Welcome And Meet T-Lishus

Speaker 3 0:04

Slippers unite, it's time to play. We bring the spice to your work or your day, confessions, debates, and a product or two. We slip it in just for you. You laugh, you cringe, you'll beg for more. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone.

Speaker 1 0:27

We are back, slipping it in with you. I'm Megan, and I'm here with JJ and Matty. Plus, we have a special guest here who is a slipper, our friend of 20 plus years, T-Licious.

Speaker 5 0:43

T-Licious in the house.

Speaker 6 0:45

Welcome to the pod.

Speaker 5 0:47

Also known as the Mallard and Merkin Police. And other facts around that. Yeah, she's really good at fact-checking us. She's one of those loyal slippers. When if we get it wrong, we hear from T -Lish. Yes. Welcome. Yes. Can we just get it out of the way? Can we just start T-Lish with your D-lish top three nuts? We need to know.

Speaker 6 1:11

Let's go on it.

Speaker 4 1:12

That's no. I've that's changed so many times.

Speaker 5 1:16

Yes, they do.

Speaker 4 1:18

So that let's see. I think the nuts are gonna have to be almonds.

Speaker 5 1:24

Almonds, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:25

And it can be a good slice, they're good, you know, with toppings, um, pistachio because they're nostalgic. Um uh not deez -nuts.

Speaker 6 1:45

Oh my god, I love that. I love that.

Speaker 5 1:48

Yeah. All right, no, there's no there's no wrong nut, except for a walnut. A lot of people are down on, but there's probably a walnut. I like a walnut.

Speaker 1 1:57

I know Andy and Anderson are against the walnuts, but I like it.

Speaker 5 2:00

I like it in a salad, maybe, but okay. All right, T-Lish. Um as a slipper, I know you're a very loyal fan. I think you've connected to the pod uh in many different ways and shapes and for things probably triple.

Speaker 6 2:16

You probably learn a little bit about us.

Fact Checks And Favorite Bits

Speaker 5 2:18

Yeah. Just tell us your relationship to our pod. Like, how is it um enriching your life, shall we say?

Speaker 4 2:26

Oh well, the fact-checking is my favorite, of course. I love to point out, you know, Matty when you're wrong. Yeah, yes. Hence the Mallard and Merkin. Mallard and Merkin. I mean, it's the tadpoles, the immediately like in the first session.

Speaker 6 2:45

It's a new word for me.

Speaker 4 2:46

It was new word for me. But was it like frogs without legs? Aren't they?

Speaker 5 2:50

Isn't a tadpole a frog without legs?

Speaker 6 2:53

It's a baby, it's a baby frog.

Speaker 1 2:55

Well, no, I mean it's like the beginnings of it's like a sperm frog. No, it is a baby frog.

Speaker 6 3:02

It is a baby frog.

Speaker 4 3:02

And then they get their legs, they get the little dogs.

Speaker 5 3:05

So I don't know that I was wrong on that. No, you but I was wrong, definitely wrong on the mallard.

Speaker 4 3:09

Yeah, definitely. They're just not male ducks. Right. Exactly.

Speaker 5 3:14

Yeah, it's a little chauvinistic.

Speaker 1 3:16

I was like, that's something I've never heard before.

Speaker 5 3:19

You believe me at the time. I wasn't trying to make it up, but it was wrong.

Speaker 1 3:24

But I didn't have the real facts.

Speaker 4 3:26

There's normally fact checking that I want to do, but Megan or JJ get it out before a lot of times, yeah. And then I start writing it, and then I'm like, okay. They've clued it. They've come at me.

Speaker 5 3:35

They come, oh, you hear it in live and you're starting to take notes, and then they're like, oh, thankfully they checked now.

Speaker 6 3:42

They revealed him at it. That's good to know. That's good to do that. That's our mission. We try.

Speaker 4 3:47

We try. Yes. Yeah, the JJ, every time I'm at somewhere where they've got short shorts on sale, I think five scene.

Speaker 6 3:58

Yeah, five and scene. Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite.

Speaker 4 4:03

The dating, the dating updates, cereal snacks, cereals, snacking, yeah, grazing. Yeah.

Speaker 6 4:12

Are you a snacker? Are you a grazer?

Speaker 4 4:13

Yeah, both.

Speaker 5 4:14

Oh, you both. I always have to. My dad calls me a grazer. Yeah. Oh, you just my dad goes, you just love to graze. Yeah. You do like a little snacks.

Speaker 4 4:22

I love to graze on snacks.

Speaker 6 4:25

Oh, yes. That's my favorite part.

Speaker 5 4:30

We go back like 25 years, 20 some years. Yeah. So a lot of stories we can bring to the table. We might have to have you come back.

Speaker 4 4:40

Yes, we'll see. We've got so many.

Speaker 5 4:42

Would you say there's been any triggering moments that you listen to and you're like, oh my god, that triggers something for me? Like, yeah, I would.

Speaker 4 4:51

Oh God, you're weird, dentist.

Speaker 5 4:54

Well, you call her weird. I call her podcast gold. She's the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah, exactly. You might want to come. I can refer. Right.

Speaker 6 5:07

I cannot wait for the moment that she is going to be seated on the pot. And she's like, Can you imagine? Let's just bring my own.

Speaker 5 5:13

I keep waiting for one of her assistants to like somehow become a listener and be like, oh my God, you guys, you gotta tune in.

Speaker 4 5:23

Why is it triggering? I had a weird experience because if they had an assistant and they saw what actually happened in the room when I was there, it would be odd. Well, not at the dentist. Um, the doctor?

Speaker 6 5:34

Like, all right. Well, can we unpack something? Something that happened to you.

Speaker 4 5:40

Just well, okay. So I I had so many years of going to the doctor with infertility and things, and it was always it's a journey, yeah. It's a journey. It was like a yeah, so I would go in there, and it seemed like every appointment you start out, and it's things that are happening at the lower half, but they would always say, get just undress. Yeah, undress completely, undress completely. So you know, it didn't matter where it was going, but it just seemed like I was always getting you know. Undressed. Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, undressed. And yeah, so then as time went on, I was going to other appointments, and one I went to because I couldn't safe space.

Speaker 5 6:39

You couldn't put it on. I don't know.

Speaker 4 6:41

You wanted it to be a colonic.

Speaker 1 6:42

You went for a colonic.

Speaker 4 6:43

I went for a colonic because they do a lot. Things weren't working here, things were not working there.

Speaker 6 6:49

Things were not coming out.

Speaker 4 6:50

Things weren't coming out. So, you know, it just somebody said, Hey, why don't you do this? So then I went to this place and go into this room, and I'll you know, I'm just used to from all these years of getting undressed from the top down, I just go in for this colonic and they I have this clothes off the hand towel.

Speaker 1 7:15

So you took all your clothes off for a colonic.

Speaker 5 7:18

I did without being instructed to do the do so. You just I was so used to you were groomed.

Speaker 4 7:24

I was I was groomed for years. I don't know.

Speaker 5 7:28

I feel like when you told this story a while ago, I think when you went to the first doctor where it was necessary for you to be undressed from the bottom half, it seemed like it wasn't necessary like they didn't give you like a thing to wear because there's no need for your breasts to be out and about bouncing around.

Speaker 1 7:47

No need. Well, I will say, for a girl, from a girl's perspective, when we go once a year to the OBGYN for like a yearly exam, you do get completely naked. Like they give you like this little paper vest to wear for the top, and then the bottom, they just say put this sheet over, and you get this big paper sheet that you like layers. Do you have either of these?

Speaker 4 8:08

But they do the breast exam, and that's why they you're all naked.

Speaker 1 8:13

But I mean, you yeah, but you have to get they want you fully naked.

Speaker 5 8:16

So you go to a nef different doctor for this colonic or no colonic, and you immediately are like, Because I'm gonna get fully naked.

Speaker 4 8:26

Well, from years of you know, getting fully naked for things post the annual exam, I'm like, this doesn't seem right, but okay, they're telling me to do it, so yeah, programmed and yeah, so I go in for this kolonic, and the he leaves the room, which it turns out to be this guy, it was supposed to be the woman, but whatever. Um, I just need help. And um, so he leaves the room and I have this hand towel, and I'm like, oh my god, so I get completely naked, and I'm like, where do I put it? I don't even know.

Speaker 5 8:59

And I don't even I didn't even know what was gonna happen as it's a like a reputable like did they have a degree? Did they have a degree?

Speaker 6 9:09

This guy was doing this, and this guy was like, was this like a certified idea?

Speaker 5 9:13

Didn't you also say it was like a woman and it turns out she couldn't make it, so her husband did it?

Speaker 4 9:18

I fact check you now, but I didn't do so much so much fact-checking back then.

Speaker 1 9:23

Okay, um, yeah, I probably well, they're usually yeah, people who do these clonics a lot of times are more like naturopathic doctors, they're not real medical doctors. Holistic, yeah, they're more like holistic, like I don't know. Holistic? Is that a word? Holistic. Oh, I think you said holistic.

Speaker 5 9:40

No, holistic, yeah. I thought for like uh taking holistic and make it Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 9:46

So and so I don't even know what training they're I mean, I think there is some training, but I don't know. You need to know how to install it. I think you can put a shingle up at any time and just say, I'm doing colonics.

Speaker 5 9:58

I don't know that you can put a shingle up.

Speaker 1 9:59

Meaning, I don't think you need there's not like a certification. I think you can just get the No, I'm asking about this phrase put a shingle up.

Speaker 5 10:07

You've never heard that? No, that's always like that's typically my line.

Speaker 6 10:12

Do you know that? Do you know what put a shingle up?

Speaker 1 10:14

I know what a shingle is, just put a shingle up, just put a shingle up. That like you put like I'm doing a colon colonics or whatever, and you put a door self self-proclaim, like yeah, like okay, like that's maybe it's a law school thing because it's like, oh, are you gonna just graduate law school and go put a shingle up? Like oh that, like, yeah, you're gonna just put it out there that you've never yeah. I thought it's just like a normal term of art of like, oh, I graduated college, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 10:42

I'm shocked.

Speaker 1 10:43

Okay.

Speaker 6 10:44

So you were fully naked waiting for this guy.

Speaker 4 10:46

So I'm fully naked. I don't know where to put this little hand towel, and yes, this guy comes in. But knowing that, I don't know why I got this uncomfortable, but knowing that he was going to the bottom area, I put the towel on the bottom. So yeah, he comes in and my boobs are off because you're fully naked. I'm fully naked, and I know immediately when this guy enters the room that this was the wrong Why? Because of his look, the the look, the yeah, the gave me the look like what is it?

Speaker 5 11:25

Ma'am, we don't need so.

Speaker 6 11:27

Did he ask you to put the clothes back on?

Speaker 4 11:31

No.

Speaker 1 11:31

Oh, oh yeah, which is weird because you would think he'd say, Oh, I don't need you to be naked up top, I'll leave. Go ahead and put your top on back. You enjoyed that. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 11:41

I think I was so uncomfortable with the experience that I was just like, yeah, this is just do it, whatever. Let's just go.

Speaker 6 11:50

Just go, yeah.

Speaker 4 11:51

Were you cold?

Speaker 1 11:53

Like, I feel like I'd be cold laying on this, like you know, medical bed or whatever, and like well, I think it was his living room couch.

Speaker 6 12:05

Oh but it's interesting because that is really just like my now normal approach when I actually get a massage. I just get fully fully naked.

Speaker 1 12:14

Yeah, but you're under the covers. And it's also yeah, I mean, I think that's appropriate.

Speaker 5 12:20

Yeah. Well, I mean, you choose, but like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 12:24

I keep my underwear on the that's another trigger, but for another editing.

Speaker 5 12:29

What naked massages? Yes. Oh, oh, you're saying you want to come back for another episode?

Speaker 4 12:33

Oh, nobody wants to tune in for the tea-lish.

Dentist Crown And The Fart

Speaker 5 12:41

Uh, you mentioned dating uh on the up for oh wait, sorry, before we get into dating, I do have a quick little dentist trip update.

Speaker 6 12:50

Oh god, another dentist up an update.

Speaker 5 12:54

You guys probably are like, why the fuck is this guy going to the dentist all the time? It's crazy. It does seem weird, but this is it.

Speaker 6 13:01

It seems like you've been in the dentist like every week.

Speaker 5 13:03

The last because I have. I had to get like a crown. My teeth are nice. Oh, thank you. Early whites. So I had to get a crown, and it was a two-step appointment process. So that's why I went the last time. I went back. And I would say this time, nothing inappropriate. However, there was an accidental fart.

Speaker 2 13:23

Oh my god, really?

Speaker 13:24

Nah, okay with this lady with you? No, there was her.

Speaker 5 13:31

Oh her and the assistant. Both? No, no, no. Three of us were in the room, so that's how I know it's proof. And you, I don't know. I mean, I feel like we've all had where you've like done an accident, and then maybe sometimes you'll be like, and you'll do like a little call. She did a little puff. No, but I'm just saying we've all accidentally let one slip out. Who farted? She did. The dentist. I'm not gonna name her name. It's my dentist. Oh, my dentist, but like we all we all had facial expressions, much like you just said when the doctor walked in the room. Oh, you read it. Well, she accidentally farted, and we all knew she farted. And so we all kind of had a we're gonna kind of like a we're gonna pretend we didn't that didn't happen moment.

Speaker 1 14:24

So you were sitting up, you weren't down. Because I feel like when I'm down, I can't see their faces really. I don't what when they my dentist puts my chair back.

Speaker 5 14:36

Yes, why can't we see the why can't you see her face?

Speaker 1 14:39

Because she's like behind me. Oh, she was working on her hands are in my mouth and she's behind me.

Speaker 5 14:44

She was coming from the my foot area where she was putting, she was putting notes in the computer. And then as she was as she was approaching to get into position, and I'm like, oh my god, we have to do it. Are you on nitrous? No, not this. I was gonna say, because it was gonna be you. It was gonna be another It was gonna be another $50. I asked. And I'm like, Did you know that? I do know that I hate that now. Because I thought, like, I'm like, well, this was a two-part. I even said this to her. I go to the administrator or whatever, the assistant, and I said, um, what's the nitrous deal on this appointment? And she's like, Well, it's up to you. And I'm like, Well, is it gonna are you gonna charge me again? She said, Well, yeah, it's $50. And I'm like, Oh, I thought it was $50. It's like a two-part appointment. I thought maybe it was a package. I got like it got and she laughed and she's like, No. So I didn't know. Was that two-part reunion? Yeah, it was a two-part.

Speaker 4 15:36

I had years of a friendship where I would get the Tracy special. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 15:41

No longer.

Speaker 1 15:41

You had a special one. Oh, was that someone with a what do you mean?

Speaker 5 15:47

I mean, the T-licious special.

Speaker 1 15:48

I used to have a dentist in the house. Oh, God. Okay. Well, I do want to comment as a little PSA for people is some dentists have a crown making machine. So you have one appointment and done, you don't need to come back. Well, then your $50 would have given you, you would have been one and it would have been a deal.

Speaker 6 16:08

Yeah.

Speaker 5 16:09

But I wouldn't have been able to have continuous content.

Speaker 1 16:12

They well, you wait and sit there, they make it, the machine makes it right there, and they pop in the permanent crown in and out.

Speaker 4 16:19

I think the worst part is going away with that nugget.

Speaker 5 16:22

Well, I got a temporary. I don't just had I didn't have a nug.

Speaker 4 16:26

Yeah, but what if it pops out?

Speaker 5 16:28

It did pop out on the way to Chicago. Well, Megan was constantly feeding me gummy treats. And she gave me licorice, she gave me gummy, but I'm like, enough, Megan.

Speaker 1 16:37

I didn't know he had this temporary crown in.

Speaker 6 16:43

And we were driving, and he's trying to find out where to fit. I didn't know how.

Speaker 1 16:47

It's a fun game.

Speaker 4 16:48

I would have brought this up.

Speaker 1 16:50

I was like, do we need to stop and get some a dental glue for this temporary crown?

Dating Paddle Game Dealbreakers

Speaker 5 16:55

Yeah. I did tell the yeah, okay. All right, we're gonna move on. So, what I was gonna get into was you mentioned dating. Uh, you are dating, you're in the dating scene, right? Um kind of well, you're single.

Speaker 6 17:10

I'm single, you're single, just open to it, right?

Speaker 5 17:12

I'm open, you ready to mingle, open for business. Single, ready to mingle. Yes, okay. JJ and I, as you mentioned, you like our dating updates. JJ and I are still uh dating on the dating scene.

Speaker 6 17:25

I'm going on dates, I'm not dating.

Speaker 5 17:28

Correct. Megan has Megan has put a shingle up saying she is a she has put a shingle up saying she is a dating, self-proclaimed dating expert. That's a is that a proper way to say put a shingle up?

Speaker 1 17:42

She put a shingle up.

Speaker 5 17:43

Okay. So we're gonna do a little dating. I have paddles. Y'all have your paddles? Yeah, I love being a paddle once. So obviously people can't see, but you will have a paddle that says yes or a version of yes on one side and no or a version of no on the other. I'm gonna ask dating questions and we're gonna do a little countdown or whatever. I'm gonna ask you to reveal your answers, and you'll have to say it out loud, obviously. Yeah, because but I like the visual cue.

Speaker 6 18:14

Yeah, me too.

Speaker 5 18:15

And we're gonna run through some of these. All right, let's go. Ready?

Speaker 6 18:19

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 18:20

Would you date someone that smokes cigarettes? One, two, three.

unknown 18:27

Nope.

Speaker 5 18:28

No kind of sort of. No, maybe. Oh, maybe oh maybe people that are already taking me. I love that. I love she got a baby on the it looks like on the baby me again.

Speaker 6 18:39

This is a surprise for me. Well, I had some of a surprise for me too.

Speaker 1 18:43

I had some in when I was dating some boy dating smokers is a no for me typically, but for some men who were maybe trying to quit or occasionally would smoke or not smoke, I would have.

Speaker 5 18:57

But you can I just say you haven't been dated, you've you've been taken or spoken for for 12 years. So I think smoking was at a different stage 12 years ago. Then it I think it's really frowned upon, huh?

Speaker 1 19:09

I think if people were smokers 12 years ago, they might still be struggling to quit or not.

Speaker 6 19:15

So it if it's the right guy, I mean, I might allow I have gone on dates with guys that are somewhat smokers, and but they really keep like good care of like the cell and that.

Speaker 5 19:29

Yes, but when you kiss my when you kiss an asteroid, I'm out. No, I know. You can not even tell. I never could tell 100%.

Speaker 4 19:37

Yes, out of it.

Speaker 5 19:38

Oh, okay. Ready? Would you date someone that identified as bisexual? One, two, three. No, I don't know, maybe. No, really.

Speaker 6 19:49

I'm kind of in the ladies, the two ladies are ladies, I think it's different. It is a little bit different. And I've been married before to a woman, so I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 19:58

But you're not bi. Bombshell. No, but I'm Bobshell.

Speaker 6 20:01

No, but I'm like, I will be dating that person that considers himself bi.

Speaker 1 20:06

So my So you would be okay if a boy you went on dates with like a week later went on had sex with a woman.

Speaker 6 20:14

Yeah. You would.

Speaker 1 20:15

You don't care. I don't care. Wow.

Speaker 5 20:17

I don't want to do it because I feel like competition is tough already. And if I have to compete with all of the world and just instead of half of the population, that's it's hard.

Speaker 6 20:28

Yeah, I get that point.

Speaker 1 20:29

Well, and for girls, how do you compete with a man? If the man you're with and he likes that male assistant.

Speaker 4 20:38

Yeah, I mean, I I I just want I would have thought you would have said okay with it.

Speaker 5 20:43

Really?

Speaker 4 20:44

Well, see, I'm okay with everybody liking what they like, every deserves and you know I yes. Not for you, but it's no, I because I know what I like, and I want that one to know what they like.

Speaker 5 20:58

And if they like that, that's fine. That's just not your cup of tea.

Speaker 6 21:02

I do like that.

Speaker 5 21:03

Okay. Ready? Okay, what about this? Would you date someone that doesn't drink alcohol? Reveal. No. Oh, we got some slow. Tracy's a hard no.

Speaker 6 21:18

Oh no. She raised the kind of sort of.

Speaker 5 21:21

She just is a hard no.

Speaker 1 21:22

I'm a maybe.

Speaker 6 21:24

Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I'm a maybe.

Speaker 5 21:26

I've tried it. I don't it become it becomes an issue.

Speaker 6 21:32

The main issue for me is that not that we need to happen, but we really have a very close group of friends that we have a f a lot of fun. Right? Like when we get together with Tilish. It's like yeah. when T-lish comes in, like listen, it's not just an hour, we spend hours together.

Speaker 5 21:56

Could you imagine doing that with her without drinks? Would you be prices? JJ, could you imagine doing that with her without drinks? Can you imagine sorting? She held up her paddle note.

Speaker 6 22:09

Tracy, can you imagine us like sorting stuff in your house without the drinks? That's not the same.

Speaker 4 22:15

But you haven't come over to sort things in a long time. I have not.

Speaker 6 22:19

Well, sort of kind of.

Speaker 5 22:21

Uh uh. Okay. Would you date someone who is always late?

Speaker 1 22:30

Yeah.

Speaker 5 22:32

Oh, y'all would.

Speaker 6 22:33

Yeah.

Speaker 1 22:34

Well, I'm late a lot too, so I feel like if they're late too.

Speaker 6 22:38

Always late. You're always late. Yeah. You were consciously late, like you know.

Speaker 5 22:43

I you said you were gonna be late tonight, like two days ago. You told me, you told me two days ago, what time should I be there, and then plan on me being late. Right. You did, and you were, you didn't let me down. But there was a tornado.

Speaker 1 22:58

We had the tornado, a tornado came through. We all had to go in our basement. So we texted Trey T and we're like, if you haven't left your house yet, take shelter. Just take shelter because we're going in the basement. Which I did. Yeah, in the basement.

Speaker 4 23:12

But I have been told this year by somebody that I um really respect. And she said, This might be my sister. You need to, you need to make your new year's resolution being on time. Oh, really? And it and it's something that I need to do. Yeah. Like since forever. Oh, yeah. So 15 minutes today turned into an hour. But it's because of the tornado.

Speaker 7 23:36

Yeah, there was the tornado.

Speaker 6 23:38

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 23:39

And you did tell me you were willing to still should I get my car still? I'm like, oh, the pod is not that important. Force majeure tonight.

Speaker 6 23:47

And maybe Dory, which should have I with that.

Speaker 1 23:50

Well, no, like here's something I will say. Because I also have had a lot of problems with being late. I have been working on it. I've been a lot better. But what I will say is articles show and studies show people who are consistently late are typically very positive people because we think we can get finished. No, well, those are happy people. I'm finished. Um, we're the happiest country. Anyway, that people who are late were very positive because we think we can get all this stuff done in this window, and then it you can't, and that makes you late. So, I mean, that's exactly what happened. Happy positive people, yeah.

Speaker 6 24:28

Like you your intention is to get in on time.

Speaker 4 24:31

Yeah, you're always intending to be on time. I have, but I can do 400 things in the meantime, too. And I can still make it there.

Speaker 5 24:39

Would you date someone that refuses to manscape? One, two, three, reveal. Nope. Maybe.

Speaker 1 24:52

Well, because it depends, it's so again. It depends on how bad it is.

Speaker 5 24:58

Well, if I'm never gonna do it, I'm assuming it's gonna be bush gardens. Yeah. Everywhere.

Speaker 4 25:04

But maybe you just triggered me with bush gardens.

Speaker 6 25:10

You're a no idea.

Speaker 1 25:11

Well, okay. I don't know. It's a maybe.

Speaker 6 25:15

I'm gonna keep it. You don't have a paddle, but what is your opinion about that?

Speaker 5 25:18

It's a no for me.

Speaker 6 25:19

It's a no.

Speaker 5 25:20

It's I don't want all of that biz. It's just correct. Just tidy it up.

Speaker 4 25:26

So tidy it up to what you want. Yes.

Speaker 6 25:29

Well and it doesn't have to be like fully non-like shaved.

Speaker 5 25:34

Oh, I don't like that. No, no. I like how it looks trail.

Speaker 4 25:38

Because that's another that's another extreme of it. Like if somebody did that, I used to be I used to look good.

Speaker 6 25:44

Mowing your lawn. I used to shave constantly. And it was a lot of work. He'd be gone for an hour or more.

Speaker 1 25:51

Well, most men like to do it.

Speaker 6 25:54

That's what you do. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 25:56

Because it makes their penis look bigger. I know. You love to penetrate. I don't need that. Well, it's a true story. Wow. Oh, wow. Look at that. Someone's slapping down something. Okay. All right.

Speaker 5 26:09

Would you date someone who claps when planes land? One devil, three. No. Oh my God. Have you seen that, Tracy? Tracy, what's your answer? I would want them to snap. So you say yes.

Speaker 6 26:28

Oh my God. Have you like it's a it's a Puerto Rican thing, you know? Tradition. Every time a plane lands in Puerto Rico, people clap. Did you notice when you came to visit me?

Speaker 1 26:39

I mean, I have a it's not every plane ride, but a lot of plane rides, people it's a common experience.

Speaker 5 26:44

Do you clap?

Speaker 1 26:46

Um no, but if other people are clapping, if it gets if the if the plane gets a little raucous, you don't clap, Tracy?

Speaker 4 26:53

I don't clap, but I I know that people do clap when there's like Oh, turbulence, yeah.

Speaker 6 26:57

Yeah. What about it's like a bat flight in the general?

Speaker 5 27:00

What about clapping at the end of a good movie? I hate that as well. I don't like a clapping.

Speaker 1 27:05

Yeah, I don't like a movie. I don't mind a plane clap. I don't like a movie clap. I would clap at the end of a movie.

Speaker 6 27:10

If it's a good one. Well, I think that we clapped that wicked. No?

Speaker 5 27:14

You might have. You might have. I did, I did not.

Speaker 6 27:19

I I cried, I laughed, I watched it five times already.

Speaker 1 27:24

See, I think my issue is like the clapping in a movie theater is like, why? Because no one who's involved, but no, no one who's involved could see it, but on a plane, like it, there's people there flying it taking skill to land, like there's something going on and they can hear it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 27:42

Listen, I appreciate it. I feel the genuine happiness that they landed the plane, but I just I just some anti-clap.

Speaker 6 27:50

I mean, yeah.

Speaker 5 27:51

I wouldn't kick him out of bed if he was cute.

Speaker 4 27:53

I even think I clapped yesterday at the end of um company retreat.

Speaker 6 28:00

What is that? I don't know.

Speaker 4 28:02

It's funny you said well, I wouldn't clap at the time.

Speaker 1 28:04

I love the show as the company retreat. It's the new season of jury duty's out. Company retreat. Yeah, but it's don't they say jury duty?

Speaker 5 28:12

Company retreat.

Speaker 4 28:13

Jury duty presents company retreat. Company retreat. It's company retreat. Yeah. To look it up on Prime, you have to put in company retreat. Okay.

Speaker 5 28:25

All right. Would you date someone who refers to their mom or dad as mommy or daddy? One, two, three. No. Yes, JJ says no.

Speaker 1 28:39

I'm going with that. I've never heard that.

Speaker 5 28:41

You haven't? I hate it so much. When an adult says No, never.

Speaker 4 28:48

Okay. Yeah, no.

Speaker 5 28:49

You've never hate.

Speaker 4 28:50

Have you heard it, T? No. Yeah. Neither have I. And if I did, no. Goodbye.

Speaker 6 28:55

Oh, it is a very common way. We talked about this. How I don't like to be cold poppy.

Speaker 4 29:01

But that's in a relation.

Speaker 6 29:04

I know, but they refer to their parents. In their parents, yeah. They called mommy poppy. I just can't.

Speaker 5 29:09

I've had it. It's a very I've experienced someone, and I'm like, immediately. Yeah.

Speaker 6 29:14

That's why I think that that's why I don't like to be cold poppy, because my dad has already been cold poppy by my mom.

Speaker 5 29:20

Oh. What about somebody who is obsessed with their cat? One, two, three. No? You know what?

Speaker 6 29:31

Oh, maybe.

Speaker 5 29:32

Mega me. You won't take a hard stance on anything.

Speaker 1 29:36

Well, these are not the things I've taken a hard stance on a few items. You have a pussy comment?

Speaker 4 29:42

I have to say, I've seen the strangest sign today as I was driving down this street. Tell us. That street? Cats crossing? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 29:52

What? It's they're con there's a cat that lives in the on my block that just is like a white cat and it just.

Speaker 1 29:59

Wait, is this a city street? A city sign? It's my yes. No, but it's the city put it up?

Speaker 5 30:05

I think so. It's a proper city sign.

Speaker 1 30:08

It is a proper city sign. T-Lish.

Speaker 5 30:10

One day I was coming home, and sure enough, there it was, and I chuckled because I'm like, well, hence the sun. I haven't seen the sign. Oh, it's right down here. It's to the Oh my God.

Speaker 4 30:20

I'm gonna look for I think the neighbor put the sign up. Children playing, hazard, even though.

Speaker 5 30:26

It's like a deaf child area. But deaf child area.

Speaker 4 30:30

But cat crossing, slow down, whatever.

Speaker 5 30:34

It's it's it's trail. It's that's its path.

Speaker 6 30:38

Well, that sounds like a neighbor's. There's a lot of cats around.

Speaker 5 30:46

All right. Would you date someone who wants to have an open relationship? Megan She has a hard stance. No, no, and JJ is kind of sorta. Flipping his paddle.

Speaker 6 31:01

I kind of want a paddle with kind of sorta. Kind of sorta. Because I kind of like it better. Um I'm a hard no. Like, and but I'm also like open to like that's not a hard no, then.

Speaker 5 31:15

Yeah.

Speaker 6 31:15

Correct. Like, if I really lie this person and we have a connection.

Speaker 1 31:21

No, that don't. No. No, if you really like someone, you cannot open it up because that's just a recipe for disaster.

Speaker 6 31:30

I know it is. I know it is. Yeah, yeah. I just I am not closing that door. I'm not closing that door.

Speaker 1 31:36

In the end, it never works.

Speaker 4 31:37

I think if you met the door, nor are they. I think if you met someone and it was he was like, Yeah, you know, and you wanted to have an open relationship, but if you met the one that was like, mmm, yeah, I always be a hard note.

Speaker 5 31:50

I always find it weird when you think about people that are in it, and I've talked to people that have done it, and they're like, Well, it's Wednesday night, he's out with Bobby or whatever. I'm just like, how do you feel when you're at home watching your program and he's out with that's just weird to me. I do like staying at home though.

Speaker 6 32:10

I think that I think that in my mind it's like I'm in this stage in life that I'm very comfortable being single. And the openness of it, I'm like, it's I'm not opposed to it. It does, I'm not looking for it. I'm not going to treat like going intentionally going for an open relationship. That is not going to be it. I'm going to be monogamous. But if it happens, I think you should soften your hard notes. Well, the cum gutters. Oh, Jesus Christ. If they have cum gutters.

Speaker 5 32:42

If they have cum gutters, then they're probably in.

Speaker 6 32:44

I'm in.

Speaker 5 32:44

A lot of relationships.

Speaker 1 32:46

Well, some people relationships.

Speaker 6 32:48

Yeah. There's no shingles up.

Speaker 1 32:50

You should tell people what cum gutters are.

Speaker 6 32:52

Well, it's just like muscles like right on the pelvis. That a man does. Aren't they the best? It's just like so delicious. I yeah. Erica Jane called them in Beverly, uh, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while they were in Italy looking at David, which it was not really David. It was the David from outside Florence. No, the real David's in the world. Even Andy were like, this is really not David. And they spent like two hours in front of this. They acted like it was the real David.

Speaker 1 33:24

It was the one outside. It's not the real David.

Speaker 6 33:26

So David, the sculpture of David, if you Google it, slippers, if you're in right now, he's got some deep cum gutters.

Speaker 4 33:36

I've never seen David's.

Speaker 6 33:38

Basically, you're saying you have to see them.

Speaker 5 33:40

When you cum, but not the cum cum gutters. The cum drops into these cum gutters.

Speaker 6 33:46

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 33:48

You're talking all around it without saying what it really did. But well, no, he said he said the muscles. Oh, put a gutter up. The muscles of the pelvis. All right.

Speaker 4 33:59

He to my description is just that sexy area, but then Erica Jane put a label on it. Yeah. Now you got a term for it.

Speaker 1 34:06

Thank you, Erica Jane.

Speaker 5 34:08

Would you date somebody that is extremely religious? Speaking of Easter.

Speaker 7 34:18

One, two, three, two.

Speaker 5 34:21

No.

Speaker 4 34:22

It depends if it depends to their church is me.

Speaker 7 34:27

Oh.

Speaker 6 34:31

You are their religion here.

Speaker 7 34:33

Clove, club.

Speaker 6 34:34

If they're gonna be worshiping you, yeah.

Speaker 4 34:37

If it's if it's me, yes. Yeah. Anything else? No.

Speaker 6 34:41

I think that anything in extreme, it's that's just not good.

Speaker 5 34:46

I would be out, like you can be you and believe in whatever you believe. Don't make me go to Sunday church. I can't. Sunday is my day.

Speaker 1 34:54

Well, if they're really religious, they're probably not gonna want to date you if you can't go to church with them sometimes. Perfect. Yeah.

Speaker 5 35:00

Then that's a no-goal.

Speaker 4 35:00

Probably if you're a good person, you're a good person. You don't have to go to these things. But if you do go, that's things.

Speaker 5 35:08

I agree with you 100%. But just don't make it. Just don't put it on us, is what I collectively feel like this is. Okay. Absolutely. All right. Do you guys want more? Okay. How about this one? Would you date someone who dated one of your best friends? No. No. No. No.

Speaker 6 35:29

Like an ex, like you, like, yeah, no.

unknown 35:31

No.

Speaker 6 35:31

Like not going on dates, but dating.

Speaker 1 35:34

Yeah. That's a hard note. I mean, and that's what's blowing up Summer House for all you Bravo fans.

Speaker 6 35:39

Yes, 100%. What's Ciara? Lots of headlines. Lots of headlines.

Summer House Drama And Memes

Speaker 1 35:44

It's captivated me this whole week because every day there's been something new. Like if you remember last weekend in Chicago, I'm like, oh my God, there's all these rumors, and I should say, give the quick rundown, JJ, of like, there's a TV show in Bravo called Summer House. It's been on like 10, 11 years. It's about a group of friends that go and rent a summer house in the Hamptons every summer. So they travel every weekend from New York City, hang out in the Hamptons for the weekend. So there's been a hardcore cast that's basically been there from the beginning. Kyle Cooke, who dated and then married this woman, Amanda.

Speaker 6 36:24

Carl Lindsay.

Speaker 1 36:25

Carl and Lindsay were also original cast members. And then this beautiful woman, Ciara Miller, came on. She's a model and a nurse. Probably one of the most beautiful. Yes. Yeah, she's super smart. Do you watch the show? I don't.

Speaker 5 36:39

I don't watch it either. So you and I are gonna get a summer house. I want to look at the house.

Speaker 1 36:43

A few years ago, this new guy came on, West Wilson.

Speaker 6 36:47

So yummy.

Speaker 1 36:48

He likes he's got a mustache, which is not my favorite. And he's kind of got a dad bod. And so sometimes he looks kind of attractive. JJ loves it.

Speaker 6 36:57

I'm usually not into that body type, but when West stepping into the summer house, I'm like, I think I'm attracted to this guy. I like a dad bod.

Speaker 1 37:10

Oh, well, and he's got this personality. He's kind of like a fun, loving guy. He seems cool. And when he first came on, Ciara and him started flirting. And then he went out on a date with her and was sweating profusely. And it was kind of like she is so out of his category, in my opinion, that I'm like, oh my God. It kind of made you endearing to him, West. Well, then he basically screwed her over and they dated. And then he kind of just like dumped her and then went to the press and did these articles about her that were not that she took negatively, uh, because she was very sensitive, as kind of like, I'm the black, she's African American. So she took it as like, Oh, I'm not a dateable girl, you're just passing me to the side.

Speaker 6 38:02

Well, then since I also think that the show got into his head a lot.

Speaker 1 38:06

Oh, he became the total reality show boy.

Speaker 6 38:09

And when Andy Cohen was like, You've become what we were not even expecting it to happen in Summerhouse.

Speaker 1 38:16

Yes.

Speaker 6 38:16

And also he's from St. Louis, which is a connection back to Andy's. So he he just got like I think that he he even was not expecting what happened. Yeah.

Speaker 1 38:25

He became Mr. Playboy around constantly dating different girls.

Speaker 6 38:30

And to Megan's point, too, like that there is that core group, but is it really a revolving door with that show? Which actually was one of the things that I liked the most. It's like there's a lot of new cast members coming in now all the time. So yeah.

Speaker 1 38:44

So then fast forward, it's currently on air right now, which is everything that happened last summer in the Hamptons. Well, West has been very flirtatious with Ciara, telling everyone, like, oh, I kind of like her. That all happened though after his best friend on the show, Jesse, said, Oh, I'm kind of getting the feels for Ciara, and asked Wes, like, Do you think she would let me kiss her? And West was just like, I don't know, you know, Ciara, I will never have an interest in you. And then all of a sudden, the next weekend, he's all over Ciara, all touchy-feely, touching her constantly. And so I feel like he just went for Ciara because his friend was into her. I don't know. Well, who knows? Then Amanda, who's married to Kyle, their relationship falls apart. Well, they announced their uh divorce in January. Fast forward to now, there are all these rumors. Amanda and West all over New York City getting touchy feely. Meanwhile, West is still flirting with Ciara. Three to four weeks ago, allegedly they were together. Then this week, West and Amanda put out a statement, both of them on the same day, the same time on Instagram, saying they're now together in a relationship. West has a girl from Montana who says, Oh, he and I were in a monogamous relationship. I didn't know we weren't together anymore until this statement came out. Proof in the pudding, he's totally screwing everyone over.

Speaker 6 40:16

Yeah, but I mean, I think that I call it my marshmallow madness. Yeah.

Speaker 1 40:22

Well, and what's crazy is Kyle, who's the husband, he was interviewed by TMZ on the streets, and he's like, everyone, the whole cast were all upset. And then he go ended it with like, and Carl's a mess. So Carl's a guy on the show, one of the originals. And now there's memes everywhere on social media. Carl's a mess. It's so funny. And Uber Eats even did a commercial of like I saw that commercial in that case.

Speaker 6 40:47

Carl Crystal Brilliant.

Speaker 1 40:48

Yeah.

Speaker 6 40:49

Carl's a mess. Brilliant marketing.

Speaker 1 40:51

So anything you see, Carl's a mess. It's becoming a meme, and everyone's just saying anytime something's upsetting, Carl's a mess.

Speaker 5 40:58

Well, it's kind of like, oh, are you having a bad day? Just keep in mind, Carl's a mess.

unknown 41:03

Exactly.

Speaker 1 41:04

Because it's like some people's lives are totally messed up, and it's like Carl's a mess. Well, no, everyone's a mess.

Speaker 6 41:10

It's the new, it could be worse. Yeah. Delicious admitting you don't know anything about this March madness. Carl's a mess.

Speaker 5 41:17

I mean, you buried the lid. That's like the TLDR is Carl.

Speaker 6 41:21

Oh, it is the T R 100%. But I would never go. And going back to your question, Matt, Matty, like dating your ex, that is that's a dangerous idea.

Speaker 5 41:33

Well, based on this recap I just heard, uh, it's a good thing to say no.

Speaker 1 41:38

Well, and it's not over yet. Yeah, it's not over it. Celebrities are coming out. Rihanna is Team Ciara, and she's trying to set Sierra up with Michael B. Jordan. John Hamm, Team Ciara.

Speaker 6 41:49

That is his best thing. Like down what you said, John Hamm. Like he was at Watch What Happened is Live. And we've met you and I would talk about like all the celebrities with the Bravo. Like, they're so obsessed. Which I'm like always like, how do you have the time to do that? John is like obsessed with this whole thing.

Speaker 4 42:08

Yeah, John Hamm. Wow. I am just stuck on the fact that we talked mustache, dad bod, and then you said sweating profusely. And this one is still in the scene. Yes. Stop it. I've got care.

Speaker 5 42:24

You're like, I didn't hear anything else but those three trigger words.

Speaker 4 42:29

Carl is a mess.

Location Sharing And Opening Day

Speaker 5 42:30

Carl is a mess. Oh my God, I love that so well. It's a mess. Oh my god. Oh my God. What about this? Would you date somebody that required you to have your location services turned on?

Speaker 1 42:45

Is theirs going to be on too for me?

Speaker 5 42:48

I would assume.

Speaker 1 42:49

Okay. Then yes.

Speaker 5 42:51

That's a good question, though. Because if they want you to do it, but they're not willing to do it, that's a hard note. 100%. Yes.

Speaker 4 42:57

Yeah, at this point in my life.

Speaker 5 42:58

You would date? Okay.

Speaker 6 42:59

I would do that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're best friends. I love that you bring that question because we celebrated um Detroit Tigers opening day this past week. Oh, okay. Yes. And I kind of introduced Matty to well, Matty. Let me just say it. I introduced him to share his location just for that day. Well, you've probably heard the if you've seen the madness of opening day. Yes. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, immediately, yes, we sat on ground on the tent. I'm like, let's just share our location.

Speaker 4 43:33

That's an excellent point for a day like that.

Speaker 6 43:35

Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 43:36

Oh, you should definitely be.

Speaker 5 43:38

I should tell you. I could find Matty. Was like, oh my god, here you are. It was so funny. Twice I used it, and I'm like, I was looking for JJ at one point, and I was facing the dance floor and like where the band was. I turn on Turn around. JJ had listen, I know what location services. Are had I used it before? No. Did I need help turning it on? Yeah. So I did, but and then I'm like, okay, but it wasn't like a new concept to me, but I hadn't used it. I'm facing the dance floor. I turn it on to oh, oh, I'm like, I remind you of JJ's like, turn this on for me. So I did, and I'm like, oh, about face. I gotta turn around and head that way. And then the arrow's like slightly pointing slightly to the right. And it's like 32 feet, 22 feet. Oh, coming up on it. Isn't that the best thing? And I'm like, the second time I did it, I'm like, oh, he's clearly in the urinals. Because they brought me right, it brought me, it brought me to the porta potty job. Oh god.

Speaker 4 44:37

And I'm like, he's in there, he's in one of these stalls.

Speaker 6 44:40

100%.

Speaker 4 44:40

I mean, it's one thing when your kid is in one city and you're in another. But when you are that close and you about face turn right two steps, here you are.

Speaker 5 44:51

But there's a million people, so it was like brilliant.

Speaker 6 44:54

Oh my gosh. That was a smart decision. Like in a day like opening day, um, turn on locations.

Speaker 4 45:00

You are brilliant.

Speaker 6 45:01

I know, right?

Speaker 5 45:02

Well, speaking of beer being brilliant at the opening day, I'll tell you that I we had our first official slip it in um sponsorship.

Speaker 7 45:13

Oh, really? What was that about?

Speaker 5 45:15

So in the tent, they had five ping pong tables set up, but they were set up for beer pong and Jenga and stuff like that, yeah. Yeah, and I, Matty, took stickers, our slip it in logo podcast stickers and put them on the center line of each of the ping. So I can't.

Speaker 6 45:36

They had a new a batch of new slip in that.

Speaker 5 45:40

Detroit Tigers opening day beer pond sponsor brought to you by slip it in. I love it. Oh god, I can't. That's amazing. Oh, yeah. That was probably like it should have been my slip it in, but we could.

Speaker 1 45:55

Should we just yeah, should we can, but wait. But I have a new slip it in, but go JJ. What was there a 20-piece nugget involved?

Speaker 6 46:04

No, there was no Taco Bell the way home. Oh, well, Taco Bells. We had a day. I took your advice.

Speaker 1 46:10

Oh, Taco Bell over chicken nuggets. Perfect. 100%.

Speaker 5 46:14

How many, uh, how many tacos? Just three tacos.

Speaker 1 46:17

Okay. Natural cheese, three tacos.

Speaker 5 46:19

I just had to I didn't know if you got the party pack.

Speaker 6 46:21

You can't never go wrong with that.

Speaker 4 46:22

No, no. At 2 a.m. Oh, it's brilliant. Unless you order chicken McNuggets at Taco Bell at the window. Oh, well, they well, they have tenders. They don't do a nugget. Or asking McDonald's if they serve tacos. Oh. That's when you know the friends is done now.

Speaker 5 46:40

That's when you know you've been drinking too much.

Speaker 1 46:42

Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 6 46:43

Oh my god.

Speaker 5 46:43

That's so Tracy. We're gonna move into slip it in and pull it out. You know this is part of this show, right? Did you come prepared?

Speaker 4 46:50

Of course I did. Would you like to go first? I have so many.

Speaker 5 46:54

Do you want to do you can do a couple if you want? Um you do you. You do you.

Speaker 4 46:59

All right, here's my slip it in.

Speaker 5 47:01

Okay.

Speaker 4 47:02

Knock knock.

Speaker 5 47:03

Who's there?

Speaker 4 47:04

Smell mop.

Speaker 5 47:06

I've heard that smell mop. Smellmapoo

Speaker 4 47:10

Slip in it. Smell ya poo.

Speaker 6 47:15

I can't. Oh my god. Oh my god, that's your slip it in.

Speaker 5 47:24

Oh my god, I love that. Okay. All right. Okay. Uh-huh. Keep them coming. Knock knocking. Oh, we're doing it. Oh is this another slip or pull? Who's there?

Speaker 4 47:35

Eat mop.

Speaker 6 47:37

Eat mop. You pop part of it? You have to?

Speaker 4 47:43

Yeah. That was so good.

Speaker 6 47:47

Eat my poo. Oh my god, I love it. That was it.

Speaker 4 47:53

I slipped in my joke. It was a little bit. Do you have a pull out? Oh, yeah. My pull it out.

unknown 48:01

Oh.

Speaker 6 48:02

Mustache it.

Speaker 1 48:03

Oh, God.

Speaker 4 48:04

Mine too.

Speaker 6 48:05

You're kind of joining me. Sponsored by Megan.

Speaker 4 48:08

Yeah, exactly. I have to say that we were at a game night a couple weeks ago. And Matty and I have to apologize. No, it's fine. Go ahead. The second I saw you and you had just your mustache. I walked in and I I instantly said, oh my god, I can't with that. Yeah. Thank you, Tracy.

Speaker 5 48:32

She did instantly say, I can't with that.

Speaker 4 48:34

I can't with that. And then um And then you said it several more times. Yeah.

Speaker 5 48:39

Through the evening.

Speaker 4 48:40

Yep. And then it yeah, it's a good one. It triggered it triggers like child molester van things. Van things.

Speaker 5 48:48

Well, it is triggered it's a good thing. But it is very on in style. Like a lot of men are wearing.

Speaker 1 48:53

But I'm not. It's going out.

Speaker 5 48:55

I mean, if yeah, it should be out. I supported Matty. Thank you. It should be out now. Pull it out.

Speaker 4 49:02

Pull it out. Yeah. So hence my pull it out. Okay. Okay.

Speaker 6 49:05

My slip it in is please let them go. I think that I was I told Matty we were walking around um our town later after opening day. I just forgot how the joy of like some straight men being comfortable about us gays. And it happened, it it happens more and more and more often. And when those moments happen, I'm like, it just feels you feel safe. They feel very comfortable around you. As soon as we stepped in into this school bus that took us a while just to get us downtown, they immediately turned to us. Like we were a hit. But I just love how some straight men that they're clear, straight. They were there with their girlfriend.

Speaker 5 49:49

Oh, yeah, yeah. They just really embraced us.

Speaker 6 49:52

And we have a lot of straight men-ish around us. Delicious, you know. Yeah, sure. 100% delicious. Um it it's it's just warms my heart. I love it too. Yeah. And yeah, they're like, and they're complimenting you and they're like hugging you and kissing you on the cheek, and then they're like, and this is my wife. Come on, see like it's just like so beautiful.

Speaker 4 50:21

I I it's shocking to know that you're shocked by that because there are so many people that aren't that way. Uh because our community of people is I always yes, is just like that. So when you feel it, that's good that it's getting.

Speaker 5 50:38

I always say when I talk to somebody about this, and it seems like we get it because what you just said, but you don't have to go far. You don't have to go too far out of your area to find somebody that isn't like that, and that's the reality. Yeah.

Speaker 1 50:54

For well, and there's also, I think I'll add like kind of this undercurrent of illegal war against gay rights in our country right now. So I think because that's going on, you see a lot of news that are flashy headlines of things that are kind of anti-gay. Yeah, but I think when you are really in a normal, and this is a big sporting event, so it's very sporty. I think the majority of Americans are very gay friendly. It doesn't matter because who cares what you're doing in the bedroom? We're all just people out and about having a good time. Yeah, 100%. Nobody deserves happiness. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 51:29

Unless you're 100% rude to somebody, then no, yeah.

Speaker 6 51:33

So that is definitely my slip it in. My pull out is when people reference Thursday as Friday Junior.

Speaker 1 51:41

I've never heard that.

Speaker 5 51:42

I've heard Friday Eve or Thursday. Don't call it Friday Jr. I've never heard Friday Jr.

Speaker 6 51:48

I've never heard of it. You've never heard of that.

Speaker 5 51:53

Never heard that. It's a shingle for me. It's a shingle for me. It's a shingle. Carl's a mess.

unknown 52:01

Carl's a mess.

Speaker 5 52:02

Carl's a mess.

Speaker 6 52:04

It's like several, like people, like especially at work, that just like Friday Jr. is Friday Junior. I feel like that's your work thing.

Speaker 5 52:12

I am nearly agree with you because I don't like it either, but I feel like it's your work thing.

Speaker 6 52:17

It was just a reminder because I had obviously Friday off because of opening day, and there's a lot of coworkers like it's like, oh, this is your Friday junior. I'm like, no, it's not, it's Thursday.

Speaker 1 52:29

Or it's your weekend eve. Like it's I I might say, Oh, it's my week, my weekend starts now.

Speaker 4 52:34

You know what I think is weird when I say, Hey, let's go out on Tuesday.

Speaker 6 52:40

Oh my god. You love you love a weekday.

Speaker 5 52:45

I hate to say it, but Carl's a mess.

Speaker 6 52:49

There you go.

Speaker 1 52:50

I want my Sunday to meet. See, Scamanda is giving. Carl's a mess.

Speaker 5 52:56

Carl is. You?

Speaker 1 52:57

Okay, I'll go. So my slip it in, I'll say, is a little PSA for everyone because I learned something new. You may see right now in the stores, there's Coke bottles with yellow caps, which I've seen these in the past. I just thought it was like a weird marketing thing or whatever. Apparently, this happens every year around the Passover time, which is what we're in, Easter Passover time. And it's because those bottles of Coke contain cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup, like it usually does. So basically, if you ever hear people talk about, oh, I love Mexican Coke, I want Mexican Coke, it's different. It's because Mexican Coca-Cola, I should comment, is made with cane sugar and they don't use high fructose corn syrup because it's not allowed or something. Whereas in America, our Coca-Cola is all made with high fructose corn syrup. And I'm someone who does not like high fructose corn syrup and try to avoid it. So I'm like now rushing to get this yellow bottled, yellow capped coke because then I have Coke. I have in other years, but I didn't know what it meant. And they've apparently Coca-Cola's been doing this for Passover since 1935.

Speaker 5 54:14

Wow. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 54:16

Yeah, because I guess in the Jewish faith during the Passover time, they don't want to eat things made with corn. So that's why they don't want high fructose corn syrup. And so Coca-Cola makes it with cane sugar. So PSA, go get your yellow capped Coke while you can. So I want to have a taste test.

Speaker 5 54:35

Yeah, I know. We should have had a sampling Mexican Coke.

Speaker 1 54:40

Yeah. And Coca-Cola.

Speaker 5 54:46

She's made a couple runs to the border. We're not talking talk about it.

Speaker 1 54:50

But they have it at Costco, the Mexican Coke. Yeah, and it's all glass bottled, right? All glass bottled.

Speaker 4 54:56

And I was gonna get it for my daughter for her birthday. But now I can just, I mean, if the coconut. Why would you get that for her for her birthday?

Speaker 5 55:05

It seems like a weird birthday guess. I know, she loves it. I mean, she has tadpoles. Is she Mexican?

Speaker 4 55:10

And I did give one of them. Well, no, she probably doesn't like the high-free.

Speaker 5 55:14

You gave them 50 tadpoles. You know what a tadpole is? It's a pre frog.

PSAs From Coke To Same-Siding

Speaker 7 55:20

I love it so much.

Speaker 5 55:21

I love the story.

Speaker 1 55:22

So my pull it out is since we talked about dating, this is kind of dating related. Uh, same siders.

Speaker 5 55:30

Same siders. You know what that is? I don't know. I know what a side is.

Speaker 1 55:33

When you sit on the same at like a restaurant, and if you're just two of you and you sit on the same side. I hate that as well. Saying no to that. Yes. I'm a no. Well, it's a pull it out, same siders. I don't like it. I don't enjoy seeing it. Now it's one thing if someone's help, they need help to eat or need help, whatever, and that's why you're same-siding. But lots of times you see the same siders and they're like holding hands, or they're it's too much. I don't like it.

Speaker 5 55:59

I love that you used it as a noun and a verb.

unknown 56:01

Yes.

Speaker 5 56:03

And here I agree with you. The only caveat where I accept it is if there's entertainment happening.

Speaker 4 56:10

Oh, that's yes, I would agree with that 100% for other people to see because they're on the same side. Because they're just a stage or a singer or a comedian or something.

Speaker 5 56:20

Or the or the table next to you, you want to watch.

Speaker 4 56:23

You meant entertainment for us because if we're sitting on the same side, there's going on underneath that. Oh, we want to.

Speaker 6 56:30

You can't whip in on that, and we we enjoy the same siders there.

Speaker 5 56:36

Yes, okay. Exactly. That's a great one, Megan. I am in agreement. Okay. I'm gonna play my um slip it in.

Speaker 56:47

I think I just want to use this as an example to point out sexual harassment's tough because there's a lot of gray area around it.

Speaker 2 56:53

Um so sorry. Um if we could not use the term gray area.

Speaker 56:59

I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 57:00

You know why? Gray area. Uh gray area is another word for taint.

Speaker 57:08

Wait, sorry, what is taint? Oh wait, I mean you know what it tastes. It's the area between your anus. Oh my junk.

Speaker 7 57:17

Oh, snap.

Speaker 57:18

But I do just want to use this as an example to.

Speaker 5 57:21

Oh, snap.

Speaker 6 57:22

Okay, this is like my favorite.

Speaker 5 57:25

I, the gray area is another word I have never heard of, and I think they made it up for the show. But can me what uh what is it called? The company retreat. It's the jury duty presents company retreat, and it is the reality show in which everyone's an actor but one person, yeah, and it is hysterical.

Speaker 6 57:47

I have not gotten to that. It's true, it's your tomorrow. But my after Matty sent me that clip. I love a taint.

Speaker 5 57:56

Oh, you you mean a gray area.

Speaker 6 57:59

Yeah, now I know.

Speaker 4 58:00

I've never heard that.

Speaker 6 58:01

T is now that term, and Tracy T.

Speaker 4 58:05

You you love a taint, or you you love what? What is it about the taint?

Speaker 6 58:13

It's just it taint right. I like it. It taint right. It's just something about it. You do? I just learned didn't you tell me that like now women has that?

Speaker 5 58:22

No, no, it's shut up. Now women have it. I cannot. Now women have. Now even women are getting them.

Speaker 1 58:34

Well, it was again to talk about Bravo, it was just on the latest episode of The Valley. Janet Caperna on there. Yeah, but she's called a different I just had a baby, and now I've got a skin tag on my necklace. And they're like, what's a necklace?

Speaker 6 58:51

And she's like, it's the purpose necklace, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 58:54

Yeah, well, so that's a new word I didn't know either.

Speaker 5 58:57

So she Why do you think it's called? I've never heard necklace. Why do you think it's called?

Speaker 1 59:00

It's a gray area, but it's like this two episodes in one week of a sh of TV shows are referencing the tank. It's like a cultural phenomenon.

Speaker 5 59:11

Taints having a moment. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 59:13

Girls have one too.

Speaker 1 59:15

Yeah, I know. Who knew?

Speaker 5 59:17

They're all get they're all getting them. Carl's a mess. Carl.

Speaker 6 59:22

I actually inherit a candle from Megan that is Jeff Lewis's. Taint by Jeff Lewis. Taint by Jeff. Taint by Jeff Lewis. And I have it always in front of me. Yeah. It's the best candle.

Speaker 1 59:35

It smells great.

Speaker 6 59:36

I'm just gonna say, always have a taint in front of you. I'm yeah, the taint is always in front of me. And it's always one of those pieces in your house that people are like, I think this candle about the candle.

Speaker 1 59:47

I think you should the vagina candle.

Speaker 5 59:49

I think you guys should call into Jeff Lewis and tell him product extension, come out with a necklace and a gray area. Oh god, yeah, the cum gutters. Yeah. And cum gutter candles. I mean, hello. You're welcome, Jeff. Love it. All right, my pull it out is an unpopped zit.

Speaker 3 1:00:06

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Speaker 5 1:00:08

You know when you see somebody and you just want to reach out and pop it? Oh my god. And you're like, I want to. Do you know what I mean, Tracy?

Speaker 6 1:00:14

Are you the pimp popper?

Speaker 1 1:00:15

Oh, 100%. So not on yourself. You're talking someone else or on yourself?

Speaker 5 1:00:20

Well, if I had it on myself, it'd be popped. It's when I visually see somebody walking around with a white head, they don't probably know it.

Speaker 4 1:00:27

Bring it over.

Speaker 5 1:00:29

Oh, you want to pop it. Oh, I want to pop it. You do, you want gross. Oh, is it just like a pimple?

Speaker 6 1:00:37

Don't blackheads. Just a pimple.

Speaker 5 1:00:38

No white hat. A white head, sorry. It's just there.

Speaker 4 1:00:41

No, if you saw this on, let's say JJ right now.

Speaker 5 1:00:44

I tell him. I oh oh I do tell it.

Speaker 4 1:00:45

Did I tell him?

Speaker 5 1:00:46

I do tell him.

Speaker 4 1:00:47

You wouldn't just pop in.

Speaker 5 1:00:48

No, gross. I'm not gonna pop it. Would you pop it?

Speaker 4 1:00:51

I would say I see this and I'm gonna pop it.

Speaker 5 1:00:54

Why? Why do you want don't you? You're gonna get hitzit juice on your finger. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 1:00:58

She wants that. She wants my juices.

Speaker 1 1:01:03

So it's a slip it in for you. It is her.

Speaker 6 1:01:06

So your pull out has turned into her slip it in.

Speaker 4 1:01:09

100%. We are polar opposites on this. We are. But you know what? That's okay. Just get some poppers and I'll pop them. I keep pulling out.

Speaker 5 1:01:19

One last question before we wrap this up. Um, anything you think you're gonna have to correct us on in a couple days?

Speaker 6 1:01:27

Once you listen back.

Speaker 5 1:01:29

Once you yeah, but I th I saw her a couple times to be like, hmm, I'm not sure if that's clocks.

Speaker 4 1:01:35

In the moment, not today, but I'm sure the next one. Okay.

Speaker 5 1:01:39

We would love to bring you back. Um it feels like there's a lot more in here that you have to get. Yeah. Thanks, T-lish.

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Speaker 1 1:01:47

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Speaker 3 1:02:31

You can't ignore like a drunk text sent at two a.m.