Welcome Back And Pistons Talk

Speaker 5 0:00

It's slip it in, the convo that has you upset. We're talking pop culture, bad choices, obviously things that should stay in the group chat.

Speaker 1 0:08

But they don't. You'll laugh. You'll cringe. Oh my god, did they really just say that? Oh, we said it.

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And yeah, we slip it in.

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Every single episode.

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You laugh, you cringe, you beg some more with a guilty pleasure.

Speaker 5 0:23

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back, slipping it in with you. I'm Megan, and I'm here with JJ and Matty in his Pistons hat. Let's go, Pistons.

Speaker 2 0:36

Let's go, Pistons. Uh, last night uh they survived. It was do or die. So it was 3-2 against the Ooh, Megan. Who do you think they're playing? The Cavaliers. I get it. I didn't think she was gonna get on event.

Speaker 5 0:54

Hey, when Eminem's involved, I pay attention.

Speaker 2 0:58

I'm gonna try it. 115 to 94. So much like last time we recorded, let's cross our fingers. Yeah. Because the game is tomorrow night, 8 p.m. At home in Detroit. Amazing. Three to three. Uh, winner will go on to the Eastern Conference Finals.

Speaker 1 1:17

So that's what's gonna happen? Uh I don't know anything about this whole playoffs for the NBA.

Speaker 2 1:24

Yeah. So the next game, if they lose, their season's over.

Speaker 1 1:29

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:29

If they win, they go into the Eastern Conference Finals.

Speaker 1 1:33

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:33

But then if they win that, they go into the NBA finals because there's different conferences. So complicated. So there's two more, there's two more series if they continue on.

Speaker 1 1:44

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:45

So go Pistons.

Speaker 1 1:47

Go Pistons. Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:48

I love it.

A Fountain Voicemail Mystery

Speaker 1 1:49

You got mail. Oh.

Speaker 5 1:51

Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 1:53

I love it.

Speaker 5 1:54

Sounds like Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks might be in the house.

Speaker 1 2:00

Maddie and Vegan, we got some voicemail. I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 2:04

I love getting voicemail.

Speaker 1 2:06

You want to hear it?

Speaker 5 2:07

Oh, yes. Play it for sure.

Speaker 1 2:10

You ready for this? Yeah.

Speaker 2:12

Hi. I found your guys' voice. Uh, not your voice. Fuck it. I I found your guys' QR code and number like in a fountain in Birmingham. So I think somebody was littering under your name. And uh you guys should put this message on the podcast and say you should kill everyone who litters. See and oh wow.

Speaker 6 2:36

I love it. It's a little aggressive. Well, I don't think we're okay.

Speaker 5 2:40

We have our business cards. They were at the Birmingham Art Fair.

Speaker 2 2:44

So obviously Birmingham, Michigan. Yes.

Speaker 5 2:46

Exactly. Not Alabama.

Speaker 2 2:48

Because JJ and I were there last weekend.

Speaker 1 2:51

Yeah. And there were some slipped in cards around.

Speaker 2 2:54

Some cards were there. And um apparently one ended up in the fountain.

Speaker 5 2:59

Yeah, but we don't need to kill the litterers. I mean, I don't support littering, but I don't need to kill people for it either.

Speaker 2 3:05

Like you don't throw our cards in the fountain. But yeah.

Speaker 1 3:08

But I think also that this person realized that it was a little bit too much. So she left two voicemails. There was a follow-up. A second one. I want it. I want it.

Speaker 5 3:17

I can't wait.

Speaker 1 3:18

So this is what she said. She called back. She called back. She just called back. Yeah.

Speaker 3:26

Accidentally, um, no, no, no. We we changed our minds. Your QR code fell back into the fountain under our supervision. So maybe we take that thing back. Don't kill all litterers because unfortunately we have joined that demographic. Okay, bye. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 3:45

I love it. What does that mean?

Speaker 2 3:48

Did they fish it out and then throw it back in? Or I think.

Speaker 1 3:51

Oh well. All right. Well I mean our cards were out and about. Any press is good press.

Speaker 5 3:57

Okay. I love it. And I love the voicemails. Keep them coming. You can always call us. You know the number 313-444-9004. We're here for your calls. Morning, day, and night. Bring them. Do you know what today is?

National Vintage Day Gets Weird

Speaker 2 4:12

No. It is National Vintage Store Day. Oh, wow. So today's recording date is May 16th. It is the second annual. So I get why.

Speaker 5 4:26

No, it is. So it's a new day that somebody has now paid for.

Speaker 2 4:30

I guess. I wonder. But I mean, whether they pay for it or not, I'm I I mean I support this vintage. Because last time, last episode, if you recall, I was letting the listeners know that I was a lover of thrifting.

Speaker 5 4:42

Oh, thrifting.

Speaker 2 4:43

Well, I put them in the same category. I agree. I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 4:49

Thrifting, antiquing, vintage, vintage, it's all of stuff from last year. Vintage, I feel that is like the 1920s.

Speaker 5 4:57

Well, you get it all when you go thrifting, vintage, vintage, or antiquing.

Speaker 2 5:01

Yeah. I mean, I think they're all tangentially related. Okay. Big words. Big word.

Speaker 1 5:08

I don't want to go on a tangent.

Speaker 2 5:09

I almost paused and was like, that's not going to come up.

Speaker 1 5:11

No, I don't want to go on a tangent there, but I now I'm thinking, how does this national days come up? Like, who would decide? Well, it's a Megan's point. You can pay for them today. Oh, you can.

Speaker 5 5:22

You don't remember in Vanderpump Rules when Stasi got Outfit of the Day as a national day on the calendar.

Speaker 1 5:30

I forgot about that.

Speaker 5 5:31

I forgot about she had to pay and do a petition. Like it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 5:34

Okay.

Speaker 5 5:35

And you have to pay every year. It's like thousands of dollars every year.

Speaker 2 5:39

What day did we launch?

Speaker 1 5:40

We should go back and May 7th, I think it is. It's a slip it in day.

Speaker 2 5:44

Yeah.

unknown 5:44

Yeah.

Speaker 5 5:45

Oh, you want to make it slip it in day? We should look into that. We could have our own day. I love it. I know.

Speaker 2 5:50

I do too. Well, then maybe a pull it out day, like Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 5:55

So anyway, Sweetest Day is a pull out.

Speaker 6 5:58

So here's how I that is a pull-out day.

Speaker 5 6:00

100.

Speaker 2 6:01

I didn't realize it was National Vintage Day either until my day unfolded. So I had a lovely day. I got up. I went to run some errands. I went to Costco. And I don't I didn't know that they have vintage though. They did not. I'm going to string this together. You have to come with me.

Speaker 1 6:22

Okay.

Lovebirds And The Pricey Owl

Speaker 2 6:22

Okay. So there's two stories I'm going to intertwine here: vintage and birds. So I'm going, right?

Speaker 6 6:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 6:30

It'll come together. It'll come together. And Costco. Vintage. I am in the self-checkout at Costco. And all of a sudden I see a couple. They're probably in their 60s. And he has a little love bird on his shoulder.

Speaker 1 6:46

Oh my god, my aunt has uh lovebirds. Oh, really? Yeah, she loves them. Are they loud? They are little.

Speaker 2 6:51

This one was well behaved. Didn't they? Oh, he didn't make noise. Not a chirp. I didn't know a chirp. No chirps. But it was active. He was going from shoulder to shoulder, shoulder to shoulder. And then he would, I assume it's a he, I don't know. He would jump over to her, his mom, I assume. Another bird. But she would no. No, the couple.

Speaker 1 7:11

The ladybird.

Speaker 2 7:12

No. The man and the wife with one. One bird.

Speaker 1 7:16

I thought that there was multiple.

Speaker 2 7:17

One bird, two humans. Bird was going back and forth between mama and dad.

Speaker 1 7:22

Okay.

Speaker 2 7:23

And I got a pic of it. I assumed it was an emotional support bird.

unknown 7:28

Yeah.

Speaker 1 7:28

No little vest. The bird didn't have little vests.

Speaker 5 7:34

Yeah, I think he needed a little collar on it.

Speaker 1 7:37

Yeah, don't pet me vest. I'm an emotional support bird.

Speaker 2 7:39

100%. But I mean that bird was could have flown like and went outside because I was behind him coming out.

Speaker 1 7:46

That bird was sometimes I think it had stock home syndrome. Sometimes it clipped the um the wings.

Speaker 2 7:51

Oh, you're right. But I wonder Stockholm syndrome, which is like it's been told, like it's been groomed.

Speaker 5 7:57

I wonder if they would ever travel on a plane with it.

Speaker 1 8:00

Probably.

Speaker 5 8:00

And then he's flying the bird's flying. Oh yeah. But flying on the plane.

Speaker 1 8:05

He probably has a little backpack.

Speaker 5 8:07

Oh, I wish he did, and it said service animal.

Speaker 2 8:10

Well, okay. All right. So I leave there, I drive home, and two blocks from my house is this little street that has like pop-up vintage stores on it. I've lived here 12 years and I have never really went into any of them. I've noticed that they kind of have changed hands over time and something'll open and then it'll close. Anyway, it looks like it was a hustle and a bustle today. So I'm like, I'll go home, I'll unpack my stuff, and then I'll walk down there. So I walk down there. I go to this, the first one I go to. What do I find when I walk in there? Another love bird. Oh, really? It was the owner's love bird, and it was at the register. Just at first, I'm like, is that a battery bird? Like a battery. Like I'm like, is that real? Because the bird was going. Oh, yeah, like an ante. And I so I put my finger out, and the bird got right on my finger. Oh my god, and then yep.

Speaker 1 9:00

And then got birds are very well trained little parents. Well, it sounds like it.

Speaker 2 9:05

They're all over time. They got right up on my shoulder. They are busy birds. Yeah. Right up on my shoulder. I couldn't get the bird off. And then so, and then the owner was talking to me, and she's like, he can go around and shop with you if you'd like. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't need it to shop with me. But I I said, Could you help get him off?

Speaker 1 9:23

Yeah. Yeah. So I thought we were just gonna say, cue the camera. The bird is right here.

Speaker 5 9:27

Oh my god. Oh no. Bring in the bird. The bird would be shitting on all the goods for sale. Like that seems dicey to have him out and about in the shop.

Speaker 1 9:37

You know, just free falling the bird. You know that birds poop and pee at the same time is all together. Well, I know. It's a convenience.

Speaker 6 9:45

Whatever comes out. Oh well, and then I also bought from this lady this owl.

Speaker 5 9:52

Oh, you and these owls. Oh you're obsessed with owls.

Speaker 2 9:56

We're bringing back the owls. If you're not if you're we cannot hear you because you're blocking if you have audio only, tune in to our YouTube channel. But um, I'm showing a picture of the owl. Let me tell you this. So I asked the lady, I said, how much for this owl? And she says, 85.

Speaker 1 10:14

$85 for that owl.

Speaker 5 10:16

$85 for that.

Speaker 2 10:18

No, no, I didn't. Oh my god. I offered her $50.

Speaker 6 10:21

What? $50?

Speaker 2 10:23

$50 for that.

Speaker 6 10:24

$50 for that. I know.

Speaker 2 10:28

Okay, well, so and she tells me, she goes, she goes, I can't believe it. She says to me this. She goes, I'm gonna get teary.

Speaker 1 10:37

And I'm like, She had an emotional connection.

Speaker 2 10:39

She said, Here's this here's the how about the 60? Oh she goes, here's why.

Speaker 6 10:44

Oh, oh listen to me.

Speaker 2 10:45

I know I called, I called her on it. I she says, I broke up with my fiance.

Speaker 1 10:56

She's done Disney for you.

Speaker 2 10:57

I know this is her standard story. And she goes, I left. I left without anything, just the clothes I had.

Speaker 5 11:03

And the owl.

Speaker 2 11:04

And no, she said, and he has everything. Now he's getting back into my life, and he's trying to offload load stuff and he's selling it through me. And so this is his owl. And I just have this attachment to it. She's like, uh this money is gonna go directly to him. And I said, Well, why are we just I said, Why are you selling his stuff? She goes, Well, I don't hate him as a human. I just we weren't good together. And he's she's like, So I'm allowing to sell some of his stuff. I said, Are you just selling me a story?

Speaker 1 11:33

100%, yeah. She said, I'm selling you a story and an owl and an owl.

Speaker 2 11:39

Well, okay, I didn't buy it because of her sad story. I bought it because it was.

Speaker 1 11:43

So you still paid 50 bucks. 60.

Speaker 5 11:46

You did. You paid, yeah. Why didn't you say you don't like the for six? Yeah, this is ridiculous. That's insane.

Speaker 6 11:56

It's all metal. That it's all $15 item at mall. I would say nine years. Wow. You can't put a price. I might go as high as $20. You can't put a price if I see it. $20.

Speaker 5 12:08

It's a drink at a bar.

Speaker 6 12:10

It brought me back memories.

Speaker 1 12:12

It's a high-end bar.

Speaker 5 12:13

Do you do you guys remember? Get an espresso martini anywhere in town. You'll be paying $20. All right, you too. I know. Well, you shocked us with the price. I mean, who would have thought anyone would pay more than $20?

Speaker 6 12:28

I know.

Speaker 2 12:29

Can I tell you guys something? Oh, God. She when I went in there, she's like, things are not priced. Don't let that scare you. Just so when I saw it, when I saw it and I brought it up, I thought she was gonna say $15.

Speaker 5 12:43

Well, yes, that's the price of that owl. $15. She said 85. Yes. I would have been like, oh, I'm out. Sorry. Well, anyway, I could have taken a picture and then the fact you even offered 50, it would have been like max price, 20.

Speaker 2 12:59

I okay. I have a different relationship to things I find because I get it.

Speaker 1 13:03

This is why you have bents downstairs. Oh God. All right. Thank you. Jesus. So anyway, well, like we have to call it out.

Speaker 5 13:11

JJ, let's call out his owl fascination and love.

Speaker 1 13:15

This is you're obsessed with owls. Our friend from YouTube here right now.

Speaker 6 13:20

Yes. Oh, you think you're Will Arnett now?

Speaker 1 13:26

Yeah.

Speaker 6 13:27

Well, I'm just trying to get a bird word in anyway.

Speaker 1 13:30

I was not expecting to be well. I got the story to be. I didn't expect it.

Speaker 6 13:34

I mean, I thought the owl was okay. We're gonna have to move on.

Speaker 5 13:38

Well, I'm shocked at the $60 price tag. Okay. Honestly. I thought you probably paid $15, max $20.

Speaker 2 13:46

If you guys can give me a moment, I'm gonna give you another reason why I bought it. Oh, okay. Because he loves that. One of my best friends, you all know him, Rolando. Yes. He there was in my past, this is how I recalled the story. I s bought an owl-related item. I don't remember even what that owl was.

Speaker 1 14:07

It was a white figurine. A small white owl.

Speaker 5 14:11

Like a Harry Potter white owl.

Speaker 1 14:14

Anyway, I don't remember. You found it cute.

Speaker 2 14:16

Okay. It was probably a Harry Potter item. You know how you associate people like I love giraffes. Yeah. And so I welcome giraffe purchases. JJ, same with elephants. You know, people have their thing. Somehow, Rolando interpreted that owl, one owl purchase into like, oh, Matt loves owls. Suddenly, every like my birthday, Christmas, he was giving me owl merch, and I'm like, you've got to stop with the owls. And then he started pushing an owl agenda.

Speaker 5 14:47

No, your owl agenda was all yours. You were obsessed. I'm not. I still am not.

Speaker 1 14:54

You bought specifically a thropple of owls for Halloween that you would put out. Well, that's true. No, but you said she knew when you bought that owl.

Speaker 2 15:06

Those are scary owls and they're Halloween decorations.

Speaker 1 15:09

They're still owls. And you bought them. They were clear mainly.

Speaker 2 15:12

They were clearance owls. But that wasn't because I was like, you still bought them for your owl love. But I also have pumpkins. That doesn't make me a pumpkin lover. I like Halloween.

Speaker 5 15:23

I have always thought of you when I saw this owl thing when I walked in today. I assumed, I'm like, oh yeah, Matt and his owl love. Well, I sent Matty. Who? Matt.

Speaker 2 15:40

You fell for them. I texted Rolando. I said, I got you. I asked him if I should buy it before I bought it. And he's like, you should buy it because you love owls. I'm like, I love owls. You're the one pushing the owl agenda. And he goes, Me, that was not me.

Speaker 1 15:56

That was well, we also have to point out that your dynamic between your friend Rolando and yourself is they're like that. You find like that is the the beauty of that. He will just take it right away and he will be like, let's just poke many with the owls. But you were purposely also buying owls in them.

Speaker 5 16:19

You were in love and fascinating with owls, and I still feel like you are.

Speaker 1 16:23

Okay. Well, that is one thing. He's now a lovebird with the owl.

Speaker 5 16:27

Yeah.

unknown 16:27

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:27

You got the birds around town. You're right. And we can move on. Okay. But I just gonna say, to your point, JJ, even though he was pushing that narrative throughout an entire summer season and a whole year calendar year, 100. I bought that as an opportunity that every time I see it, it will reflect back because now he lives in a different state. So it is all in good fun.

Speaker 1 16:50

Yeah.

Speaker 2 16:51

I am not an owl like So embrace it, man.

Speaker 1 16:54

I am embracing it. Next thing we're gonna know is gonna buy more owl.

Speaker 5 16:58

Yeah. Well, and just so you know, after this recording's done, I'm gonna walk around your house and count the owls. Count him. You act like you're gonna you're gonna find one owl.

Speaker 1 17:09

You and me both. Let's do it. I can't believe it. There's no more owls.

Speaker 5 17:12

Well, I'll be the judge and counter of that. But you know, it's interesting that you say this is like National Vintage Day because I'm feeling like it should be National Bird Day because I had some bird experiences today. Like legitimately driving this morning, I saw these huge gaggles. I don't know, are ducks gaggles or just geese? Well, what are ducks?

Speaker 1 17:37

I don't know.

Speaker 5 17:37

Anyway, I saw a flock of two flocks of ducks, one on one side of the road and one on the other, and a lot of baby ducks. And they were all ducklings. Yeah, ducklings. And they were trying to cross the street. So half of them had made it, and the other half were like half in the road. So I started slowing down, and then I'm like, Am I gonna have to stop? But then the ducks trying to cross the road like started turning back because there were a lot of cars coming. Well, there was one little one little let's just go ahead and one little baby duck kept kind of coming. And I'm like, oh my god. So I at the last minute had to slam on my brake.

Speaker 1 18:13

We've seen that.

Speaker 5 18:14

Yeah, and Fitz, he was in the back, my dog in the back seat. He flew forward. I'm like, sorry, I gotta save this baby duck.

Speaker 1 18:21

Yeah, just another side of it.

Speaker 5 18:22

So so then so I didn't hit the duck. He then turned around. I went through, but there were cars coming and coming. I'm like, I hope they all slow down because this is like a line of 20 cars coming and they don't know they've got duck crossing ahead. And they're going a little fast. So hopefully all the ducks survive. Then a little later in the day, I'm driving down the street. There in front of me is a little bird right in the center of the road. And normally when you get close to birds driving, they fly away. Well, thanks. Well, this guy is not flying away. And I'm like, Well, he's in the middle. Like, I'll drive over him. I won't harm him. He's little, he nothing about my car will affect him. But then I'm driving at the last second, whoosh up in front of me goes this bird. So he survived. So he did. So he was he survived, but he was like, Oh my God. So I've had bird shenanigans today, as have you. So it is National Bird Day in my mind.

Speaker 1 19:20

I wish we could have interviewed those birds. Oh. It's like, have you seen this car coming in with this blondie? How did you feel?

Speaker 2 19:28

Well, right. And the lovebirds that I saw today were probably be like, help me.

Speaker 6 19:32

Oh help me. Yeah. They've held me captive.

Speaker 1 19:40

Can we can we move on the birds?

Speaker 2 19:43

Well, yeah. Yeah. Of course. Well, go ahead.

Waymo Robot Cars Gone Rogue

Speaker 1 19:47

Go ahead. I was gonna say it. I don't know if you've probably you probably watched news with I'm sure that if the birds were around the Waymo situation with Atlanta, it would have been a nightmare.

Speaker 6 19:59

Oh, that would be a dud duck.

Speaker 5 20:01

Yeah, the dirt ducks are in trouble with the Waymo.

Speaker 2 20:04

Yes. Like ducks everywhere. Yes.

Speaker 1 20:07

So I wonder, even like when I was um watching the news, it's like I wonder with the program, like how they program those cars. Do they also are they also programmed for like animals? Supposedly they are. Roadkill, we did an episode about roadkill.

Speaker 5 20:24

Wayma would say yes, they are. Well they keep going if it's already dead. They're sketched.

Speaker 1 20:29

Well, let's continue.

Speaker 5 20:30

The Waymo's are having trouble. Well, what happened? Yeah, Waymo in Atlanta, I think.

Speaker 1 20:35

Yeah, in Buckhead, um, they they just they were just circling around um in that neighborhood, and they then the people from that day, like there were a bunch of Waymo cars, about 50 of them.

Speaker 5 20:48

50, yes, 50 in one cul-de-sac. Yeah, it's crazy. You gotta look at the city.

Speaker 1 20:55

Between the hours of 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. Yes. I do have to say that when I was looking into it, I do need your help. You're both you, Megan, and Matty. I have no idea what cul-de-sac means.

Speaker 7 21:07

Oh you don't know what a cul-de-sac means. Oh my gosh. Does JJ know it?

Speaker 1 21:14

What is a cul-de-sac?

Speaker 2 21:16

So you have you ever went into like a neighborhood and you go down a street and all you can do is just do a roundabout and go back out? Yeah, like there's a dead end.

Speaker 5 21:25

Yeah, it's a dead end with a circle at the end.

Speaker 2 21:28

Yeah, a dead end is more of like, oh, you gotta reverse, turn around, back out. It's dead end. Cal-de-sac is oh, the streets no longer, but I can do just keep on moving.

Speaker 5 21:39

So it's a circle.

Speaker 2 21:41

So if you're telling me there were 50 of them 50. So they were just going around, yeah.

Speaker 1 21:46

They were pulling up.

Speaker 5 21:47

Well, I think because there were so many, they were just circling, circling, they couldn't get out because they were all 50 of them in a circle.

Speaker 1 21:55

There was there many, there was even one resident that put a uh child as at play sign. So that to see if that will slow them down and like make them stop. That was her Yeah, because they're supposed they read supposed to respect like the signs and stuff.

Speaker 5 22:10

That is true.

Speaker 1 22:11

They're supposed to be programmed for that.

Speaker 2 22:13

Like to see this going on and make a sign and put it on the street.

Speaker 5 22:16

Well, because they just were circling, it was going on for an hour or more.

Speaker 2 22:19

Yeah.

Speaker 5 22:20

Okay. Well, I saw also the. And they were empty, no customers.

Speaker 1 22:24

But Waymo came forward.

Speaker 6 22:26

Because if I was like, get me the case.

Speaker 5 22:28

Well, you can't you gotta call, like, yeah, there's like apparently in the Waymo's, you can like call and talk to somebody.

Speaker 1 22:34

Yeah. But I've heard not even imagine being in the one car with this situation.

Speaker 5 22:40

I would love it. I would love it. But any I've heard with the Waymo's is that like at certain hours when there's not a lot of activity, they are supposed to like go to like places that are close by where there's a lot of riders typically and kind of just chill out. So they all there must have just been no one riding. So they all went to their but it's weird to chill out area, or like because they're programmed over here. Yeah, they're they congregate. And in LA where they have let's just get together there. Yeah, and LA has the little robots that like deliver food and stuff. And apparently those little robots congregate in odd hours all together. So they like it's just weird. Yeah.

Speaker 1 23:25

So that's why I was asking you about this cul de sac because I immediately went into like do the Waymo's have a cult now?

Speaker 2 23:32

Well, I mean, that's weird that they're all like it's like homing pigeons.

Speaker 5 23:36

Because they're all programmed. Like, there you go with your birds. They're programmed all the same way.

Speaker 2 23:41

Uh I saw an art or not an article, I saw a news story this morning about Waymo's on the Today Show. I don't know if it was the same Atlanta or not, or if it was Atlanta or not, but it was Waymo went through like they're through a flooded air street. And if you watch the the video, I mean like if you were a human, it's one of it's a flooding that you're like when you drive up a bar. You wouldn't try to go through it. Oh, there's no way I'm getting through that.

Speaker 6 24:10

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 24:10

Not these Waymo's.

Speaker 1 24:12

Oh, I mean, that's a good thing though.

Speaker 6 24:14

They're like, I'm gonna talk and like water. It didn't make it.

Speaker 1 24:18

Oh, it didn't make it. No, never mind. I thought it was gonna be like a success.

Speaker 2 24:22

No, and in fact, they've I think the story said they've had to recall like 3,800 of these because of all the things they're built to censor, like you guys are talking about signs, yeah, animals, whatever. I guess these weren't programmed, they didn't think about over flooded streets.

Speaker 6 24:41

So these they're just driving in and then they can't get out. I I love it.

Speaker 1 24:46

So my question mean that wasn't well that kind of answer it. Like I so you still are I'm all in for these.

Speaker 5 24:52

I am dying for them to go live. I in fact, the other day, just might I just like was Googling like when is Waymo going live in Detroit, like hoping we're like ready to go soon, but they there's no start date yet.

Speaker 1 25:04

I mean, once the Waymo's came in in Detroit, like the even the ducklings are gonna thank God vegan is in a Waymo.

Speaker 5 25:09

Oh they're like 6'7. I'm much safer than the Waymo because the Waymo is not gonna stop for those baby ducks, and I will.

Speaker 1 25:21

So you are duck saver.

Speaker 5 25:23

I'm a duck saver.

Speaker 2 25:24

Um next time I'm at your house, I'm gonna walk around and count your ducks.

Fast Food Drops Worth Arguing

Speaker 5 25:29

I've I have no ducks. I have no ducks. But what you might be able to count are some crazy foods that I have in my cupboard because you know I follow them. I follow Snack alater and Snacks with Zach on Instagram. And if you're not following them, I think you should because that is where I get my hot tips on new items coming out.

Speaker 2 25:52

I like their handles with the name of their accounts.

Speaker 5 25:55

So there's something coming to Denny's, and you know I love a Denny's, so anytime I see Denny's, I get excited. Moonsilver Miami. I love a Moons Over Mihammy. This new item coming to Dem Denny's, where it's out now, actually, is called the Ma's Pit Burger. M-O-Z-Z. Ma's Pit Burger.

Speaker 2 26:17

I thought it was gonna be like as in Ma and Pa.

Speaker 5 26:20

No, Ma's. And it's a hundred percent beef patty, melted American cheese, bacon on a brioche bun, and then on top, it's got crispy mozzarella sticks with marinare drizzled on it.

Speaker 1 26:36

On top of the bun?

Speaker 5 26:37

On top of the bun. Yes. It's crazy looking. It seems unnecessary. I'm out. I don't think it's for me.

Speaker 1 26:42

I'll be like, it's served. I put the mozzarella sticks on the side and I eat it.

Speaker 5 26:46

Yeah, that's how I would eat it. But I don't want the leftover mozzarella sauce on my burger. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 26:50

So you've got a soggy bun.

Speaker 5 26:52

Well, they're like it's kind of nobody wants a soggy bun. They're saying soggy bun. It's mixing like the pizza flavors with the burger. It feels desperate. I'm out.

Speaker 1 27:02

It feels that they should have it's a missed opportunity. They should have just put the mozzarella sticks inside the burger.

Speaker 5 27:08

No, I don't want that either.

Speaker 1 27:09

Uh oh.

Speaker 5 27:11

I don't like mixing foods like that. Yeah. Well, anyway, we cannot get it here in Michigan. It's only at limited locations in Los Angeles, Miami, and Houston.

Speaker 1 27:22

I'm fine with that. Well, so I'm not going to any of those locations anytime soon at some point.

Speaker 2 27:27

I haven't been into a Denny's in years and years. We went when we went to the United States.

Speaker 5 27:31

We went only a couple years ago. Two years ago.

Speaker 1 27:33

We went to Denny's when we went to Puerto Rico.

Speaker 5 27:36

Yeah. Oh, I know. I was getting to go. I got a moons over Myhammy.

Speaker 1 27:40

Yeah.

Speaker 5 27:41

So there is a new item. So everyone listening on Wednesday, the day we drop this, go to your Taco Bells tomorrow because there is a new item coming out, and I'm so excited about it. And it's actually available right now.

Speaker 1 27:56

It's coming out now. It's already out. Right now. Okay.

Speaker 5 27:58

It's available in the app now, and it goes live to anyone and everyone at stores on the 21st.

Speaker 1 28:05

Okay.

Speaker 5 28:06

So it's called the Cantina Chicken Mexican Pizza. And I love I'm a Mexican pizza aficionado. I was devastated when they took it off the menu. Then they brought it back.

Speaker 1 28:19

But you make your own.

Speaker 5 28:21

I have, but I like the Taco Bell Mexican pizza. Anyway, it is the slow roasted Cantina chicken, black beans, green chili sauce with a three cheese blend. And on the top, it's between that's what's between the two tortillas. And then on top, it's topped with pico de gallo and purple cabbage.

Speaker 1 28:42

Okay. Now cabbage. Yeah. Making them out of your cell.

Speaker 5 28:45

Well, all of the cantina items, like they have a cantina chicken soft taco that I love. And that comes with the purple cabbage. So I think the whole Cantina chicken menu, they like to serve it with the cabbage.

Speaker 2 28:57

It just seems like everything. I think I might have said this before that it just they just repackage it all and call it something else.

Speaker 5 29:04

Well, I'm not done. Oh shit.

Speaker 2 29:07

Damn it, you guys. We got more.

Speaker 5 29:09

It is served, and this is what I'm excited about. It's served with a new limited edition jalapeno citrus salsa packet.

Speaker 1 29:17

I'm out.

Speaker 5 29:18

I'm excited to try it. Why are you out?

Speaker 1 29:20

I am not a jalapeno.

Speaker 5 29:22

Neither am I. JJ. But a jalapeno, a light jalapeno flavoring.

Speaker 2 29:25

Cut to September. I'm going to have 50 of those packets in my cupboard because that's what I'm saying. Well, no, because you only you'd have to buy them extra.

Speaker 5 29:32

Like it comes one with the one Mexican.

Speaker 2 29:35

It's like a new packet that's out there for the cooking.

Speaker 5 29:37

It only comes when you order the Mexican chicken pizza. So now, JJ, I gotta stop. One, sorry.

Speaker 2 29:44

No, you're fine.

Speaker 5 29:45

So, JJ, you say you don't like jalapeno, but yet when I bring over that jalapeno cheddar dip in the can, you eat it right up. So, to my point, what do you have to say? A jalapeno flavoring is different than a jalapeno eating.

Speaker 1 30:01

Right. You proved me wrong.

Speaker 5 30:02

And I think you like a jalapeno flavoring.

Speaker 1 30:06

I stay incorrect.

Speaker 5 30:07

So anyway, I'm super excited about pull me out of my snack. Well, the Cantina chicken, Mexican pizza, go get it now at Taco Bell. I'll be reporting back on it, I'm sure. But okay, I have one last thing. I know.

Speaker 2 30:22

Well, this is something snacks. I feel these are we're doing a tour of fast food.

Speaker 5 30:30

One thing that I think you're gonna really be excited about, JJ.

Speaker 6 30:33

Me?

Speaker 5 30:33

What about me? You might too.

Speaker 6 30:36

I'm not a snacker.

Speaker 5 30:37

I don't know what to think.

Speaker 2 30:38

These are full meals.

Speaker 5 30:41

Exactly. So Burger King is bringing back a cult favorite on June 2nd.

Speaker 1 30:47

A cult favorite?

Speaker 5 30:48

Cult favorite.

Speaker 1 30:49

See this cult situation.

Speaker 5 30:51

Well, because people are like clamoring for them. They love them. They were devastated when it got taken away. And it is the uh crown-shaped chicken nuggets. And I know you love a chicken nugget. And Matty, you claim you don't eat them, but then you do. So I don't know where you stand on the nugs, but I know JP.

Speaker 1 31:11

Crown sheet. Yeah, crown seeds.

Speaker 5 31:13

Exactly. I knew you would like it. See?

Speaker 1 31:16

Chicago then.

Speaker 5 31:16

Well, you can get that any burger piece.

Speaker 6 31:20

Probably.

Speaker 2 31:22

He loves a 20 piece of nuggets. JJ goes right to the 20. Calling me out on my nugget.

Speaker 5 31:28

Well jalapeno. On June 2nd. Well, jalapenes. Well, I don't like a jalapeno either, but I don't mind a jalapeno flavoring. And I learned that about myself. And I feel like you're in the same boat.

Speaker 1 31:40

Okay. We might have to do a test. I mean, it's just pretty much the same.

Speaker 2 31:46

But see, the minute they start forming these nuggets into shapes like a crown. Yeah, crown. For burglars. Then you start to be like, this is very, you know, like probably not great for me.

Speaker 5 31:56

Well, it's pink, all the nuggets are pink slime one each way. I'm asking JJ.

Speaker 2 32:00

I'm asking JJ. I wonder.

Speaker 1 32:02

I wonder if it's- I know your take. I wonder if it's the same thing as like because with the Snickers, with the little shapes and the visas, is it going to be the same recipe? Because they're a crown-shaped nugget.

Speaker 2 32:16

I think it's the same. Same recipe as to what stay tuned.

Speaker 1 32:18

Compared to what recipe? The nugget recipe.

Speaker 6 32:24

We'll report back in June.

Speaker 2 32:26

That we know of. Basic nugget recipe.

Speaker 6 32:30

Yes. Okay. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 32:33

I've had enough.

Speaker 6 32:34

I've had enough.

Speaker 5 32:35

Well, he's the nugget aficionado.

Speaker 1 32:38

Yeah. I am a nugget ambassador. Ambassador.

Speaker 2 32:41

He I saw him mentally take a note.

Speaker 1 32:44

Oh, yeah. I will June 2nd.

Speaker 2 32:46

I was just going to say, did you give him the release date for June 2nd?

Speaker 5 32:49

Report back.

Speaker 1 32:50

It's coming up. Yeah. Mark your calendar. Yeah. Pride is Pride Month too.

Speaker 5 32:55

I have a perfect time for a nugget.

Speaker 1 33:02

I didn't know this episode was going to turn this way.

Speaker 2 33:05

It does seem like it's. I don't know. There's a weird energy in this episode, but I'm I'm liking it. Maybe it's because you're holding your mic. Oh. Probably.

Speaker 6 33:14

Yeah.

Speaker 1 33:14

Yeah, I'd like to hold it.

GQ Box Body Mist Discovery

Speaker 6 33:17

We know you like to hold it. All right, you two. I feel like I've got to like calm you two down today. Well, you know, those snacks. I've got a I've got a product that is not edible. Oh, okay. So I'm gonna move away from the food.

Speaker 2 33:31

All right. Is that good? Yep. I love it. So I've talked about my GQ box before. I still am a subscriber.

Speaker 1 33:38

You gave me one for Christmas.

Speaker 2 33:40

Yes. And actually, two winters ago, that winter box two years ago, I got this product, which is called Stone Street Soap House, which I'm showing for those viewers. But it is the brand is called, which I love, Hey Ho. Oh H A Yay. Hey Ho. But it's H O.

Speaker 5 34:05

Wait, that's the brand. I thought the brand was Stone Street Soap House.

Speaker 2 34:08

It is. This is the uh well, this is the product line, I should say. I should say the product line.

Speaker 5 34:15

Got it.

Speaker 2 34:16

So the company is called Stone Street Soap House. They all actually only have two product lines. One is Hey Ho and the other is Geronimo.

Speaker 1 34:24

Okay. Geronimo.

Speaker 2 34:25

And so these people are like a in the photos. If you go on their uh dot com, uh there are four, I think four individuals. So they call themselves the small crew of idealistic soap junkies. Oh, this isn't soap, this is a body mist. Okay. It came in, like I said, my GQ box. I am obsessed with it. The smell of it, I'm gonna split it. It's so good. I love it. It feels it's like clean, but with like yeah, it's a nice smell.

Speaker 5 34:58

It's a good smell. It's so good.

Speaker 2 35:00

I like it. And I've used it not only on as a body spray, which is what it says on the I think it says body mist on the thing. I just sprayed it on my mouth.

Speaker 6 35:08

Okay, well, how does it taste? Oh my god.

Speaker 5 35:13

Is there a product extracting it?

Speaker 1 35:14

I will confirm you cannot snack on it.

Speaker 5 35:16

Oh, but does it taste?

Speaker 1 35:18

But the smell is so good, fresh, and clean, and yet distinct, right?

Speaker 2 35:24

Like it is distinct. I can't, like if somebody were to say, I mean, it just stands on its own. And I've used it as on a as a pillow spray and I've used it as a room spray as well.

Speaker 1 35:33

Yeah. And also, this olive green has become like my new fave.

Speaker 6 35:38

Yeah, I love an olive. Oh, color. Yeah, I love an olive. So the packaging, you like the packaging.

Speaker 2 35:43

So a little bit more information. A little bit more information on these two kids that I'm with today on the podcast. I got geez. Tweedledee and Tweedledum. All right. They are out of England. Tid and Dot. They're out of England. They have partnerships with London Nine Elms and Palace Hotel. Oh, wow. Um, and we are a huge fan. This, I'm gonna tell you though, it this is uh Euros. Well, I don't know what it is in Euros. I did the equation. I did the translation. It's 46.50. Isn't that like 40 euros? 40 Euros, 46.50 American. Okay. This though, I mean, I six months, I think it lasts, because it's just you know, it's a spray. This uh is a 3.38 flow ounces. Love it, obsessed with it. It's gonna be on our link tree. Yep. We can put the Geronimo products up there too. Okay. I mean, literally, they I I think they have they have less than probably 20 products, which to me feels luxurious. I agree. Yeah, it feels like I like when a company does that.

Speaker 5 36:54

Well, and I love that they're like, what do they call themselves? Cult soapurist or cult soapurst?

Speaker 2 36:59

No cult.

Speaker 5 37:00

Oh, they're like no cult. You said something like idealistic soap junkies. Well, soap junkies, junkies cult. I kind of put them in the same routine.

Speaker 2 37:08

Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 37:09

Well, so do you use this in lieu of a cologne, the body mess?

Speaker 1 37:13

I funny you should ask. There are women that do that.

Speaker 5 37:16

Like you have well, hence my why I'm asking.

Speaker 1 37:20

My sister uses a body mess instead of a perfume.

Speaker 2 37:23

Well, I do too. Well, what I do is I wear this to work now. This has become my instead of cologne to work, yeah. This is I think really nice because it I smell, yeah. Slight, I don't feel smell like a whore from the body. I smell now. I smell instead of a whore, I smell like a hoe. Yeah. Love it. But I do use when I go out on the weekends, I think we got a new tagline. Smell like a hoe, not a whore. Yeah, yeah. Um, I still wear a cologne usually on the weekends or something if I go out.

Speaker 1 37:57

But yeah, special occasion.

Speaker 6 37:59

Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 38:00

Love that. Yeah, I'll get it. And also, like I would just point out if you haven't participated on that yet, I would encourage people to explore the GQ box. Yeah, you gave me one of those for Christmas, and I'm still using most of that products. And um, yeah, it's it's a great way to explore things that you probably would not do it.

Speaker 2 38:24

You know, you you know, you just get all of these products, and even if like just one becomes an actual product you then buy, I wouldn't have discovered it otherwise. So I a lot of times some of them are not even um beauty products. So you get a beach towel or you get an umbrella, so that's different, but like an actual product that you would have to replace. I love it if one of them stands out enough. Like that's gonna be part of my future routine.

Speaker 5 38:53

Well, and I think also for people who have men in their lives who are hard to buy for, it's a great, easy gift that you could uh sign them up for the GQ box because there's there's bound to be something in a box that they're gonna like.

Speaker 2 39:06

Yeah, man, I mean it's pretty much like a well, it's geared towards men.

Speaker 1 39:10

If it's a um Uncle Kathy, she might like it.

Slip It Ins And Pull It Outs

Speaker 5 39:13

You're right, Uncle Kathy's. All right. It's for everybody. Well, all right. I think it's time then we get to some slip it ins and pull it outs. I'll start because my slip it in is a little bit of a revelation. So if you remember the last time we were recording, I came in and I had a bag of mounds.

Speaker 6 39:39

Of what?

Speaker 5 39:40

Mounds.

Speaker 6 39:40

Oh, candy bars.

Speaker 5 39:42

And you, Matty, said, Oh my gosh, you bought mounds. This is weird. Why would you buy them? And why wouldn't you get almond joys? And I'm like, well, they were, truth be told, they were in the like the reduced section, and I love coconut and chocolate. So I couldn't resist buying the bag, it was like a $2 or something. So I bought them. And honestly, I hadn't had a mounds in years because, like you, I do prefer the almond joy with a nut in them.

Speaker 2 40:12

Yeah, we're pro-nut here.

Speaker 5 40:13

Yes, we love our nuts. But we have recently, uh, for like Halloween and stuff, bought almond joys to give away as candy. And when I've had them, I'm like, you know, they don't seem to taste as good as I remember.

Speaker 2 40:27

Oh my God.

Speaker 5 40:29

I just assumed it was this whole chocolate thing that we've talked about, how the candy companies are like not using real chocolate to like save money. So I just assumed it was that whole thing and never thought about it twice. Well, these mounds, oh no, they were so much better than the almond joy. And it's because I deep dived it because I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 40:51

She is a chocolate investigator, she's just.

Speaker 5 40:54

Let me tell you what's going on. And I can't believe I didn't think of it. Mounds are made with dark chocolate. Oh, that's almond choice is milk chocolate. And a dark chocolate does traditionally go better with a coconut. 100%. Like lots of times there's coconut candies and they only make them in the dark because they kind of go hand in hand. So now I've realized I love a mounds and I don't like an almond joy. Oh my God, what are we?

Speaker 1 41:23

That's a revelation.

Speaker 5 41:24

And so my slip it in is mounds.

Speaker 1 41:27

Okay.

Speaker 5 41:27

I had no idea. I've avoided them for years because I want the nut. And I've realized it was the bad choice. Yeah. The mounds are significantly better. So I encourage everyone if you like a coconut, try a mound some day.

Speaker 1 41:41

The things you could do when you want a nut.

Speaker 5 41:44

Exactly.

Speaker 6 41:44

Well, stay away from those almond joys.

Speaker 1 41:47

Yeah.

Speaker 6 41:47

Oh, you can't. No, no.

Speaker 2 41:49

I don't know. You gotta make room for both.

Speaker 1 41:52

Some have nuts.

Speaker 5 41:53

We do a side by side because the mound is so much better.

Speaker 1 41:56

Yeah. Can we just do that? Because I don't want to I don't want to disparage a joy.

Speaker 5 42:01

I'm not disparaging the nuts. I'm disparaging the almond joy.

Speaker 1 42:04

Okay.

Speaker 5 42:05

And I'm saying say ho to those mounds.

Speaker 1 42:10

What is your pull-out?

Speaker 5 42:11

My pull it out is roast.

Speaker 1 42:12

I thought you was gonna say roast almond joys.

Speaker 5 42:14

Roast.

Speaker 2 42:15

Roasts?

Speaker 5 42:16

Roasts.

Speaker 2 42:17

Like on TV or a pot roast.

Speaker 5 42:20

I'll take a pot roast. It's really the TV roast.

Speaker 1 42:22

Oh, the TV roast.

Speaker 5 42:23

I'm not a fan.

Speaker 1 42:24

You're not. There's a new one on the Kevin Hart.

Speaker 5 42:26

Uh the doctor was, and I was making dinner, and I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 2 42:29

I just it's just gonna be about him being short, I'm sure every time.

Speaker 5 42:32

That's they were. And I just like people think they're so funny, and they can be, but at the same time, it's a lot of just like people being really mean. And I get that they can be funny, but I'm just like, those have hurts. And I just it's I will. It's not so funny. Yeah, I actually really like Heaven Hart, but I I didn't, I saw parts of the Tom Brady. I wasn't a fan. I'm not a fan of the part that there's so many uncomfortable moments in them.

Speaker 2 42:58

But I think the part that lessens the pain is the paycheck they get, probably. Well, I get it. They're getting paid a lot. But I do like I they're like, I know what I'm signing up for, but then when you actually hear some of the things the people say, there's no way it can't impact you or affect you in some some way. Some of them hit harder than others, but so I'm just I'm over it.

Speaker 5 43:18

I don't need it.

Speaker 2 43:18

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 43:19

I'm sure that they just that's kind of end the night with some Almond Joy.

Speaker 2 43:23

That's kind of how Nikki Glazer kind of rose to fame. Is that her name? Nikki Glazer. Yes. That's kind of how she rose.

Speaker 1 43:30

I mean, she was already out, but the way that she did the rose.

Speaker 2 43:33

But she got a lot of she got a lot of attention from Tom Brady. It was Tom Brady. And then all of a sudden she's doing the Golden Globes.

Speaker 1 43:39

Yeah, she was the shining start of that role.

Speaker 5 43:41

No, yeah. For a comedian's perspective, I think they do look at them because one, they get paid a lot, and then they usually get some of these road comedians to be on them, besides the celebrities that you already know. So I just there's so many awkward moments, and it's just, I don't know. I don't enjoy them. Um it's a pullout for me.

Speaker 2 44:00

Fair enough.

Speaker 1 44:02

My slip it in, um, and one of my good friends, Alex, will be very proud of that, is that he's been um a big proponent of this artist, Zara Larsson. I don't know if you care heard of her, but she's been out and about like nobody's business. I I've been a little bit opposed to listening to her, but she is come, she's did the Today Show summer concert series. You're looking at me like Pobby is this one of your no oh wow and I actually did it without a heel too.

Speaker 2 44:38

Do you know?

Speaker 1 44:38

She sure did she sure did, and Chanel like did the whole dancing with her, and I actually think I mean I'm coming around with Zara Larsson. I do think that her song Lush Light, which is like a 2015 song, it might be the song of the summer. Or move west. And I am so yeah, it is the last.

Speaker 5 45:16

I mean, it's okay. I move west gets me going. This doesn't get me going like move west.

Speaker 2 45:21

Can I just say I said to you, have you heard the song Stateside? And you said, No, I have not. This was like just when it was coming up, and and I said, Oh, it's by Zara Larson. It's like it's jalapenos all over again. He's like, it is like it is like calls.

Speaker 1 45:44

You're like, oh, I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 45:46

And here you are. She is suddenly now your slipped in.

Speaker 6 45:51

Yeah, wow. I have to say you really do a lot of people. You gotta be careful what you say around us because we're clocking it all.

Speaker 1 45:59

Listen, we're clocking it from jalapenos and audio like my pull it out. It's adult gamers.

Speaker 5 46:09

Well, this is now again another twist for you.

unknown 46:12

Why?

Speaker 5 46:13

Because you're an adult gamer, as you are, Matty. You know what a gamer is? Yes, but people who like to play games, which we do.

Speaker 2 46:21

It's video games. Megan, they have they have their own gamer channels.

Speaker 5 46:25

Well, that's an extreme, but uh people who play board games are also considered gamers.

Speaker 1 46:30

Megan, this is my pull it out.

Speaker 6 46:32

Okay, I've got your back, Changer. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 46:35

Adult gamers, to your point, Matty. The chairs, the speakers, the sponsorship. Like, what are you doing tonight? Are you just playing some video games? Yeah. No, I'm out. And that happens. There's a lot of research on the gay community, too. I am the gamer, and even they put it on the profile.

Speaker 5 46:55

Oh, they do.

Speaker 2 46:56

They're probably I know some gamers, and I'm gonna respect their space and community, and good for them. I, you know, it's your pull out. It is a long time to sit. I will say. It just seems like a long time to sit.

Speaker 6 47:12

I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 47:13

You know, Megan's not no I said, Google, if I like board games, am I a gamer? Well, of course it's not gonna be a game. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 47:22

But it's not the that's not my point. It isn't. Okay. Adult gamers, when I'm in this country, adult video gamers specifically. Do you want and you're content with that?

Speaker 5 47:31

I would agree with you on that.

Speaker 1 47:32

Adult video gamers. And like Matty, I'm also friends with people that friends adults that are video gamers, and I listen, that's what your preference is. I respect that. Not for me.

Speaker 2 47:48

Okay. My slip it in is um so I again I don't the today show is coming up a lot. I was seeing this product review happening, and uh and Savannah was the person going through the products with the person that was pitching the products, and she I forget what the product was, but she said she goes, This oh, they were sunglasses. When you wear these sunglasses, it's it's giving off-duty model.

Speaker 6 48:20

And and that's a selling point.

Speaker 2 48:23

And Savannah's like, Savannah goes, Savannah goes, Oh god, I love that off-duty model. And then Savannah couldn't stop saying it. She goes, Look at me.

Speaker 1 48:32

I look uh probably she thought about it on the like JJ, like your outfit today.

Speaker 2 48:36

It's giving off-duty model. I like it. Well, don't you love guns out? Don't you love the phrase? It's like yes, like I love it too. I'm giving off-duty model today. I like what you're wearing. Thanks.

Speaker 5 48:47

Do you know these sunglasses? Because I want them on our Link Train.

Speaker 2 48:50

No, but I bet I think Savannah. Savannah couldn't stop saying off-duty model, so I'm sure if we googled it, we could pull up this segment.

Speaker 6 48:57

But I'm just like I can't wait.

Speaker 2 48:59

I'm like, that is so I love giving off-duty model.

Speaker 1 49:03

I like that. I would probably use that from now on.

Speaker 5 49:05

It's a it's not in my vocab. It is in your vocab. Well, now, after today.

Speaker 2 49:10

Well, I've been holding it because I wanted to release it here.

Speaker 1 49:12

Perfect.

Speaker 5 49:13

Thank you. I love it.

Speaker 2 49:14

My pull it out is anybody who knocks on my door. Oh, Alexa. We told her to keep it down to do zero volume. And I just got the weather report.

Speaker 1 49:27

But do you know what that is? Yeah, it's a reminder that you can also ask Alexa to play Slip It In.

Speaker 2 49:35

Yep.

Speaker 5 49:35

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Speaker 2 49:40

It's ruining my pull it out.

Speaker 1 49:41

Well, okay, go for it.

Speaker 2 49:43

It's your so my pull it out is anyone who knocks on my door. I'm referring more so to like with the weather being nice. I keep getting, oh, we're in your neighborhood. It's like, and they'll leave their little flyer flyer. So it's like, we know it's your weather. Oh, do you need your trees trimmed? Do you need your gutters cleaned? Do you want your house painted? And they knock and it's just it it's disturbing. I'm trying to work, and then they'll they know I'm not coming to the door and they'll push the bell again. And I'm like, just and I can usually see them right out my window, and it's uncomfortable. And then if you extend it outside of service people, if you are friends with people, text them first before you do any pop-ins, family or friends. Uh, do you agree, Megan? Or do you would you want me to just randomly not? I'm unprepared. My house might not be clean. I might not have my outfit. I'm not, I might not be looking like an off-duty model. No, I don't want to come to the door.

Speaker 1 50:36

You don't have the hey-ho on you.

Speaker 2 50:38

I don't have the hey-ho on. I'm quickly trying to get hoe on.

Speaker 5 50:42

Um, yes and no. If it's a close friend, I wouldn't mind the drop by. So, but at the same time, I also don't answer my door. I don't either.

Speaker 2 50:51

Well, I don't either. Yeah.

Speaker 5 50:53

I just don't. And sometimes they can get very aggressive because I think they know you might be in there. Yeah. Oh, but that's my point.

Speaker 1 51:00

And especially if your car is in the driveway.

Speaker 5 51:02

Exactly. Well, you know what?

Speaker 2 51:03

Now And you can see me through the window.

Speaker 5 51:05

Well, that part's bad. Yeah. When I had a similar house to you have now, Matty, where like my front door went right into like my living room area, there would be times like I'd have my TV on anything, which they could see probably through the window, even though I had like curtains and stuff or blinds. I would like duck down on the floor and I would just crouch down underneath the door so they couldn't see me. And I'd sit there. The dog would bark and go crazy, and they they would get very aggressive because I think they could tell, like the TV's on, like what's going on. And I will now.

Speaker 2 51:38

I was underneath this table one week ago.

Speaker 5 51:41

One week ago. I was under this table because I know. I know. Well, and also now that I have a ring camera, sometimes if I get a doorbell or a knock, I look on that ring. I do too, but I'm just gonna do it. Is this a delivery person or is this? Yeah, I will just stay quiet. It's a bullet. I know, but it is a bullet. Yeah, I support it and I agree.

unknown 52:02

Okay.

Speaker 5 52:02

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Speaker 6 52:42

Don't throw us in the fountain.

Speaker 5 52:43

Yes. Until next time.

Speaker 4 52:45

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