but I want to point this out.

Speaker 8 25:59

It happened so fast to me that you guys are able to identify Manchego. Well, I know exactly what Manchego was.

Speaker 2 26:05

What it was was just a white, large dinner plate with a huge pile of cheese on it. So it wasn't just a few, it was a huge pile of. There were a couple grapes, yep. But there was no room service tray, there was no other accruutements that come with room service. It was just this plate with a pile of cheese.

Speaker 8 26:27

Charcuterie board crew to be fine. Correct. There was no cheese plate. So I think Megan said this to me. I agree with her. It did look like someone just came from like the work event or whatever, where they have in a in a room with you. 100 was still fresh. They went down there, piled that plate up.

Speaker 7 26:44

It was still fresh.

Speaker 8 26:45

It wasn't it this what time was this? One o'clock in the morning? Probably. And I probably I doubt that that would be fresh.

Speaker 2 26:54

Like I agree. I agree. It it wasn't that fresh.

Speaker 7 26:57

It was cheese was aging a little bit.

Speaker 2 27:00

Yes. And it probably had been out all afternoon or evening at this work party or reception or whatever was happening.

Speaker 8 27:08

Well, and then earlier in our stories, we're like, wait, it gets better. I think there's we'll get back to something else that JJ might have aged.

Speaker 7 27:17

Well, my slip it in. Now that we're talking about this cheese, my slip it in is a good snack after the bar. Like when you're drinking out at the bar and you know experience uh, you know, uh you're in the feelings and you're in the mood, and you know, a good snack after the bar. I think that is um such a great like

Midnight Nuggets And Regrets

Speaker 7 27:40

end of the night type of thing. So that is my slip it in. That could go into Chicago or other places, it could go beyond that.

Speaker 8 27:49

Just a post bar snack.

Speaker 7 27:50

Just a post bar snack. That is my slip it in. Until it isn't. That is my pull out. My pull out is a 20 peas nuggets at midnight that I ate.

Speaker 2 28:06

And I can't with this because that happened Saturday night. Because Friday night was this crazy cheese play. Friday night, I mean Saturday night, we had a discussion at some point in the day about chicken nuggets. Yeah, chicken nuggets.

Speaker 8 28:23

That's right. Because on the menu, and I brought up the whole conversation about somebody sued somebody because they're like, isn't a boneless wing actually just a chicken nugget?

Speaker 5 28:35

It's not.

Speaker 8 28:35

But that got on the topic of mecca. Pink slime. Pink slime.

Speaker 2 28:40

Pink slime, which is what people say nuggets are made out of. It's just little pieces of like excess stuff of a chip.

Speaker 8 28:50

It's like the equivalent of a hot dog.

Speaker 2 28:51

Kind of. They just take all this stuff, mush it together, and out comes pink slime that they put into these nugget formations.

Speaker 8 28:58

And I will say that I did like a chicken nugget. I like a McDonald's chicken nugget. I don't really eat them very often. And when I do, I just like four piece. It's usually a four-piece. That's why when Matt.

Speaker 7 29:11

Yeah, that's why when Matt was coming in from the bar, I said, guess what? I'm waiting in the lobby with a 20-piece chicken nugget uh meal waiting for you. So there were, you know, there were just something like that. And what did I press?

Speaker 2 29:24

So I was. No, no, wait, stop. Earlier in the day on Saturday, when I talked about the pink slime, and JJ agreed with me, yes, that's all true. And then Mayy's like, okay, I'll not eat nuggets anymore. I'm like, yeah, you cannot eat nuggets. Just get a tender. A tender is like basically sliced chicken breasts that they bred, which is healthier and real meat.

Speaker 6 29:47

This is why this is a pull out.

Speaker 8 29:49

I didn't realize, Megan, that five hours later I was gonna be tested on this.

unknown 29:54

No.

Speaker 7 29:55

It was funny because I texted him and he said, I said, Matt, there's nuggets waiting for you. He's like, Don't you remember the conversation we had?

Speaker 8 30:02

I said we I was coming back, I was in the back of a lift. You were waiting for me graciously, sitting in and you're like, because I didn't have a key to get up to the room. And he says, I'm just waiting for you eating a 20-piece nugget. And I responded, JJ, I thought we all had this conversation and agreed not to eat nuggets. Yeah.

Speaker 7 30:23

And to close it out with the palau, that's Sunday Sunday morning. It was not fun because of the 20-piece chicken nuts.

Speaker 8 30:31

Well, and JJ tried to accuse me of eating five of them. No, I did it. I had I did break down and I had three. There were two left, so you downed 15 nuggets, my friend.

Speaker 7 30:43

Snacks after the bar, that's what I got.

Speaker 2 30:45

Well, and I was sound asleep in the room and hear them coming in talking about this 20-piece nugget. And I'm like, what is going on? You're not supposed to be eating nuggets.

Speaker 8 30:55

It sounded good at that time. I don't even like know why a McDonald's is open at two o'clock and because they're ready for the people coming out of the bar. Oh, but for 20 nuggets?

Speaker 2 31:06

Well, they do let me just point out at this point, McDonald's has chicken tenders. So there could have been a tender part. Not a nugget. She was looking at me and I'm like, okay, well, that's I was like offered some of these nuggets.

Speaker 7 31:23

I'm not gonna go back to 20 pieces.

Speaker 2 31:26

Good. Well, I was offered some of these nuggets in bed, and I said, absolutely.

Speaker 8 31:31

You did not have a nugget.

Speaker 2 31:32

No, and no fry either, because I was already in bed ready to go.

Speaker 8 31:35

That's true.

Speaker 2 31:36

I was asleep. Now, if that'd been some Taco Bell, I'm a border girl.

Speaker 8 31:40

Better believe. Yes. Better believe it.

Dating App Match With Hotel Security

Speaker 2 31:43

Well, I have to say, my slip it in also happened Saturday night. Okay. Because not only was I woken in bed with this chicken nugget business, I was also woken in bed with like, we need to lock up our door tight.

Speaker 6 31:59

Oh my god, yeah.

Speaker 2 32:00

And put on privacy, please, because Matty is getting stalked by hotel security.

Speaker 7 32:05

And that's a slip it in.

Speaker 2 32:07

Yes, it is a slip it in. Because in one. I feel like we were in danger, too. Because Matty had able, he was able to come across some boy on the apps. I think the guy is.

Speaker 7 32:25

I mean, you're just saying like he was able to, like, if it's a feature from the hotel.

Speaker 2 32:31

It was an amenity. Yes.

Speaker 7 32:34

It's the pool, the gym, and just the guard.

Speaker 2 32:36

Well, he was apparently matched up with this guy because they were like literally within steps of each other. And the guy recognized. Okay, well, first let me start by that. I think you're yeah. Let me say this. You admitted to us hours later that you only saw a picture of his face briefly because he sent you a dissolving picture.

Speaker 8 32:58

You are conflating things, everything is true. You're telling it in the wrong order. Okay. So I think you're slipping in the enjoyment that came out of it. Let me clear the air with a story. He actually reached out to me on Friday and it was a torso photo only. But he had a really great body. And then we're talking, and then he sent a disappearing ephemeral photo of his face. I thought this person was in the hotel because that will happen.

Speaker 2 33:33

Yeah, like he was a guest in the hotel.

Speaker 8 33:35

Like, you know, so many feet from me. I'm like, oh, he's in this hotel, he's a guest here. And so that's what I went to bed thinking Friday night. Yeah. Saturday rolls around. I get up to the room after this whole collecting JJ and his nuggets.

Speaker 7 33:53

And like that was the cheese. No, Saturday. Oh, the Nut Saturday, yeah.

Speaker 8 33:58

Yeah. And we get up into the room, and I'm checking the app. And lo and behold, he says to me, the guy on the app goes, I think I just saw you in the lobby. Were you there with the friend? I wanted him to say eating nuggets, but he didn't. I gotta be real. I really wanted to. I was with my magnet nuggets when I woke up.

Speaker 2 34:16

Oh my god, I can just picture you sitting in there with those nuggets.

Speaker 8 34:21

And come to find out, he's a security guard there at the hotel. So he was getting back on duty. He was on duty Friday night when the first outreach came, and then on Saturday night. And oh, I forgot. I don't know if I told you this. Friday night he takes this is so funny, actually, you guys. He took a picture of Friday night in the ephemeral one, and he was in a it was he was in a closet.

Speaker 2 34:49

Oh, you didn't tell us that. No, but the disappearing photo was in the closet.

Speaker 8 34:54

That night I said, Was it are you in the closet? And he responded, he goes, Well, I I I just like my privacy, and I at the time I wasn't putting it together. And then I realized he thought I meant in the closet as a gay. And that's why he sent a disappearing. And I realized so Saturday morning, I was like, You meant in the closet. I'm like, I literally meant, were you in the closet? So it turns out he was in the hotel supply closet. Because he's the security guard there.

Speaker 7 35:26

This is the gift that could be the city.

Speaker 8 35:27

And that's why he gave ephemeral, because I'm assuming because he could lose his job if he gave me a permanent photo of him, and then I'm going into the lobby and your security guard is right there, and I'm putting his picture up with his face. So this man, it's kind of scary. We I'm good because I'm sure I'm not the first. So he is working the late shift, he's messaging guys, I'm assuming late at night, getting back from the bar, left and right. Sees that you're within proximity and starts reaching out and is only sending body folds.

Speaker 7 36:04

And you get a hotel room.

Speaker 2 36:06

Yeah, and then you he we had to lock our door up tight because he was asking Maddie, come meet me in the hallway. What floor are you on? Yeah. Well, luckily you told him the seventh floor, and we were on the ninth.

Speaker 8 36:20

I don't know if that was on purpose or accident, because earlier in the weekend I got it mixed up.

Speaker 7 36:24

I wonder if he could have given you a friends and fam, though. I don't know.

Speaker 2 36:28

Well, I have a secret discount, so we're good. Okay. Yeah. Well, so anyway, I it was a slip it in because I thought it was so crazy.

Speaker 7 36:38

Joy.

Speaker 2 36:38

Even though, like, we kind of had to lock ourselves up tight in that room because we thought he was gonna.

Speaker 7 36:44

You immediately was like, JJ, let's just lock the door.

Speaker 2 36:47

Yes. Yes. You were like, secure those nuggets and get into bed. Put down those 20 nuggets and put that lock on. But we did hear like kind of some clamoring outside. So I think he was from in the hallway.

Speaker 8 37:02

I don't know.

Speaker 2 37:03

Well, okay. Well, folks, it doesn't end there because the next morning, my pull it out is well, I should circle

TikTok Panty Coffee And Closing Plugs

Speaker 2 37:14

back. It was Friday morning or Saturday morning.

Speaker 8 37:16

God, you guys.

Speaker 2 37:17

I can't keep the weekend straight. But anyway, Saturday morning, Maddie's like, I'm gonna make some coffee. And I said, stop, hold it. Do not make coffee in that hotel room coffee maker. Now, some of you may know this because it's going viral right now on TikTok. But if you don't know it, you need to know it. People are taking their panties and putting them in the hotel coffee room makers and cleaning them. So they run a coffee cycle with their panties in in the yeah, in the filter area of the coffee maker to wash them and clean them. And then they dry them with the hairdryer. So this has gone viral on TikTok. One woman has like was doing it in one particular hotel room and then the or in one hotel, the hotel is now like trying to pursue her in like a legal action because they had to spend thousands of dollars replacing all their coffee makers. Plus, other people were coming and saying they were disgusted because they fear they drank this vagina coffee because this woman was posting videos and the in that hotel in their hotel rooms cleaning her panties in the coffee makers.

Speaker 8 38:36

Well, and one of the clay, this I was I had I did not know about all of this. But then she was showing me clips of it. And the one of the women, I don't know if it's the same one that you're talking about, but she even was like, it's a twofer because you can she goes, you can still get some good coffee out of it. And she's like, and don't freak out. It's really hot water. So my panties are getting clean, but the hot water so hot that nothing like that it's cleaning can filter through to the coffee. So she, I don't know if she was actually doing it, but she was suggesting you get your panties clean and you get your coffee.

Speaker 2 39:12

That's fishy. It's disgusting.

Speaker 8 39:14

And Matt, I see what you did there, stupid.

Speaker 2 39:16

Yeah, I say I will not make coffee in a room again. And Matty said after hearing the story about vagina coffee, he kept going and he made it and drank it and loved it.

Speaker 8 39:26

I, however, said that I prefer to call it panty coffee. So I am willing to take my chances on panty coffee because I don't think the chances of those panties going in that filter in that room are pretty slim.

Speaker 2 39:43

Well, I don't know if they're as long as you think.

Speaker 8 39:46

Well, I don't know. I'm gonna embrace my panty coffee.

Speaker 2 39:50

Well, if you get sick this week, we know where it's coming from.

Speaker 7 39:53

It's either that or the nuggets. Yeah, I do. Well, he only had three.

Speaker 2 39:56

He didn't have 20 like you.

Speaker 7 39:58

15.

Speaker 8 40:01

Oh, the nugget wars roll on.

Speaker 2 40:05

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